The Unconquered Sun
King Koopa
He has no pants! What a heathen!
Lord of Storms and Kittens!
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Post by The Unconquered Sun on Apr 25, 2017 15:52:10 GMT -5
"Sneezing, Sandwiches and Long Pants; the Vince McMahon Story"
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Post by edgestar on Apr 25, 2017 15:56:38 GMT -5
This is gonna be good
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Chiral
Salacious Crumb
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Post by Chiral on Apr 25, 2017 15:56:43 GMT -5
With it being WWE and Vince approved, the amount of revisionist history in this thing is going to be staggering. I can't wait for the scene where the DX tank literally destroys WCW headquarters to end the war.
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Schizo
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Schizo on Apr 25, 2017 16:05:07 GMT -5
This guy would of been the perfect attitude era version on Vince
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Post by CMPunkyBrewster on Apr 25, 2017 16:06:21 GMT -5
f*** it, I'll say it:
I want DiCaprio as Vince.
He's only a touch shorter (Vince is 6'2", Leo is 6'0") which could easily be fixed with some small lifts in his shoes. Vince is a fair bit bigger (248 to Leo's 165-170) but between some bulking up and a little padding, he could easily make it look right. Plus, he's one of the best actors roaming the Earth.
I would also accept RDJ.
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chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Apr 25, 2017 16:06:25 GMT -5
This is going to make Mr. Burns autobiography look humble
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Post by nickcave on Apr 25, 2017 16:09:04 GMT -5
I would only be interested in this if they did something similar to what last year's The Founder was with Michael Keaton except instead of stealing McDonald's it's Vince raiding and destroying the territories.
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Rican
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
July 17, 2011 - HHHe called it
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Post by Rican on Apr 25, 2017 16:12:45 GMT -5
"Vince McMahon went on make the WWE Network the most downloaded streaming service in history, cure cancer, throw the winning touchdown in the Super Bowl, and have sex with all of the girls from the Big Pimpin' video."
*Credits roll*
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Fundertaker
Vegeta
Hideo Kojima should direct every ending ever!
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Post by Fundertaker on Apr 25, 2017 16:14:23 GMT -5
Alec Baldwin should play Vince McMahon He basically plays a toned down version on 30 Rock, so I'm up for this.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 25, 2017 16:18:11 GMT -5
Daniel Day Lewis or Willem Dafoe should play Vince. Good lord...Lewis as Vince would be the most amazing thing ever. Until he started showing up at every show and working the writers room and gorilla and refusing to answer to anything but "Mr McMahon." His level of method is absolutely frightening.
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Apr 25, 2017 16:19:20 GMT -5
This is guy would of been the perfect attitude era version on Vince Right back at you, Principal Vernon!
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Bub (BLM)
Patti Mayonnaise
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Fed. Up.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Apr 25, 2017 16:19:33 GMT -5
Daniel Day Lewis or Willem Dafoe should play Vince. Willem Dafoe as Vince McMahon would be the greatest thing ever.
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Post by Lazy peon on Apr 25, 2017 16:24:57 GMT -5
Vince - Mr. Burns comparisons never get old.
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Post by Rabbito Garcia on Apr 25, 2017 16:25:06 GMT -5
I can only imagine the fury of the Academy as they begrudgingly give Daniel Day Lewis his Best Actor Oscar for the Vinny Mac biopic
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Post by somsta on Apr 25, 2017 16:25:45 GMT -5
spot-on, first thing that ran through my head Same here.
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Apr 25, 2017 16:26:13 GMT -5
Goddammit pal! Awesome news.
Liam Neeson perhaps as Vince McMahon.
Who plays Hulk Hogan? Bret Hart? Linda McMahon? Triple H?
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Post by floundertime on Apr 25, 2017 16:46:10 GMT -5
Cena's moving more towards an acting career, right? You could totally see Vince casting Cena as himself. Cena's not buff enough for the role.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Apr 25, 2017 16:54:33 GMT -5
With it being WWE and Vince approved, the amount of revisionist history in this thing is going to be staggering. Yup, when i saw that I knew I wouldn't be seeing this movie It'll be "I always listen to the fans, always" levels of self-bullshittery
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Post by Deleted on Apr 25, 2017 17:06:31 GMT -5
So this is a year when it's announced we're getting two biopics. Paige and Vince McMahon. But a Vince biopic with the insanity of the Jesse Ventura story is like my dream movie to make.
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Urethra Franklin
King Koopa
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Apr 25, 2017 17:12:18 GMT -5
Folks, here's your Vince:
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