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Post by Deleted on Feb 21, 2019 11:33:01 GMT -5
There's gonna be a scene where a black man's being harassed by 2 rednecks in a Tampa alley and then the black guy's gonna be like "Hulk, help me Hulk" and Hogan will stop for a few seconds and then keep on walking as the camera follows Hulk and you hear the black dude screaming. I bet Hogan insists on having someone play Mr. T so Hogan can act like they’re best buddies and have their Mania build up and match be featured to make people think Hogan had black friends. LMAO I can see it now Hogan - "Hey guys, I saw that Panther movie and I think M'Baku would be great as our Mr. T. What do you think? Winston Duke as Mr. T"
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 21, 2019 15:17:10 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff and Bradley Cooper are also executive producers on this.
Apparently the movie is dealing with the rise of Hulkamania, rather then anything from the past few years
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Post by Hit Girl on Feb 21, 2019 15:24:20 GMT -5
Liam Hemsworth should play Horace Hogan,
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Post by 2coldMack is even more baffled on Feb 21, 2019 15:27:00 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff and Bradley Cooper are also executive producers on this. Apparently the movie is dealing with the rise of Hulkamania, rather then anything from the past few years So a lionization, then. Pass.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Feb 21, 2019 16:57:05 GMT -5
Eric Bischoff and Bradley Cooper are also executive producers on this. Apparently the movie is dealing with the rise of Hulkamania, rather then anything from the past few years Why the f*** would you make that movie now? People have Google.
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Post by MrElijah on Feb 21, 2019 17:05:54 GMT -5
Hey, Hogan’s last movie made a lot of money. WILL YOU STOP!!!!
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Post by I'm Team Bayley and Indi on Feb 21, 2019 17:07:29 GMT -5
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 21, 2019 18:33:24 GMT -5
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Feb 21, 2019 18:54:13 GMT -5
The movie opens documentary style with an unseen Todd Phillips inviting James Hetfield & Lars Ulrich to sit down and chat
Todd: "Hey, thanks for coming today"
James "It's cool man, no problem"
Todd: "I want to talk about Hulk Hogan"
Lars: "What, the Wrestler?"
Todd: "Yeah, and I invited you guys in to chat on camera about the time he was almost your Bass player"
*Both James & Lars look at each other confused*
James: "He was never going to be in Metallica"
*Screen freezes as the Hulkamania logo appears with Real American playing over a montage of Hogan's biggest achievements in wrestling, the scene cuts back to Todd Phillips*
Todd: "Whoah, hold up why am I making a Hulk Hogan biopic? Why don't Metallica have one yet? Why the f*** isn't Chris Hemsworth playing James Hetfield instead?"
*Hulkamania logo reappears on screen with Real American playing again only this time the Metallica logo comes smashing through it and Seek & Destroy playing over a montage of the band in concert, Chris Hemsworth is now indeed James Hetfield*
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Post by Thunderbolt on Feb 21, 2019 18:58:22 GMT -5
Who knew that Chris Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper were both Hulkamaniacs?
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 21, 2019 20:30:16 GMT -5
This movie will be so filled with propaganda that it will make Leni Riefenstahl blush.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Feb 21, 2019 20:35:31 GMT -5
With just Hulk on as a producer credit I figured maybe they had to give him the title to get him to agree to certain aspects.
