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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2019 16:41:23 GMT -5
"Listen Brother. You've got Chris' penis, terry's penis and then hogan's 5 foot penis which has been seen slamming women by 5,360,0000 people right before Terry let his views on minorities be known"
".. so... do you want that to be small medium or large, sir?"
"And I'm telling you, brother dude, we have all 3 covered!"
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Post by Perd on Feb 20, 2019 16:42:01 GMT -5
This will lead to Hogan telling everyone that he lifted Mjolnir.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Feb 20, 2019 16:44:39 GMT -5
This will lead to Hogan telling everyone that he lifted Mjolnir. He bodyslammed that stinky God of Mischief and everyone lived happily ever after forever brother. Hulkamania ended Vietnam! |
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Post by Tom Turkey on Feb 20, 2019 16:45:15 GMT -5
The movie is going to depict Hogan body slamming Andre the Giant through the Earth in front of 563,000 people, starting Metallica, inventing Google, and ends with him capturing Osama Bin Laden. I’m picturing the Mr. Burns movie from the film festival episode of The Simpsons. (“Are you saying Boo or Hoo-gan?”) “Simple villagers, I promise you, I will close wrestling in America, and bring work here, brothers!” “Viva Señor Hogan!” /Hulk whips his horse, and he ends up getting dragged across by the horse/ |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2019 16:47:01 GMT -5
My legitimate first thought when I saw that headline was “I wonder what his hair is going to look like.”
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2019 16:50:23 GMT -5
I hope they show the Montreal Screwjob from Wrestlemania. Or that his debut in 1977 was against Ricochet. I personally want to see him beating Slaughter at Wrestlemania 7 and do a speech like Rocky IV and it ends the first Gulf War. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2019 17:12:38 GMT -5
The movie is going to depict Hogan body slamming Andre the Giant through the Earth in front of 563,000 people, starting Metallica, inventing Google, and ends with him capturing Osama Bin Laden. It's going to make The Jesse Ventura Story look SANE. And that film was done before Ventura became a conspiracy nut and ultimately without his blessings. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2019 17:16:01 GMT -5
I hope they show the Montreal Screwjob from Wrestlemania. We all know that Jesse Ventura killed Vince after the screwjob and Vince from after Survivor Series 97 is a robot. |
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 20, 2019 17:16:20 GMT -5
I think Eric Allan Kramer would make a better Hulk Hogan then Hemsworth
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 20, 2019 17:20:32 GMT -5
I can only hope that this completely falls apart before it even starts, because if it gets made, I'm pretty sure Hemsworth goes on the shelf next to Pratt on the list of Chrises I Used To Respect, But Now Don't. (Chris Pine, you just made #1, congrats)
I'm even more pissed that that POS got a movie about his life and that Joe Manganiello Randy Savage biopic never got past a wild idea stage.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 20, 2019 17:29:40 GMT -5
I'm not sure I can NOT watch this movie. It's... going to be something.
I definitely won't be paying for it, though, so Netflix at best.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2019 18:02:41 GMT -5
Ah well, at least Paige won't have the worst wrestling movie ever title for long.
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Post by abjordans on Feb 20, 2019 18:20:55 GMT -5
Call me interested.
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Post by Sephiroth on Feb 20, 2019 18:29:25 GMT -5
I’m really hoping that producer credit means Hulk is just laying some moolah down and they are not giving him any actual say into the script
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Post by honsou on Feb 20, 2019 18:30:32 GMT -5
The movie is going to depict Hogan body slamming Andre the Giant through the Earth in front of 563,000 people, starting Metallica, inventing Google, and ends with him capturing Osama Bin Laden. Why stop there? We gotta have them show the true story of WrestleMania VII where he single handily defeats the Iraqi army |
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 20, 2019 18:32:16 GMT -5
This news and the Banana Splits horror movie makes me think April 1st has come early this year
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Post by Chainsaw on Feb 20, 2019 18:35:54 GMT -5
This news and the Banana Splits horror movie makes me think April 1st has come early this year We're in a reality now where April Fool's Day holds no meaning or power. Every day is April Fool's Day. |
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Post by The Legendary Ring Troll {BLM} on Feb 20, 2019 18:36:56 GMT -5
I saw Bradley Cooper on a list of producers. Is this his chance to finally play Vince McMahon?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 20, 2019 18:44:44 GMT -5
If they don’t address the steroid abuse and racism then the movie will be the biggest propaganda bullshit since United Passions.
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Post by Fade on Feb 20, 2019 18:50:19 GMT -5
It’s interesting. In a car fire sorta way. I like Todd’s style. And the Hogan story is certainly interesting to say the least..
Chris being cast is the double edged sword. Because he’s a great pick to play Hogan. As far as actors go. But his choices outside of Marvel have varied as far as results go. I dunno if he’s trying to lean comedy or drama in this...and that goes for Todd too...but color me hopeful.
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