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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 20, 2019 19:01:48 GMT -5
The rest of my cast includes Jonah Hill as Brian Knobbs! Rob Lowe as Eric Bischoff! A poodle as Brutus Beefcake! Vomit as Linda! An inanimate carbon rod as Brooke! Muppets! AJ Lee as Zelina Vega!
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 20, 2019 20:04:00 GMT -5
-Hiro Matsuda breaking his ankle for being an asshole.
-Brutus Beefcake being his bitch since second grade.
-Eddie Graham and Jerry Jarrett paying him so little that he actually had to retire twice and work in the docks.
-Vince Sr demanding that he dyes his hair red and pitching a highly offensive Irish stereotype gimmick.
-Superstar Billy Graham trying to inject him with steroids but couldn’t find a spot because of all the scar tissue in his ass.
-Thinking he was gonna be the next action hero then showing a highlight reel of the shit he put out.
-Verne Gagne trying to set him up with his ugly daughter and then getting into a fight with him.
-Vince Jr trying to edit out his baldness from the tv and from the magazines.
-Mr Fuji spitting a condom on Hogan’s face as a rib.
-Brutus Beefcake being an international weed carrier.
-B Brian Blair being Hogan’s drug mule.
-Hogan opening up pasta mania in Atlanta just so he could be near his mistress.
-Bubba the love sponge filling him with drugs just so he would make an ass out of himself.
-His awful parenting.
-Rubbing tanning oil on Brooke’s ass.
This is gonna be the wolf of wall street of wrestling movies.
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Post by Clint Bobski on Feb 20, 2019 20:05:11 GMT -5
Is Liam Hemsworth playing Horace?
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Post by prettynami on Feb 20, 2019 20:08:46 GMT -5
I hope he actually shaves his head into the ridiculously dumb hulk hogan hair. That would be the cream on top of the stupid cake.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 20, 2019 20:18:10 GMT -5
This has gotta be bullshit, why would Helmsworth, a real celebrity, would want to get involved in a movie produced by an admitted racist?
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Feb 20, 2019 20:26:58 GMT -5
I think Eric Allan Kramer would make a better Hulk Hogan then Hemsworth There's a Michael Richards joke to be made somewhere here, but I'm too lazy to do it. I'm just interested in seeing who portrays Vince McMahon and the performance they turn in
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Feb 20, 2019 20:30:28 GMT -5
I heard Linda Hogan will be played by the original Jabba the Hutt puppet with a Giant blonde wig on it and lipstick
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Post by willywonka666 on Feb 20, 2019 20:46:57 GMT -5
I love Hulk, but like Freddie Mercury, I'm too picky for what a biopic can do-something will be off, whether it's his look or they'll rearrange something. I know his story anyway.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Feb 20, 2019 20:47:15 GMT -5
Dennis Quaid as Vince Rampage Jackson as Mr. T (again) J.K. Simmons as Mean Gene Paul Giamatti as Bobby Heenan Hugh Jackman as Stallone Kaley Cuoco as Brooke Bradley Cooper as Ted DiBiase Rob Lowe as Bischoff Joe Manganiello as Savage Hemsworth should play Warrior Ben Stiller as Ric Flair Gwyneth Paltrow as Linda Miles Teller as Piper
I think I got a stacked cast here. Haha.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 20, 2019 20:50:50 GMT -5
The Monkey from the Hangover as Nick
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 20, 2019 20:52:23 GMT -5
I heard it's going to be rated NC-17 because the director insisted they include the Oil Check story about Andre getting elbow deep on Hulk since it's the most vital and important part of Hulk's life story.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 20, 2019 20:56:15 GMT -5
A shaved Llama in a leather jacket as Jason Hervey
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Feb 20, 2019 21:08:07 GMT -5
How do we feel about Jeff Bridges as Vince McMahon? And, if they get to that point of his career, someone suggested Rob Lowe as Eric Bischoff, which is just picture perfect casting, it'd basically just be him playing his OG Wayne's World character unironically.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 20, 2019 21:09:49 GMT -5
Ah well, at least Paige won't have the worst wrestling movie ever title for long. Paige's movie has been getting good reviews. Let's just hope we don't get any "Hulk Here" videos!!
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 20, 2019 21:23:41 GMT -5
Ah well, at least Paige won't have the worst wrestling movie ever title for long. Paige's movie has been getting good reviews. Let's just hope we don't get any "Hulk Here" videos!! Now I do want that complete with Hulk in red lipstick
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Feb 20, 2019 21:32:05 GMT -5
Do you think Hogan saw him in Thor, thought he was actually of Nordic descent, and decided Hemsworth was of pure enough racial ancestry to portray him?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 20, 2019 21:39:23 GMT -5
If this isn’t a hoax and the movie is made and Hogan is producing it, it will kill Chris Hemsworth’s career.
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Post by edgestar on Feb 20, 2019 21:42:49 GMT -5
Paige's movie has been getting good reviews. Let's just hope we don't get any "Hulk Here" videos!! Now I do want that complete with Hulk in red lipstick If that happens, and you get flooded with angry PM's.....
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 20, 2019 21:45:25 GMT -5
I can only hope that this completely falls apart before it even starts, because if it gets made, I'm pretty sure Hemsworth goes on the shelf next to Pratt on the list of Chrises I Used To Respect, But Now Don't. (Chris Pine, you just made #1, congrats) I'm even more pissed that that POS got a movie about his life and that Joe Manganiello Randy Savage biopic never got past a wild idea stage. I get what you're saying, but you can play someone without lionizing them. Like, I don't think Gary Oldman condones murder, despite playing Sid Vicious. Still, I get the irritation.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Feb 20, 2019 21:51:15 GMT -5
Gary Oldman as Jimmy Hart.
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