Phrases you'll never hear WWE announcers say

[Big Poppa Pumpkin]

"What does Naomi call that move, Maggle?"
"How the hell should I know?"

[Ron Woodsman aka Shempaholic]

Cole: "And in tonight's main event, Randy Orton Vs. Sheamus."
JBL: "Again? For f***'s sake we've seen them wrestle a million times."
Cole: "I know that John, it's sure to be a terrible match. If I were watching at home, I'd certainly turn to something else. Unfortunately, I'm out here with you two clowns. It's times like this I miss covering the Yugoslavian civil war, at least that was interesting."
Byron: "Zzzzzz."
JBL: "I think Byron's asleep Maggle."
Cole: "I hope he never wakes up. God I hate him."
JBL: "Me too."