wankah
Don Corleone
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Post by wankah on May 29, 2016 13:14:20 GMT -5
Byron, I'm only doing this 'cause I'm actually gay and I fancy you.
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Post by amazingoopah on May 29, 2016 14:31:15 GMT -5
"The boyhood dream has come true.... the Drifter, Elias Samson is YOUR NEW WWE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!!!"
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
When Toronto sports teams lose, Alison Brie is sad
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Post by Urethra Franklin on May 29, 2016 14:45:55 GMT -5
"This is The Miz's first match back since starring in the new Werner Herzog film."
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2016 15:03:03 GMT -5
John Cena is a bad person. Wwe never lets relationships with their top guy end well so in a year or two when Cena leaves to become the full time host of the 8th hour of the today show or Live with Kelly Ripa or make movies I could see wwe going full burial mode. Cole:Hey JBL remember when John Cena used to bang all those divas when he was married? JBL:Yes Maggle I do and don't forget he ruined the careers of such future can't miss stars like Alex Riley and JTG. Bryon:I always thought John was a great guy.....but 12 Rounds was f***ing dreadful!!!
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Post by sokratesschmitt on May 29, 2016 15:21:49 GMT -5
STING WON! STING WON! STING WON THE MATCH!
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Venti
Unicron
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Post by Venti on May 29, 2016 16:32:20 GMT -5
"John, we need to talk about your drinking problem." "AH LOVE IT, MAGGLE!" "Well I don't. There's so many bottles of Jack under the announce table that there's nowhere to put our feet." "I wish you were stillborn, Byron." "Jesus Christ, John." "BALLGAME!" This one made me laugh really hard and I don't think it should get no sold.
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Post by CATCH_US IS the Conversation on May 29, 2016 18:17:45 GMT -5
John Cena is a bad person. Wwe never lets relationships with their top guy end well so in a year or two when Cena leaves to become the full time host of the 8th hour of the today show or Live with Kelly Ripa or make movies I could see wwe going full burial mode. Cole:Hey JBL remember when John Cena used to bang all those divas when he was married? JBL:Yes Maggle I do and don't forget he ruined the careers of such future can't miss stars like Alex Riley and JTG. Bryon:I always thought John was a great guy.....but 12 Rounds was f***ing dreadful!!! In regards to who Cena may or may not have buried, of course WWE would never admit responsibility... Regardless of whether Cena had beef with anyone or not, it was ultimately Creative and management's decision to job them out and bury them. It's not like Cena was going to quit and slum it on the indies or in TNA over any of these guys.
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on May 29, 2016 18:31:47 GMT -5
"Shut the f*** up Vince, I'll be deep in the goddamn ground before I spout off any those bullshit lines you keep feeding me. Not a chance I'm saying that. You want that statement on commentary, then you can get your f***ing ass out here, put a headset on and say it for yourself!"
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Post by xCompackx on May 29, 2016 18:41:35 GMT -5
"IT'S A WORK, MAGGLE! WE'VE ALL BEEN SWERVED! IT'S ALL FAKE!" For a show that pretends to be real, they get really damn close to saying this at times.
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Post by Gremlin on May 29, 2016 18:43:49 GMT -5
WE TIFF ON TUESDAY NIGHT MAGGLE
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Post by CubsFan71 on May 29, 2016 19:10:09 GMT -5
"Byron, have I ever told you how I would have encouraged your mom to get an aborti-.." "Yes, John. You have. You've told me 5 times tonight. You're a f***ing prick, you know that? More importantly, I want to kill you. I want to kill Michael. I want to kill both of your families." "RAW ROLLS ON AFTER THIS~!" Oh I desperately want to see Byron snap and go straight up hood on JBL. It would be glorious
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Dragonfly
Unicron
...is no Barry Windham.
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Post by Dragonfly on May 29, 2016 19:54:41 GMT -5
"Byron, have I ever told you how I would have encouraged your mom to get an aborti-.." "Yes, John. You have. You've told me 5 times tonight. You're a f***ing prick, you know that? More importantly, I want to kill you. I want to kill Michael. I want to kill both of your families." "RAW ROLLS ON AFTER THIS~!" Oh I desperately want to see Byron snap and go straight up hood on JBL. It would be glorious I can actually see something like this happening on the draft show. Byron gets moved to Smackdown and...
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Post by sonofblaine on May 29, 2016 22:05:01 GMT -5
Cole: Cena's Charizard is looking primed tonight.
Byron: He said he'd win this without even activating his megastone.
JBL: And listen to the crowd! They love to boo Roman's Garbador!
Cole: Oh and a Flamethrower from Cena's Charizard right out of the gate.
JBL: We got a trash fire, Maggle!
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2016 22:19:17 GMT -5
Crossface! Cesaro's got the crossface locked on Triple H! Shades of Chris Benoit at WrestleMania 20!
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Post by RI Richmark on May 29, 2016 23:02:04 GMT -5
"Here comes Stephanie McMahon to address the crowd. Well this going to go on for a while, I'm going to get a snack. Mike, John, you want me to get anything for you?"
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2016 23:28:19 GMT -5
"Roman really isn't that strong."
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Eunös ✈
Dalek
Duck Feet Expert
Tolerated, just not practically liked.
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Post by Eunös ✈ on May 30, 2016 9:20:56 GMT -5
We have seen Undertaker being manhandled like this on a few occasions in the past.
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2016 9:37:25 GMT -5
Cole: Roman Reigns has won the Royal Rumble! He's going to Wrestlemania!"
JBL: "Well actually Maggle, I think it's safe to say pretty much everyone in the Rumble tonight will be in a match at Wrestlemania."
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2016 15:11:45 GMT -5
Cole: Roman Reigns has won the Royal Rumble! He's going to Wrestlemania!" JBL: "Well actually Maggle, I think it's safe to say pretty much everyone in the Rumble tonight will be in a match at Wrestlemania." Good one. He's just the first guy allowed to point at the WrestleMania sign.
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Post by edgestar on May 30, 2016 15:43:48 GMT -5
I think I locked the keys in the car again
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