Big Poppa Pumpkin
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Post by Big Poppa Pumpkin on Jun 13, 2017 6:39:26 GMT -5
uh, Now You See Me. About halfway through I was wondering whether it was some kind of experiment where the movie was specifically designed to annoy me.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2017 8:03:35 GMT -5
Andy Warhol's Sleep. Five and a half hours watching a man sleep. What about Eat? Which was four hours of a guy eating nothing but mushrooms. |
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Jun 13, 2017 8:07:35 GMT -5
I have seen many bad films but I hate 40 Days and 40 Nights so, so much
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 13, 2017 8:34:19 GMT -5
Transformers 2. You could watch almost any other bad movie twice in the time it took to get through that POS.
Not to mention Amos and Android made me want to kick the ass of whoever wrote that.
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Allie Kitsune
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jun 13, 2017 8:34:35 GMT -5
The Master of Disguise (with Dana Carvey).
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on Jun 13, 2017 8:50:53 GMT -5
I have seen many bad films but I hate 40 Days and 40 Nights so, so much Ugh the ending to that still annoys me |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jun 13, 2017 9:05:00 GMT -5
Much like the "What is the best x ever" the problem with this question has a lot of qualifiers. Do you mean objectively? if so it's undoubtedly something like Manos. A bunch of amateurs who barely know how to use their equipment stumbling their way through a movie, and that's if you are including direct to video stuff as Movies. Of course that brings up subjectively... which is pretty much impossible to answer because it's based solely on taste. I mean Manos is a f***ing awful movie but it's great to watch at just how bad it is. Though if I were a betting man I'd say it's probably a bad comedy... because they are almost impossible to even riff on. The spirit. That movie hot garbage My friend apologized to me about that movie, I told him it was going to be awful when I first heard about it. He was convinced that it would be good because Miller was good friends with Eisner he would ensure that it'd get a proper adaptation. Then we saw the trailer where Spirit talked like he wanted to have sex with the city and said "God dammit Miller" outloud. |
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Post by Ryushinku on Jun 13, 2017 9:24:29 GMT -5
I've seen plenty of bad films, but nothing to me is ever as painfully bad as an unfunny comedy. They're just excruciating to sit through.
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Jun 13, 2017 9:30:59 GMT -5
I have seen many bad films but I hate 40 Days and 40 Nights so, so much Ugh the ending to that still annoys me yep one of the key reasons I hate it so much |
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lionheart21
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Post by lionheart21 on Jun 13, 2017 9:59:15 GMT -5
1313: Giant Killer Bees
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Ultimo Gallos
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jun 13, 2017 13:39:49 GMT -5
ID4-A BUNCH of good FX surrounded by some of the worst acting I have in a big budget film.
Scott Pilgrim Vs the World-The comic was ok at best. The film took the few good parts and changed them.
Vampaggedon-I get that this is a low budget film,but there is some much wrong about it. The entire film was dubbed in post. The supposed college students look like 30 year old strippers that work the day shift. The entire movie is up on the Kings of horror YT channel.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jun 13, 2017 13:54:15 GMT -5
I find a bad comedy to be worse than a bad horror, action etc film. You can look for something else in those, like unintentional comedy, good effects, laughably bad effects, whatever. But a comedies only goal is to make you laugh, and if it can't do that, it fails at everything. I'll watch a million Troll 2s before I watch one minute of The Love Guru or Epic Movie.
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SmashTV
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Post by SmashTV on Jun 13, 2017 14:20:02 GMT -5
Speaking personally it's 'Velvet Goldmine' - just a confused mess from start to end that begins badly and ends worse. Honourable mention goes to 'The Mangler' by Tobe Hooper, and adaptation of a Stephen King short story. However, I've got a soft spot it as my mates and I realised about 20 minutes in that it was going to be crap and enjoyed it on that basis.
How we didn't get kicked out of the cinema/lynched I'll never know...
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Post by Hit Girl on Jun 13, 2017 14:35:19 GMT -5
No doubt about it for me, definitely Battlefield Earth.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 13, 2017 14:40:05 GMT -5
No doubt about it for me, definitely Battlefield Earth. you posted this as I clicked on the thread. piss poor acting, piss poor script, piss poor effects. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2017 15:12:13 GMT -5
I think of any of the Seltzer-Berg "parody" movies. Epic Movie maybe chief among them. Y'now, I came in here to say "anything by Coleman Francis or Jerry Warren," but then I saw this and now I feel bad for Francis and Warren....  |
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Post by Mr PONYMANIA Mr Jenzie on Jun 13, 2017 16:13:25 GMT -5
well i watch THE LAST WITCH HUNTER today .....
also DIVERGANT bored the absolute crap out of me
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salz4life
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Post by salz4life on Jun 13, 2017 17:02:37 GMT -5
For me, it is Major League: Back to The Minors. Left after 20 minutes a "Dollar Theater".
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jun 13, 2017 17:45:53 GMT -5
Let me take a guess on what this is like, it's 95% shirtless dudes with some Giant Bees right at the end? |
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jun 13, 2017 18:02:50 GMT -5
No doubt about it for me, definitely Battlefield Earth. you posted this as I clicked on the thread. piss poor acting, piss poor script, piss poor effects. don't forget the dutch angles. |
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