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Post by Dave the Dave on Aug 16, 2018 18:26:32 GMT -5
If Dave Meltzer comments on the size of Orton’s balls I’m gonna lose it
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Post by Fade on Aug 16, 2018 18:57:04 GMT -5
It's almost like Orton has been a reprehensible dick since even before he was in the military. Has he gotten better? Probably, but when he pulls shit like that there's reason to believe there's always going to be a part of a dick inside of you.😎 |
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Post by HisRoyalGreeness on Aug 16, 2018 20:34:19 GMT -5
It's almost like Orton has been a reprehensible dick since even before he was in the military. Has he gotten better? Probably, but when he pulls shit like that there's reason to believe there's always going to be a part of a dick inside of you.😎  |
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Post by edgestar on Aug 16, 2018 20:46:49 GMT -5
I... um.... I do think Orton shook my hand, when I met him and Edge....
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Post by Thunderbolt on Aug 16, 2018 21:29:35 GMT -5
It's almost like Orton has been a reprehensible dick since even before he was in the military. Has he gotten better? Probably, but when he pulls shit like that there's reason to believe there's always going to be a part of a dick inside of you.Just the tip? |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 17, 2018 1:16:37 GMT -5
I... um.... I do think Orton shook my hand, when I met him and Edge.... So you're alright then. You're not big leaguing him. Cornette's reaction his podcast was to laugh at it and say someone should have grabbed his crank and tugged liked pulling a ripcord because Vince would have laughed his ass off at that. I like Cornette, but my thinking is no 150 lbs straight male writer is going to grab another man's crank, no less a f****in' 200+ lbs muscle bound wrestler like Orton. Nevermind the fact that they just got a job and want to make the best impression they can. |
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Post by Josh Spicer on Aug 17, 2018 8:22:21 GMT -5
I... um.... I do think Orton shook my hand, when I met him and Edge.... So you're alright then. You're not big leaguing him. Cornette's reaction his podcast was to laugh at it and say someone should have grabbed his crank and tugged liked pulling a ripcord because Vince would have laughed his ass off at that. I like Cornette, but my thinking is no 150 lbs straight male writer is going to grab another man's crank, no less a f****in' 200+ lbs muscle bound wrestler like Orton. Nevermind the fact that they just got a job and want to make the best impression they can. Stare into the man's eyes and reach for the shaft. It's a power move. If his response is to do nothing but stare at you as you grab it, than you've been out-powered and are now holding another man's penis. |
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Post by Thunderbolt on Aug 17, 2018 10:31:11 GMT -5
So you're alright then. You're not big leaguing him. Cornette's reaction his podcast was to laugh at it and say someone should have grabbed his crank and tugged liked pulling a ripcord because Vince would have laughed his ass off at that. I like Cornette, but my thinking is no 150 lbs straight male writer is going to grab another man's crank, no less a f****in' 200+ lbs muscle bound wrestler like Orton. Nevermind the fact that they just got a job and want to make the best impression they can. Stare into the man's eyes and reach for the shaft. It's a power move. If his response is to do nothing but stare at you as you grab it, than you've been out-powered and are now holding another man's penis. It sounds like you'd like to be in the situation of Orton standing in front of you with his dick hanging out. Just to try out your psychological theories, of course. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Aug 17, 2018 11:28:45 GMT -5
Stare into the man's eyes and reach for the shaft. It's a power move. If his response is to do nothing but stare at you as you grab it, than you've been out-powered and are now holding another man's penis. It sounds like you'd like to be in the situation of Orton standing in front of you with his dick hanging out. Just to try out your psychological theories, of course. Get one's Master's degree in penis oppression dynamics among males. |
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Post by Welfare Willis on Aug 17, 2018 12:00:42 GMT -5
So you're alright then. You're not big leaguing him. Cornette's reaction his podcast was to laugh at it and say someone should have grabbed his crank and tugged liked pulling a ripcord because Vince would have laughed his ass off at that. I like Cornette, but my thinking is no 150 lbs straight male writer is going to grab another man's crank, no less a f****in' 200+ lbs muscle bound wrestler like Orton. Nevermind the fact that they just got a job and want to make the best impression they can. Stare into the man's eyes and reach for the shaft. It's a power move. If his response is to do nothing but stare at you as you grab it, than you've been out-powered and are now holding another man's penis. I tried your theory and I've been in a three year relationship with Orton. Need more advice. |
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Post by Josh Spicer on Aug 17, 2018 12:02:59 GMT -5
Stare into the man's eyes and reach for the shaft. It's a power move. If his response is to do nothing but stare at you as you grab it, than you've been out-powered and are now holding another man's penis. I tried your theory and I've been in a three year relationship with Orton. Need more advice. I mean, are you enjoying it? Is it something the both of you are fond of? I mean, 3 years is a long time, maybe it's time to get yourself and ring and propose to him. I'd recommend doing it the same way you met for that extra Flair. |
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Post by Perd on Aug 17, 2018 12:39:34 GMT -5
I put my hands down my pants
Then ask coworkers to shake hands
They won’t fire me
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Post by benstudd on Aug 17, 2018 17:18:54 GMT -5
Come on Orton...f*** man. Those allegations were disturbing but I find this funny for some reason. |
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Post by Thunderbolt on Aug 17, 2018 17:35:29 GMT -5
I put my hands down my pants Then ask coworkers to shake hands They won’t fire me That's not a haiku you dick! |
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Post by Kevin Dunn on Aug 19, 2018 18:24:20 GMT -5
WWE: "We have investigated this matter and Randy Orton's genitals were in his pants at the time of the investigation so no further actions will be taken." So it didn’t happen then. |
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