lws
ALF
No. It's the children who are wrong.
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Post by lws on Apr 25, 2017 22:11:26 GMT -5
I'm with everyone who already knows the fact its WWE approved almost certainly means it'll be terrible. That said, I'm still waiting for the inevitable How Did This Get Made? episode with great interest.
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Post by RI Richmark on Apr 25, 2017 22:21:06 GMT -5
Who plays Hulk Hogan? Bret Hart? Linda McMahon? Triple H? Hardcore Holly. {Spoiler}However, Holly will NOT play Chris Benoit. That role will go to Helen Mirren.
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Apr 25, 2017 22:23:20 GMT -5
J.K. Simmons as Vince or GTFO.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Apr 25, 2017 22:26:49 GMT -5
Joke answer: Peter Dinklage
Real answer: Sean Penn
Although both would absolutely crush it.
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Dat Dude
Dennis Stamp
Wait, what?
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Post by Dat Dude on Apr 26, 2017 1:36:31 GMT -5
Dennis Quaid
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MAGGLE
Dennis Stamp
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Post by MAGGLE on Apr 26, 2017 1:38:56 GMT -5
Morgan Freeman needs to narrate this
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Apr 26, 2017 1:46:50 GMT -5
I hope they include the Frozen Nazi creative pitch with Vince just leaving without saying a word.
The mental image of that always makes me laugh.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 1:54:23 GMT -5
I'm trying to figure out the perfect ending for the movie.
-Vince watching a screening of his talking ass cartoon alone in his studio eating a purple snocone?
-Vince directing the Katie Vick segment?
-Vince waking up from a mysterious bender with no memory with purple snocones everywhere with Kevin Dunn congratulating Vince for writing his masterpiece of "ONOEZ BIG SHOW IZ BROKE!!!!!111"
-Vince tearfully breaking up with HBK in the 90s and reconciliation true feelings after WM26
-Vince buying out WCW and Linda hugging Vince congratulating him he did it while My Way covered by Psycho Sid starts playing with a brief flash of Gary Strydom posing and Vince grinning big
So many possibilities
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 3:28:31 GMT -5
The Rock needs to jump all over this. I don't know if the Rock could be a good Bobo Brazil
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Apr 26, 2017 3:33:16 GMT -5
If WWE didn't approve it they wouldn't be able to use any trademarks on anything.
So, that's what people would bitch about if they got that.
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Post by Clint Bobski on Apr 26, 2017 4:14:54 GMT -5
The cast list could be:
Vince McMahon: Himself Stephanie McMahon: Melissa Mccarthy Triple H: Steve Martin (watch Cyrano) Bret Hart: Ozzy Osbourne The Undertaker: Clint Eastwood The Rock: The Rock, sorry, DWAYNE Johnson Steve Austin: Jason Statham Brock Lesnar: CGI Big Show: Verne Troyer Hulk Hogan: David Arquette Kevin Dunn: Gary Strydom
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 6:25:09 GMT -5
I'm trying to figure out the perfect ending for the movie. -Vince watching a screening of his talking ass cartoon alone in his studio eating a purple snocone? -Vince directing the Katie Vick segment? -Vince waking up from a mysterious bender with no memory with purple snocones everywhere with Kevin Dunn congratulating Vince for writing his masterpiece of "ONOEZ BIG SHOW IZ BROKE!!!!!111" -Vince tearfully breaking up with HBK in the 90s and reconciliation true feelings after WM26 -Vince buying out WCW and Linda hugging Vince congratulating him he did it while My Way covered by Psycho Sid starts playing with a brief flash of Gary Strydom posing and Vince grinning big So many possibilities Vince is so crushed over Benoit that he wants to shut the company down and asks for a sign that WWE should continue to exist, then down from the heavens descends Roman Reigns and Vince falls to his knees weeping with joy.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Apr 26, 2017 7:29:36 GMT -5
I suspect this will be one long series of hatchet jobs on everyone who ever stood up against Vince, from Ted Turner and Joe Weider to the US government and will end in a bunch of lawsuits for libel because Vince feels he can rewrite real world events like he has wrestling history.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Apr 26, 2017 7:53:04 GMT -5
needs Bob Einstein as John Laurinitis
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Post by crowley1986 on Apr 26, 2017 8:16:09 GMT -5
Morgan Freeman needs to narrate this or if moneys tight, just get the caller from the Edge and Christian Podcast
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MAGGLE
Dennis Stamp
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Post by MAGGLE on Apr 26, 2017 8:30:48 GMT -5
Or just make the wolf of wallstreet but its Vince McMahons life.
I thought I read somewhere that he was coked out of his mind and screamed they will never catch me in the office.
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
On again off again watcher of a wrestling TV show
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Apr 26, 2017 8:57:59 GMT -5
Folks, here's your Vince: My god, I would love that. I'm a huge fan. Loved his Elvis too, which a lot of people weren't fans of.
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King Koopa
He's just a Sexy Kurt
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Post by 67 more on Apr 26, 2017 9:24:45 GMT -5
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Post by willywonka666 on Apr 26, 2017 11:07:15 GMT -5
He's had the most interesting life. I'll definitely watch this. I'm already put off by it because I think it'll be a fluff piece with a fraction of interesting tidbits, but I could be wrong. Something tells me this will be akin to Wrestling's Secrets Revealed
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Post by Deleted on Apr 26, 2017 11:31:49 GMT -5
I'm trying to figure out the perfect ending for the movie. -Vince watching a screening of his talking ass cartoon alone in his studio eating a purple snocone? -Vince directing the Katie Vick segment? -Vince waking up from a mysterious bender with no memory with purple snocones everywhere with Kevin Dunn congratulating Vince for writing his masterpiece of "ONOEZ BIG SHOW IZ BROKE!!!!!111" -Vince tearfully breaking up with HBK in the 90s and reconciliation true feelings after WM26 -Vince buying out WCW and Linda hugging Vince congratulating him he did it while My Way covered by Psycho Sid starts playing with a brief flash of Gary Strydom posing and Vince grinning big So many possibilities Triple H, Steph, Shane, and Kevin Dunn form a circle around a joyful Vince, clapping and saying congratulations as a piano rendition of "No Chance" plays.
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