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Post by Thunderbolt on Feb 20, 2019 21:52:03 GMT -5
Will Chris Hemsworth expose his 10 inch penis on the big screen for the sake of the art of film?
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 20, 2019 21:52:37 GMT -5
Now I do want that complete with Hulk in red lipstick If that happens, and you get flooded with angry PM's..... Both have sex tapes? √ Both have or about to he subjects of movies about their lives? √ It's inevitable
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Post by edgestar on Feb 20, 2019 21:57:20 GMT -5
If that happens, and you get flooded with angry PM's..... Both have sex tapes? √ Both have or about to he subjects of movies about their lives? √ It's inevitable ......it's worse, when it's starting to make sense....
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Feb 20, 2019 22:05:18 GMT -5
I hope he plays Hogan exactly like he did Kevin in Answer the Call.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Feb 20, 2019 22:14:51 GMT -5
Will Chris Hemsworth expose his 10 inch penis on the big screen for the sake of the art of film? Nope, the penis will be played by a CGI Will Smith.
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Post by cgg on Feb 20, 2019 23:23:39 GMT -5
Wow, very cool news. Great casting! Will be interesting to see the final product.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 20, 2019 23:38:00 GMT -5
Even as a big Hogan mark, I need this to be as ridiculous as possible. A Hogan biopic based on his own, most exaggerated telling of his life story would easily be the greatest film ever made, bar none.
Also, Chris Hemsworth has to have the fullest head of hair you've ever seen.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2019 0:36:08 GMT -5
f*** Hogan after all that racism shit. With that said, I might see this depending on how it is. If it's a "oh Hulk is a good guy" type of story nah I'm not seeing it. If it's a "Hulk is a twisted messed up man" type of story then yeah that might be interesting to see. It's a Netflix film so that's easy to watch, I'd never pay money for this. If they do another take on it, if they unveil a ton of this man's demons then yeah, that might be worth watching from an entertainment standpoint. If it's a Hogan redemption story tho? Then nah, I'll move on from it.
Surely these actors know about what Hogan's about or will know what he's about. They won't do this outta nowhere without knowing the details.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 21, 2019 1:30:02 GMT -5
Even as a big Hogan mark, I need this to be as ridiculous as possible. A Hogan biopic based on his own, most exaggerated telling of his life story would easily be the greatest film ever made, bar none. Also, Chris Hemsworth has to have the fullest head of hair you've ever seen. I want the movie to be about Hogan telling his bullshit stories then the next scene shows the unflattering truth.
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Post by SmashTV on Feb 21, 2019 1:55:04 GMT -5
‘So Hulk, we’ve written the script; it details your career but also focuses on the steroid trial, your political manoeuvring behind the scenes, your bad films, your failed restaurant, your racist comments, your divorce and the sex tape. What do you think?’
‘That doesn’t work for me, brother.’
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Post by Prince Petty on Feb 21, 2019 2:06:43 GMT -5
Even as a kid I never liked Hogan (I'm not American, nothing he did appealed to me), and as an adult I like him even less. The lying, the shit stirring, the politicking, and the racism too. There's really not much about him that I respect, let alone have any affection for.
His impact on the wrestling business is just about the only thing about him that's admirable. If this was a warts and all story, then it might be worth making, but with Hogan actually involved? Ugh, he's been a carny his entire adult life, brother, he isn't going to stop now. This is going to be a bigger whitewash than any documentary the WWE have done about themselves.
What the hell is Chris Hemsworth doing, signing on to this? This has got to be a joke.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Feb 21, 2019 2:41:15 GMT -5
With Hogan involved this is going to be such a puff piece it's not going to be funny.
Make sure to mention me playing Bass in Metallica brother.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 21, 2019 2:52:18 GMT -5
With Hogan involved this is going to be such a puff piece it's not going to be funny. Make sure to mention me playing Bass in Metallica brother. This is gonna make The Jesse Ventura Story look like newsreel historical footage of what actually happened.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 21, 2019 6:49:11 GMT -5
His racist rant will be replaced with a scene of him telling Rosa Parks: 'Don't move seats on that bus, brother'.
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Post by grunt on Feb 21, 2019 10:39:41 GMT -5
Feat. Jay Lethal as Macho Man. And Jay Lethal as Ric Flair, while we're at it.
(and Brooke Hogan as her mom ^^)
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2019 10:44:55 GMT -5
There's gonna be a scene where a black man's being harassed by 2 rednecks in a Tampa alley and then the black guy's gonna be like "Hulk, help me Hulk" and Hogan will stop for a few seconds and then keep on walking as the camera follows Hulk and you hear the black dude screaming.
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Feb 21, 2019 10:51:27 GMT -5
I see this ending up in development hell for a few years then quietly cancelled. I doubt Hemsworth will remain attached for long, playing a racist in a film said racist has got a say over isn't exactly going to be great for his career.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2019 11:07:49 GMT -5
Imagining Hogan edited Forrest Gump-style into historical footage.
Hogan on stage with MLK during his "I have a dream" speech.
Hogan leading the tearing down of the Berlin Wall.
Hogan carrying people out of the burning World Trade Center.
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Post by The 1Watcher Experience on Feb 21, 2019 11:19:56 GMT -5
There's gonna be a scene where a black man's being harassed by 2 rednecks in a Tampa alley and then the black guy's gonna be like "Hulk, help me Hulk" and Hogan will stop for a few seconds and then keep on walking as the camera follows Hulk and you hear the black dude screaming. I bet Hogan insists on having someone play Mr. T so Hogan can act like they’re best buddies and have their Mania build up and match be featured to make people think Hogan had black friends.
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Post by Dub H on Feb 21, 2019 11:21:50 GMT -5
If it is using Hogan himself as reference its more of fiction than a biopic.
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