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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 10, 2017 16:54:10 GMT -5
They don't even spoof movies, they spoof trailers. And have large objects fall on celebrities. Yes! I seriously want somebody to explain to me like I'm three years old, how somebody would finance two morons who tell the same jokes over and over in movies that get critically slaughtered and nobody goes to see. Completely illogical. |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 10, 2017 20:37:21 GMT -5
They don't even spoof movies, they spoof trailers. And have large objects fall on celebrities. Yes! I seriously want somebody to explain to me like I'm three years old, how somebody would finance two morons who tell the same jokes over and over in movies that get critically slaughtered and nobody goes to see. Completely illogical. * Date Movie - $84m box office on a $20m budget * Epic Movie - $86m/$20m * Meet the Spartans - $86m/$30m * Disaster Movie - $34m/$20m * Vampires Suck - $80m/$20m * Starving Games - $3.9m/$4.5m * Superfast - $2m/$20m Only their last two movies haven't performed at the box office, so while their movies are terrible they more often than not make a healthy profit. |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 10, 2017 20:43:28 GMT -5
Didn't they try and break the parody cycle by making a non parody comedy a few years back?
It was still meant to be f***ing awful though.
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Post by ltcproductions on Feb 10, 2017 20:56:36 GMT -5
Didn't they try and break the parody cycle by making a non parody comedy a few years back? It was still meant to be f***ing awful though. That would be Best Night Ever, a found footage wild party comedy. |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 10, 2017 21:07:12 GMT -5
Yes! I seriously want somebody to explain to me like I'm three years old, how somebody would finance two morons who tell the same jokes over and over in movies that get critically slaughtered and nobody goes to see. Completely illogical. * Date Movie - $84m box office on a $20m budget * Epic Movie - $86m/$20m * Meet the Spartans - $86m/$30m * Disaster Movie - $34m/$20m * Vampires Suck - $80m/$20m * Starving Games - $3.9m/$4.5m * Superfast - $2m/$20m Only their last two movies haven't performed at the box office, so while their movies are terrible they more often than not make a healthy profit. Disaster Movie didn't either when you factor in Advertising budgets. (and none of them did if you add Hollywood Accounting but that's neither here nor there.) |
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 10, 2017 21:12:41 GMT -5
* Date Movie - $84m box office on a $20m budget * Epic Movie - $86m/$20m * Meet the Spartans - $86m/$30m * Disaster Movie - $34m/$20m * Vampires Suck - $80m/$20m * Starving Games - $3.9m/$4.5m * Superfast - $2m/$20m Only their last two movies haven't performed at the box office, so while their movies are terrible they more often than not make a healthy profit. Disaster Movie didn't either when you factor in Advertising budgets. (and none of them did if you add Hollywood Accounting but that's neither here nor there.) Yeah, Hollywood accounting is another thing completely but I don't think the advertising budgets for these movies are particularly big. Studios don't tend to spend big on these kinds of movies, since the whole point is to churn them out with minimal costs. |
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Post by bob on Feb 10, 2017 23:23:19 GMT -5
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 11, 2017 0:24:25 GMT -5
My theory is that group care homes take their mentally disturbed and drug addict patients to see these movies. Just to tell them to straighten up and fly right or they'll end up acting in one of them.
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Post by SmashTV on Feb 11, 2017 3:53:45 GMT -5
I've never once had any desire to see any of these films, but if I ever did all of the comments would have swayed me otherwise.
Good work, FAN.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 11, 2017 19:24:51 GMT -5
Predictions -
The Finn character is from Da Hood
A poorly done "Lego" sequence
some superficial references to Game Of Thrones and The Walking Dead
At least one joke that was in Spaceballs that they don't realise they have stolen
Kanye West reference
A character from Guardians Of The Galaxy shows up and something falls on them (a space cow maybe)
R2-D2 and C-3PO are gay jokes
Carmen Electra will appear.
Chewbacca laughs with a woman in a Chewbacca mask.
References to other Marvel movies, as well as DC, Jurassic World and Frozen.
Also unrelated to this I hear there next film before this is a Taken spoof, if it's true it's seems awfully behind.
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Feb 11, 2017 19:25:47 GMT -5
Can't remember which one it was. But one of them ended with a parody of 'I'm f***ing Matt Damon' Sarah Silverman song.. Long after everyone was over it. So what outdated meme song will they cram into this one? Call Me Maybe? Gangham Style? Blurred Lines? Even though this is a more recent reference, it will still be pretty old by the time of their Fall 2017 shooting date, someone will tell another character to "catch me outside, how about that?" (or "cash me outside, how bout dat?" As it's spelled phonetically). Bonus points if the girl from Doctor Phil makes a cameo appearance to say it and reveals that it's her by taking off a Storm Trooper helmet. |
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Post by ltcproductions on Feb 11, 2017 19:37:16 GMT -5
Predictions - The Finn character is from Da Hood A poorly done "Lego" sequence some superficial references to Game Of Thrones and The Walking Dead At least one joke that was in Spaceballs that they don't realise they have stolen Kanye West reference A character from Guardians Of The Galaxy shows up and something falls on them (a space cow maybe) R2-D2 and C-3PO are gay jokes Carmen Electra will appear. Chewbacca laughs with a woman in a Chewbacca mask. References to other Marvel movies, as well as DC, Jurassic World and Frozen. Also unrelated to this I hear there next film before this is a Taken spoof, if it's true it's seems awfully behind. Yep, called "Who The **** Took My Daughter?" (Title already censored.) |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Feb 11, 2017 19:44:05 GMT -5
Most of it will be dedicated to making the same jokes everyone ahs been making about the prequals since 1999.
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