lionheart21
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Post by lionheart21 on Jun 13, 2017 18:08:53 GMT -5
Let me take a guess on what this is like, it's 95% shirtless dudes with some Giant Bees right at the end? Pretty much, yeah. Some buddies and I decided to see if we could find the worst movie that we've ever seen, and this was one of the movies that was brought up. It won. |
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bob
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Post by bob on Jun 13, 2017 18:20:26 GMT -5
Bucky Larson
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Jun 13, 2017 19:30:36 GMT -5
Rollerball (2002) was legitimately the worst movie I've ever seen from every imaginable perspective. Production, story, characters, editing - the highlights for 16-year-old me were Paul Heyman, Shane McMahon, and like 7 seconds of "I Am Hated" performed by Slipknot in-movie. I saw a chunk of it again a few years ago, and there's this horrible editing part where the guy goes, "wellllll," and it was clearly elongated to fill some sort of gap in the scene, so it sounds weird and the whole picture slows down along with him. How does this escape the cutting room floor?
For more recent films, I thought "Now You See Me" was one of the dumbest god damn movies I've ever seen, and it had this annoying attention span-less editing style where there's no wiggle room at all for silly things like natural-sounding dialog or decent pacing. Rollerball was bad in a "this is so hilarious bad it's funny" kind of way. This was bad in a "this hurts me physically" kind of way.
EDIT: I also remember routinely wishing "Old Dogs" (a later Robin Williams movie) was over while I saw it in the theater. I don't think it was quite as bad the two above, but yeah.
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ERON
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Post by ERON on Jun 13, 2017 19:57:09 GMT -5
I dated someone for about 5 or 6 years who had a knack for picking the most mind-numbingly boring movies from Redbox - mostly non-Pixar CG kids movies, low rent Fast & Furious knockoffs, and young adult dramas. Usually I was so bored I would zone out. I literally remember only one scene from G-Force, for instance.
There was one particular movie that was so bad I don't even remember what it was called. There was a bad woman with glasses chasing the hero and his girlfriend all over Rome for reasons. The whole movie was pretty much just one lame car chase after another, and ended with one of the worst fight scenes I've ever seen. I've seen some bad films, but that was probably the worst.
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Post by edgestar on Jun 13, 2017 20:57:59 GMT -5
I'm one of the 4 people that watched Glitter....
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agent817
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Post by agent817 on Jun 13, 2017 21:05:26 GMT -5
I'm one of the 4 people that watched Glitter.... I have heard a lot of bad things about that movie and I think I had only seen bits and pieces of it on HBO. Is it really that bad? I remember Crossroads came out four months after that, and while that film wasn't really great, I don't hate it and would still watch it. I have heard that Glitter was just unwatchable. |
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Post by edgestar on Jun 13, 2017 21:07:50 GMT -5
I'm one of the 4 people that watched Glitter.... I have heard a lot of bad things about that movie and I think I had only seen bits and pieces of it on HBO. Is it really that bad? I remember Crossroads came out four months after that, and while that film wasn't really great, I don't hate it and would still watch it. I have heard that Glitter was just unwatchable. I remember more about Crossroads, than I do Glitter  |
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jun 13, 2017 23:32:19 GMT -5
I've seen movies that I wished I had turned off. I've seen 2 or 3 that I wished I had left the theater and found something else to do.
Only one has actually pissed me off - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is the only one that actually pissed me off.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jun 14, 2017 5:27:22 GMT -5
I'd probably give a different answer every day of the week.I will second the notion that bad comedies are worse than bad action or horror movies.
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 14, 2017 15:11:43 GMT -5
I'm one of the 4 people that watched Glitter.... I saw Wired openings night, there was 2 people in the theater. |
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 14, 2017 15:13:21 GMT -5
I've seen movies that I wished I had turned off. I've seen 2 or 3 that I wished I had left the theater and found something else to do. Only one has actually pissed me off - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is the only one that actually pissed me off. I drove a total 6 hours ,round trip, to see Next Gen in a theater. 3rd worst film I have seen in a theater. |
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 14, 2017 15:54:27 GMT -5
Even Mariah Carey hasn't seen Glitter
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2017 16:37:40 GMT -5
Monster-A-Go-Go has to be it. I think it's more inept than Manos in some ways (namely the telephone scene and the indescribably bad ending).
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jun 14, 2017 16:52:47 GMT -5
I'm one of the 4 people that watched Glitter.... I have heard a lot of bad things about that movie and I think I had only seen bits and pieces of it on HBO. Is it really that bad? I remember Crossroads came out four months after that, and while that film wasn't really great, I don't hate it and would still watch it. I have heard that Glitter was just unwatchable. The movie is ass. Even with Terrence Howard cast as the villain, it still somehow wound up bad. Though the soundtrack is a totally different story. Mariah's cover of I Didn't Mean To Turn You On is great. |
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jun 14, 2017 16:54:40 GMT -5
For me it's something like North where a talented proven director, writer and cast just had this misfire on a massive level.
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Post by "Playboy" Don Douglas on Jun 14, 2017 18:02:12 GMT -5
I've seen movies that I wished I had turned off. I've seen 2 or 3 that I wished I had left the theater and found something else to do. Only one has actually pissed me off - Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation is the only one that actually pissed me off. I drove a total 6 hours ,round trip, to see Next Gen in a theater. 3rd worst film I have seen in a theater. Oh, you poor bastard. I have to ask, what were the other two. |
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Knailsic From Now On
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Post by Knailsic From Now On on Jun 14, 2017 18:24:48 GMT -5
Worst movie I've watched with on my freewill even if it took me a couple tries is The Last Airbender, one the best animated shows of the 00's made into of the worst movies.
Also slight pet peeve but I think this should be viewed objectively because even if people have different opinions there are some films that shouldn't be in this discussion, like I don't care for Rocky Horror but I know it's far, far away from on of the worst films ever.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jun 14, 2017 19:11:16 GMT -5
If we do it objectively it's a movie no one has ever heard of that's like sub Manos level of acting and production.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2017 19:48:31 GMT -5
I'm one of the 4 people that watched Glitter.... I have heard a lot of bad things about that movie and I think I had only seen bits and pieces of it on HBO. Is it really that bad? I remember Crossroads came out four months after that, and while that film wasn't really great, I don't hate it and would still watch it. I have heard that Glitter was just unwatchable. Here's how the movie goes; Mariah Carey's character is intentionally orphaned by an addict mother (who has a cameo later in the movie), befriends two other girls, they become a dive bar troupe, are signed by a sleazy producer, the producer tells Carey to ditch her partners, who are never seen again, she meets a nicer person who she keeps rejecting, and is mortified with the death of sleazy producer. The director clearly didn't know what he was doing, if you listened to the commentary. |
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agent817
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Post by agent817 on Jun 14, 2017 21:34:57 GMT -5
I have heard a lot of bad things about that movie and I think I had only seen bits and pieces of it on HBO. Is it really that bad? I remember Crossroads came out four months after that, and while that film wasn't really great, I don't hate it and would still watch it. I have heard that Glitter was just unwatchable. Here's how the movie goes; Mariah Carey's character is intentionally orphaned by an addict mother (who has a cameo later in the movie), befriends two other girls, they become a dive bar troupe, are signed by a sleazy producer, the producer tells Carey to ditch her partners, who are never seen again, she meets a nicer person who she keeps rejecting, and is mortified with the death of sleazy producer. The director clearly didn't know what he was doing, if you listened to the commentary. Wow... This sounds terrible. I have also read about how a lot of things were anachronistic with a film that was supposedly set in the 1980's. |
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