The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Feb 9, 2017 16:08:55 GMT -5
"Jason and Aaron are a powerhouse duo who have proven time and time again that they are fully tapped into what audiences love," said Hanson. "
These are the words of a man who lost the last little bit of integrity he had a long time ago.
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 9, 2017 16:09:19 GMT -5
One thing is for sure, you won't be seeing anything remotely as sophisticated as the "let's watch Spaceballs during Spaceballs" scene, which is still IMO a work of legit genius.
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JoDaNa1281
Crow T. Robot
Jackie Daytona, Regular Human Bartender. #BLM
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Post by JoDaNa1281 on Feb 9, 2017 17:04:13 GMT -5
"Marvellous Super Heroes" Ironing Man - A former drug addict and alcoholic who hits people with an ironing board Captain Torch - A patriotic super soldier who can light himself on fire Black Spider - A loud sassy black woman with red hair who spews various stereotypical black dialogue Mick Manner/The Astonishing Bulk - A scientist who turns into a strong monster whenever he gets hungry/horny/upset/horny/angry/horny etc... Red Dick - A Nazi mastermind whose penis is red Featuring references to Ariel Winter's tits and ass, Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston, Beyonce's twins, La La Land, and whatever else happened to be out of pop culture at least a year or two before the film goes into production. Paul Hanson: BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I love it! |
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Post by badkarma on Feb 9, 2017 17:29:08 GMT -5
but it's already been done by mel brooks: why try to be better than that as its only going to be a massive failure. I completely agree with you that it will be a failure in terms of content. Sadly, it will make money at the box office because people will go see anything related to Star Wars. Sheep ruin everything. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 9, 2017 17:44:29 GMT -5
Are they aware that Rogue One and The Force Awakens/The Last Jedi take place decades apart?
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 9, 2017 18:12:37 GMT -5
Are they aware that Rogue One and The Force Awakens/The Last Jedi take place decades apart? it doesn't show that during the trailers so probably not. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 9, 2017 18:36:52 GMT -5
Oh no, I just had a scary thought.
They might try to do some sort of Princess Leia "tribute"
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 9, 2017 18:39:19 GMT -5
fat hairy guy in the slave Leia costume or Fat Woman in the Slave Leia Costume.
Either or both are happening.
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Post by Ash Kingston on Feb 9, 2017 20:00:28 GMT -5
This sounds like a TNA-level dumpster fire, but minus the schadenfreude and joy.
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Rave
El Dandy
Perpetually Bored
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Post by Rave on Feb 9, 2017 22:07:37 GMT -5
And there goes my faith in humanity again.
Seriously, how out of touch do you need to be to fund those two douchebags yet again when it's been proven that just about all they churn out is shit?
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 10, 2017 0:19:21 GMT -5
Can't remember which one it was. But one of them ended with a parody of 'I'm f***ing Matt Damon' Sarah Silverman song.. Long after everyone was over it.
So what outdated meme song will they cram into this one?
Call Me Maybe?
Gangham Style?
Blurred Lines?
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The Kevstaaa
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Heck of a wrestler, great technician, and a jam up guy
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Feb 10, 2017 10:53:15 GMT -5
This sounds horrible, like everything they've done after Scary Movie 2.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 10, 2017 11:09:07 GMT -5
And there goes my faith in humanity again. Seriously, how out of touch do you need to be to fund those two douchebags yet again when it's been proven that just about all they churn out is shit? the good news is that their last few movies have bombed horribly... so maybe they'll finally disappear... |
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 10, 2017 11:13:36 GMT -5
These three indie studios should avoid these two cretins and put their money into a found footage movie, or some "Juno" style mumblecore flick on a limited budget instead.
They'd probably make far more money from it.
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Feb 10, 2017 11:14:43 GMT -5
Hmm, if I were making a comedy with no sense of humor and the mentality of an 8-year-old about Star Wars, what would I put in now? Oh, Deadpool! Chuck in a Deadpool impersonator in a maids outfit. You know, completely miss the point of the movie I'm supposed to be satirizing!
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
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Post by Malcolm on Feb 10, 2017 14:09:18 GMT -5
Dammit, where's Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money?
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 10, 2017 14:45:23 GMT -5
Dammit, where's Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money? every few years Mel will say something about being interested but it usually comes down to him not wanting to do it without Rick Moranis and Rick has stuck pretty close to being retired. |
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Malcolm
Grimlock
Wanted something done about the color of his ring.
May contain ADHD
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Post by Malcolm on Feb 10, 2017 14:54:02 GMT -5
Dammit, where's Spaceballs 2: The Search For More Money? every few years Mel will say something about being interested but it usually comes down to him not wanting to do it without Rick Moranis and Rick has stuck pretty close to being retired. I was only partially joking... Partially... |
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 10, 2017 14:57:02 GMT -5
Beyonce will give birth to Luke and Leia, who will both be played by midgets. They may fight a lightsabre battle with George Clooney's twins too.
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Post by Lazy peon on Feb 10, 2017 15:46:18 GMT -5
They don't even spoof movies, they spoof trailers. And have large objects fall on celebrities.
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