But this being made with Bisch too... yeah this is going to be a puff piece designed to be a make-good on Hogan's career.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 21, 2019 20:40:37 GMT -5
With just Hulk on as a producer credit I figured maybe they had to give him the title to get him to agree to certain aspects. But this being made with Bisch too... yeah this is going to be a puff piece designed to be a make-good on Hogan's career. Do they really think that anyone is gonna fall for that shit? This truly will be the Mr Burns movie in real life. I still hope this is all just a hoax and that Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper don’t ruin their careers on this.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 22, 2019 10:25:59 GMT -5
With just Hulk on as a producer credit I figured maybe they had to give him the title to get him to agree to certain aspects. But this being made with Bisch too... yeah this is going to be a puff piece designed to be a make-good on Hogan's career. Do they really think that anyone is gonna fall for that shit? This truly will be the Mr Burns movie in real life. I still hope this is all just a hoax and that Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper don’t ruin their careers on this. People still love Hogan despite his well-documented problems. People still love Hogan and are ignorant of his well-documented problems. People will absolutely fall for that shit, Hemsworth and Cooper will probably make a pile of money regardless of whether it's successful or not and forget about the movie after the premiere.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Feb 22, 2019 12:20:14 GMT -5
Do they really think that anyone is gonna fall for that shit? This truly will be the Mr Burns movie in real life. I still hope this is all just a hoax and that Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper don’t ruin their careers on this. People still love Hogan despite his well-documented problems. People still love Hogan and are ignorant of his well-documented problems. People will absolutely fall for that shit, Hemsworth and Cooper will probably make a pile of money regardless of whether it's successful or not and forget about the movie after the premiere. I forecast a movement against this film by a vocal minority (not talking race but in general, small amounts will care), and others saying that the movement is ridiculous because Hogan was an American icon.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 22, 2019 13:15:18 GMT -5
Do they really think that anyone is gonna fall for that shit? This truly will be the Mr Burns movie in real life. I still hope this is all just a hoax and that Hemsworth and Bradley Cooper don’t ruin their careers on this. People still love Hogan despite his well-documented problems. People still love Hogan and are ignorant of his well-documented problems. People will absolutely fall for that shit, Hemsworth and Cooper will probably make a pile of money regardless of whether it's successful or not and forget about the movie after the premiere. There are still people who like him, but the majority of society heard him say “I am a racist f***ing n words”. Ask Kramer and Paula Deen how their careers are doing.
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Post by Push R Truth on Feb 22, 2019 13:21:19 GMT -5
We need to get to the important questions:
Will his one screen dong be small like Terry Bollea's or huge like Hulk Hogan's?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 22, 2019 14:17:25 GMT -5
People still love Hogan despite his well-documented problems. People still love Hogan and are ignorant of his well-documented problems. People will absolutely fall for that shit, Hemsworth and Cooper will probably make a pile of money regardless of whether it's successful or not and forget about the movie after the premiere. There are still people who like him, but the majority of society heard him say “I am a racist f***ing n words”. Ask Kramer and Paula Deen how their careers are doing. Mel Gibson and Roman Polanski say hi. If you're a big enough star you can be forgiven for almost anything, especially when Hollywood can make money out of the deal. Hogan is small-time compared to Gibson and Polanski, but he's a bigger name than Deen and Richards.
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Post by OVO 40 hunched over like he 80 on Feb 22, 2019 14:39:46 GMT -5
There are still people who like him, but the majority of society heard him say “I am a racist f***ing n words”. Ask Kramer and Paula Deen how their careers are doing. Mel Gibson and Roman Polanski say hi. If you're a big enough star you can be forgiven for almost anything, especially when Hollywood can make money out of the deal. Hogan is small-time compared to Gibson and Polanski, but he's a bigger name than Deen and Richards. You do know that Polanski will get jailed if he ever returns to the states right? And Gibson’s popularity greatly diminished, but unlike Hogan he was a real movie star so the people were more forgiving. Hogan was an icon in the eighties and nineties, but now he’s shriveled old orange walrus that’s only known as a joke.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Feb 22, 2019 16:11:44 GMT -5
Mel Gibson and Roman Polanski say hi. If you're a big enough star you can be forgiven for almost anything, especially when Hollywood can make money out of the deal. Hogan is small-time compared to Gibson and Polanski, but he's a bigger name than Deen and Richards. You do know that Polanski will get jailed if he ever returns to the states right? And Gibson’s popularity greatly diminished, but unlike Hogan he was a real movie star so the people were more forgiving. Hogan was an icon in the eighties and nineties, but now he’s shriveled old orange walrus that’s only known as a joke. Of course I do. Hasn't slowed down Polanski's career though, he still has Hollywood's elite queueing up to work with him and has the Academy regularly fawning over his movies. Hogan's absolutely a joke nowadays, and a complete scumbag to boot, and this movie won't propel him back to mainstream acceptance, but let's not act like being associated with him is going to hurt anybody's career, least of all Hemsworth and Cooper, or that it doesn't have a shot of making a splash at the box office.
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