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Post by H-Virus on Jun 12, 2017 21:24:26 GMT -5
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worstFound this page on wikipedia. 84 movies from the last 80 years of film, all of them called The Worst Movie of all Time at some point by at least one critic. What about YOUR worst movie of all time? Is it on the list, or is it something completely different? And just to clarify, by 'worst of all time' I don't mean 'so bad that they're entertaining', or 'hilariously bad' like 'The Room' or 'Troll 2'. I mean a movie that has absolutely nothing redeeming about it whatsoever; a perfect failure of a film.
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Post by BorneAgain on Jun 12, 2017 21:39:08 GMT -5
Monster A Go Go might be it for me. Terribly shot, awful audio quality, boring sequences, dialogue so unmemorable its practically non-existent, and perhaps one of the biggest bullshit endings in the history of film. The whole movie might as well be a giant middle finger to an audience looking for quality entertainment.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Jun 12, 2017 21:50:50 GMT -5
Idt it can exist. Too many variables and opinion.
In my opinion, it may be St. Elmo's Fire, nothing but rich college kids bitching. I turned it off an hour in.
Or its Borat, where its not funny at all, so I turn it off 40 minutes in.
Or its Shrek Forever After, where its dumb af and I turn it off after 50 minutes.
Manos, Monster A-Go Go, Plan 9, The Room, I've watched them all and finished them all and I love them all for various reasons.
But films like St. Elmo's Fire, Borat, and Shrek Forever After, I never finished nor care to and found myself more annoyed than entertained.
Honorable mention to Die Another Day, which should have killed the Bond franchise.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jun 12, 2017 22:06:25 GMT -5
Sex Lives of the Potato Men is by far and away the movie with the least redeeming features I've ever had the misfortune of sitting through. It is offensively bad in every measurable way.
United Passions is probably he worst I've not managed to sit through. I love Tim Roth, but not even he can make Sepp Blatter someone I even remotely have any interest in watching.
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Post by Shark on Jun 12, 2017 22:19:00 GMT -5
I think of any of the Seltzer-Berg "parody" movies. Epic Movie maybe chief among them.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jun 12, 2017 23:04:08 GMT -5
Son of the Mask was the first to spring to mind.
It's one of the few movies I can think of where I never made it through it.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jun 12, 2017 23:09:20 GMT -5
For me, it is a film not on this list called Seed, directed by Uwe Boll
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Post by BrodietheSlayer on Jun 12, 2017 23:22:36 GMT -5
Well, there's shitty movies and then there's SHITTY MOVIES. I can forgive low budget movies that are amateurishly done (Plan 9, Manos) more than I can forgive big budget movies that are just....shitty. I will say that the two shittiest movies that REALLY pissed me off were Batman & Robin and Van Helsing.
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Post by agent817 on Jun 12, 2017 23:24:53 GMT -5
As far as movies that were actually given theatrical releases, I would probably go with either Max Steel or Redline (2007). I really didn't like those two movies.
However, there are a few in which I was like "Man, this sucks" and waited until the end. One is "Sunstorm," a movie with a bunch of hot women, which didn't even make it the LEAST bit entertaining. Not even Stacy Keach nor Bo Derek could save it. Another was "Hot Boyz," and then there was "State Property," a movie that I put above "Hot Boyz" in not only one of the worst rap movies that I have seen, but among the worst movies that I have ever seen period.
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Post by horseface on Jun 12, 2017 23:35:37 GMT -5
I think there's too much to consider to really pick one. Like for me you remember those low-effort parody movies like "Date Movie" that kept coming out last decade? I don't even count those cause they're so low-effort. To me a major effort has to be made. I don't consider Manos Hands of Fate to be the worst ever cause that was made by some dude from texas. But other people might still put those things in the running. So you'd have to establish very specific boundaries to work within and then maybe you can do it.
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Post by Jiren on Jun 13, 2017 0:00:11 GMT -5
"Monster a Go Go"
Not even MST3K could make that easy to watch
But if we go theatrical then "Movie 43" for me
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Post by Fade on Jun 13, 2017 0:15:50 GMT -5
Eh...hard to say. There's so much unintentionally, un-entertaining shit out there.
I personally hated P.S I Love You. And recently, the Independece Day sequel is such a bad, bad film.
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Post by The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM} on Jun 13, 2017 1:11:23 GMT -5
I was gonna say Gummo, but then I realized it's sheer weirdness kind of makes it a must see.
Scary Movie 3 (or 4? I forget) is the only movie I ever walked out of, so I'll go with that.
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Post by bibboid on Jun 13, 2017 1:18:55 GMT -5
I love bad movies. I am always on the lookout for something terrible like Idaho Transfer or This Is Not A Test or The Undertaker And His Pals or Bloody Pit Of Horror.
It is really tough for a movie to be actually unwatchable.
Mr. Magoo was that bad.
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Post by LexExpress on Jun 13, 2017 1:22:20 GMT -5
Both of my big two have been said: Epic Movie (walked out of the cinema, even though we'd got free tickets) and Sex Lives of the Potato Men (just... ugh. A misfire on so many levels).
Honorable mentions to Sorority Row and The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jun 13, 2017 1:39:04 GMT -5
The spirit.
That movie hot garbage
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Post by mizerable on Jun 13, 2017 2:09:05 GMT -5
Difficult as if I'm at home, I'll just turn it off.
Whereas I'm seeing it in a theater, I feel like I can't leave if I go with someone else, which I almost always do.
I actually have a good track record with movies in theaters, even if I don't like them, I can sit through them and just turn off my brain.
There are only two that pissed me off enough to where I wish I walked out.
Observe And Report was mind numbingly stupid and the only two "laughs" I got was from the trailer itself. I made a huge mistake in watching this.
The Lobster is the other movie. This movie just flat out annoyed me. I absolutely hated it. Not a single thing worked and I can't believe someone didn't come along and clean the movie up with some reshoots or editing. What a totally frustrating and unflattering experience this was...and again I can watch most movies and find something to appreciate. This had nothing, even the "creativity" felt like something that came from a film school flunkie.
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Post by Joe Neglia on Jun 13, 2017 2:56:09 GMT -5
Andy Warhol's Sleep. Five and a half hours watching a man sleep.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Jun 13, 2017 4:29:39 GMT -5
I'm only going with major studio releases because it's not fair to include B-movies.
That being said, my vote is going to the Lost in Space remake. Just a colossal piece of crap.
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Post by Fade on Jun 13, 2017 5:32:52 GMT -5
I'm only going with major studio releases because it's not fair to include B-movies. That being said, my vote is going to the Lost in Space remake. Just a colossal piece of crap. I was so stoked for that film as a kid ..Matt LeBlanc included but even I left the theater feeling disappointed. |
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