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Post by doinkmark on Dec 17, 2017 19:40:21 GMT -5
I just want Vince to start a real-life BASEketball league.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2017 13:17:59 GMT -5
Got a notification from ESPN that Vince sold $100 million in stocks to fund Alpha Entertainment.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Dec 22, 2017 14:04:36 GMT -5
Anyone know why Vince didn't use Titan Entertainment as its name? Is Titan a word lost in the settlement with the WWF?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2017 14:47:26 GMT -5
Because the UFL was a great success last time. This will the NEW UFL........ it absolutely will work, right? actually URFL from what I read...
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Post by Hit Girl on Dec 22, 2017 15:25:24 GMT -5
Can't wait until Michael Cole starts shoehorning the world "alpha" into his commentary.
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Post by Bam Neeley on Dec 22, 2017 16:04:26 GMT -5
Alpha Entertainment sounds like a cable channel for frat boys.
"TODAY ON ALPHA, IT'S THE 2018 BEER PONG WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS!"
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Dec 22, 2017 16:15:16 GMT -5
Anyone know why Vince didn't use Titan Entertainment as its name? Is Titan a word lost in the settlement with the WWF? That does sound really good actually. Better than the eye rolling Alpha Entertainment.
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Post by fortknox on Dec 22, 2017 16:51:47 GMT -5
And you know who's going to run Alpha Entertainment? Why THE Alpha Male Monty Brown.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Dec 22, 2017 19:05:09 GMT -5
Anyone know why Vince didn't use Titan Entertainment as its name? Is Titan a word lost in the settlement with the WWF? That does sound really good actually. Better than the eye rolling Alpha Entertainment. 100% buddy. When i think alpha so I'm thinking the league will be called ABC? Nah.
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Post by Heinz Doofenschmirtz on Dec 22, 2017 22:17:54 GMT -5
This will the NEW UFL........ it absolutely will work, right? actually URFL from what I read... Sounds like the noise I make after too much bourbon.
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Post by King Devitt on Dec 22, 2017 22:59:42 GMT -5
Of course it's called Alpha entertainment.
I swear Vince has to have the smallest dick in the world.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 22, 2017 23:19:59 GMT -5
I keep thinking... with the name Alpha and Vince being a 70 year old ripped guy, and he's going into the supplement/nutrition/chemistry business. Worked so well with IcoPro Apparently Bret used to get free IcoPro and he said that it tasted terrible, didn’t help his physique at all, and he couldn’t give it away. lol
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Post by corndog on Dec 23, 2017 1:36:42 GMT -5
Worked so well with IcoPro Apparently Bret used to get free IcoPro and he said that it tasted terrible, didn’t help his physique at all, and he couldn’t give it away. lol He also said it gave him really bad gas. Bam Bam even talked about it in an interview and said Bret farted in his face during a roll up. Now that I think about it, I wonder if that is why they gave Natalya the farting gimmick?
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Post by mrtuesday on Dec 23, 2017 7:10:01 GMT -5
Of course it's called Alpha entertainment. I swear Vince has to have the smallest dick in the world. It's to compensate for having balls the size of grapefruits.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Dec 23, 2017 7:31:50 GMT -5
Of course it's called Alpha entertainment. I swear Vince has to have the smallest dick in the world. He's a 72 year-old man who has been using steroids for at least four decades. Is there really any doubt?
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