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Post by Banjo Is Broken on May 29, 2016 2:25:25 GMT -5
"That Bayley is real mean bitch."
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Post by Ecks Ecks Ringout Ecks Ecks on May 29, 2016 3:50:31 GMT -5
"In asserting that he is neither a good guy nor a bad guy, Reigns is boldly rejecting Neoplatonist moral duality, and naming his finishing maneuver after Superman — the quintessentially pure American hero — is truly brilliant ironic juxtaposition in the spirit of the postmodernists. The symbolism is palpable; when he strikes an unenlightened adversary, he sends the message that we are literally knocked senseless by our stubborn adherence to antediluvian doctrines that glorify binary thinking. He is telling us that, though these ideas may be deeply ingrained in our sociopolitical heritage, we must strive to liberate our minds from the shackling tyranny of ethical biformity. As free-thinking individuals, we must decide for ourselves what to believe in, and believe that.
... Maggle."
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repomark
Unicron
For Mash Get Smash
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Post by repomark on May 29, 2016 5:36:02 GMT -5
"When is John Cena going to stop lifting the Big Show? He is like that annoying kid we all knew who kept spamming the same move over and over again in Street Fighter 2 because it worked before and he can't be bothered learning something new. Give it a rest John."
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Gecko
Grimlock
FAN Pyrite Member. Muahahaha
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Post by Gecko on May 29, 2016 6:01:04 GMT -5
"Goodnight everybody, we'll see you on Sunday at the PPV! Actually, it's not looking very good, is it? You might as well just skip it since we're planning on having rematches for half the stuff on Monday anyway. Don't forget about Takeover though, they're always great!."
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2016 9:14:45 GMT -5
"In asserting that he is neither a good guy nor a bad guy, Reigns is boldly rejecting Neoplatonist moral duality, and naming his finishing maneuver after Superman — the quintessentially pure American hero — is truly brilliant ironic juxtaposition in the spirit of the postmodernists. The symbolism is palpable; when he strikes an unenlightened adversary, he sends the message that we are literally knocked senseless by our stubborn adherence to antediluvian doctrines that glorify binary thinking. He is telling us that, though these ideas may be deeply ingrained in our sociopolitical heritage, we must strive to liberate our minds from the shackling tyranny of ethical biformity. As free-thinking individuals, we must decide for ourselves what to believe in, and believe that. ... Maggle." This sounds like a Nick Bockwinkel promo.
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Post by BorneAgain on May 29, 2016 9:15:38 GMT -5
"Hospital"
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Post by No Name is needed Bro Beans on May 29, 2016 9:33:30 GMT -5
After a beautiful 450 Splash the Big Show picks up the victory
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DragonMasterP
King Koopa
I'd change my avatar, but beardless Luke Harper is too funny.
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Post by DragonMasterP on May 29, 2016 9:38:20 GMT -5
*Insert something remotely related to whatever's currently going on in the ring here*
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Post by honsou on May 29, 2016 9:39:37 GMT -5
"Well this was a pretty okay Wrestlemania!"
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thecrusherwi
El Dandy
the Financially Responsible Man
Brawl For All
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Post by thecrusherwi on May 29, 2016 10:25:19 GMT -5
"Thanks for tuning in to the Kickoff Show and....well let's face it, this show is just here to tread water until Summerslam and most of these feuds will have endless rematches that will make tonight's matches long forgetton by the time they wrap up. I guess there is a chance for some good action, but we didn't put a lot of effort into this one. There won't be any surprising results or returns. If you REALLY like wrestling you'll probably still enjoy it. If not, I would go out an do something and check the results online tonight and just watch Raw."
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Tony Schiavontay
Dennis Stamp
This is the greatest post in the history of this board!
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Post by Tony Schiavontay on May 29, 2016 10:54:45 GMT -5
The belt is on the line as these two wrestlers are having a match of the year for the strap.
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Post by Lazy peon on May 29, 2016 11:08:11 GMT -5
Byron: Could it be?... It is! Michael: Dixie Carter's here! And she's staring down Stephanie! JBL: Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn. Byron: I have goosebumps! Two strong, independently successful business women facing off!
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Lancers
El Dandy
Oh you
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Post by Lancers on May 29, 2016 11:16:46 GMT -5
Ranallo: "Jerry, what do you think about how impressive Sasha Banks has been here in the WWE even though she's only 23 years of age?"
Lawler: "She's way too young for me."
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2016 11:18:28 GMT -5
SHAVE MAH TESTICLES UNTIL I GO TO HEAVEN, MAGGLE! Am I playing this thread right?
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Post by No One on May 29, 2016 11:27:00 GMT -5
"Stephanie got what was coming to her!"
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Post by Thunderbolt on May 29, 2016 11:27:58 GMT -5
"Raw is in fact NOT the Longest Running Weekly Episodic Television Show of All Time, Maggle."
"'Longest Running Weekly Episodic Television Show of All Time' is one of the stupidest lines I've ever heard in my life, John."
"I agree completely, Byron."
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Post by MrElijah on May 29, 2016 11:35:43 GMT -5
Byron: Tell me, John: How does it feel thst Oklahoma is better than Texas at everything in life?
JBL: YOU RAT BASTARD MOTHERf***ER, LISTEN HERE, OKLAHOMA IS A 4TH WORLD COUNTRY THAT SHOULD BE--
Cole: We'll be back--
JBL: f*** YOU COLE, DUNN YOU BETTER NOT CUT THIS YOU BEAVER LOOK--*cut to Tapout commercial*
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
BAU BAU
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on May 29, 2016 11:36:09 GMT -5
"Interesting lettuce." "They haven't stopped making frozen pudding pops, have they?" "So, anyone up for a game of Drawful after the show?"
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Post by Alice Syndrome on May 29, 2016 11:59:29 GMT -5
Anything that results in them actually calling a women's match or an undercard match.
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Post by Milkman Norm on May 29, 2016 12:10:52 GMT -5
The next inductee to the WWE Hall of Fame: Chris Benoit.
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