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Post by wildojinx on May 28, 2016 23:32:53 GMT -5
No, this isnt a thread about how the announcing sucks or how they cant say certain words, just a light-hearted thread about stuff you'll likely never hear on WWE programming. First one:
"A new agressive style for No Way Jose"
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Post by sonofsharknado on May 28, 2016 23:36:06 GMT -5
"IT'S A WORK, MAGGLE! WE'VE ALL BEEN SWERVED! IT'S ALL FAKE!"
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Post by GuyOfOwnage on May 28, 2016 23:37:18 GMT -5
"SPEAR! SPEAR! NO! HE DODGES! ROUGH RYDER! REIGNS IS DOWN! 1...2....3! OH MY, WE HAVE A NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!"
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Post by TheFadedSpade on May 28, 2016 23:41:50 GMT -5
"[Insert wrestler here] JUST HIT REIGNS WITH [Insert finisher here]!
HE GOES FOR THE COVER! 1! 2! 3! ROMAN REIGNS HAS BEEN DEFEATED!
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cs2502
Mike the Goon
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Post by cs2502 on May 28, 2016 23:49:36 GMT -5
"I really miss that Nickleback song. It was fun Maggle!"
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Post by Mike Bockwinkel on May 28, 2016 23:49:59 GMT -5
"Please welcome your new RAW General Manager: Dixie Carter!"
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Post by sonofsharknado on May 29, 2016 0:00:31 GMT -5
"CENA TAPS! CENA TAPS! CENA TAPS TO THE ANKLE LOCK!"
"Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and the NEEEEEWWWW WWE World Heavyweight Champion....
CHAD GAAAAAAABLE!"
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2016 0:03:30 GMT -5
They've said "anal bleeding," so really anything's probable (versus just possible) at this point here, people.
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Crappler El 0 M
Dalek
Never Forgets an Octagon
I'm a good R-Truth.
Posts: 58,479
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Post by Crappler El 0 M on May 29, 2016 0:03:58 GMT -5
TMZ broke the news earlier today and social media has been buzzing all day. The first inductee into the WWE Hall of Fame Class of 2017 is Nailz.
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
Posts: 32,486
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Post by Perd on May 29, 2016 0:05:35 GMT -5
Happy anniversary to CM Punk and AJ Lee!
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Post by Main Eventer on May 29, 2016 0:12:53 GMT -5
"Shut the f*** up Vince."- Cole 2017
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Gawk Rivers
Ozymandius
MAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS!
GIIIGIIIGIIIGIIIGIGI
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Post by Gawk Rivers on May 29, 2016 0:16:57 GMT -5
"Byron, have I ever told you how I would have encouraged your mom to get an aborti-.."
"Yes, John. You have. You've told me 5 times tonight. You're a f***ing prick, you know that? More importantly, I want to kill you. I want to kill Michael. I want to kill both of your families."
"RAW ROLLS ON AFTER THIS~!"
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The Foreigner™: #NBACup Season
Don Corleone
They wanna talk? Well what they talkin bout? I see them runnin they mouth but they ain't talkin loud
Posts: 1,314
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Post by The Foreigner™: #NBACup Season on May 29, 2016 0:31:19 GMT -5
"That Triple H speech was incredible, but I only wish it went 20 minutes longer."
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Post by sonofsharknado on May 29, 2016 0:34:13 GMT -5
"Byron, have I ever told you how I would have encouraged your mom to get an aborti-.." "Yes, John. You have. You've told me 5 times tonight. You're a f***ing prick, you know that? More importantly, I want to kill you. I want to kill Michael. I want to kill both of your families." "RAW ROLLS ON AFTER THIS~!" "No, no, no! We're not done! Don't you f***ing cut me off. I will not sit here and be bullied by the sexually-repressed homophobe and the corporate stooge who is also a homophobe. You're both incompetent, whiny, childish sacks of shit. I could commentate this show without either of you f***s. I could call it with Vince Russo and Jim Cornette!" |
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
advocates duck on rodent violence
Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on May 29, 2016 0:40:25 GMT -5
"That Triple H speech was incredible, but I only wish it went 20 minutes longer." I don't know, seems within the realm of JBL's dumbassery to say such a thing. |
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suave
Dennis Stamp
"I only got on my knees for God and maybe to lick a girl's pussy" -Teddy Hart
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Post by suave on May 29, 2016 0:41:30 GMT -5
"Well, John, Michael, this sure has been a fine show. And I think it's safe to say that after being a commentator here for the better part of 5 years, I truly feel like a part of the WWE family."
"Yeah, Byron, but you're only a part of the family because we bought you."
*uncomfortable silence*
"...and now a word from our sponsors!"
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Post by captainhindsite on May 29, 2016 1:17:18 GMT -5
What a great match they had for the belt!
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keezy
Dennis Stamp
full time slacker
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Post by keezy on May 29, 2016 1:39:37 GMT -5
John Cena is a bad person.
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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on May 29, 2016 2:16:37 GMT -5
"These fans are really letting Roman Reigns hear it."
"These boos have to get in his head at some point, don't they John?"
"MEGASTAR, MAGGLE!"
Well... 2 out of 3 ain't bad.
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Post by sonofsharknado on May 29, 2016 2:23:51 GMT -5
"John, we need to talk about your drinking problem."
"AH LOVE IT, MAGGLE!"
"Well I don't. There's so many bottles of Jack under the announce table that there's nowhere to put our feet."
"I wish you were stillborn, Byron."
"Jesus Christ, John."
"BALLGAME!"
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