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Post by crowley1986 on Apr 10, 2019 16:29:55 GMT -5
il never say anything bad about Cole again If he gets rid of Bozo the Clown Roberts off all WWE TV
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2019 16:36:25 GMT -5
At the viewing party I was at his tuxedo shorts were distracting and the object of absolute mockery. THis isn't a story that paints too amazing a picture of him honestly. It was literally all we talked about when he was on screen.
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Post by The Ichi on Apr 10, 2019 16:38:02 GMT -5
it's the big show of the year and the company tell you to wear a suit, you wear a suit. it's not that hard to understand. Except Vince had approved the shorts, if I'm reading this right.
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Post by No Longer a Produceman on Apr 10, 2019 16:42:40 GMT -5
If you gonna whine and threaten to quit just because somebody who’s your superior tells you not to wear shorts to follow an established dress code then I’ve got no sympy for you.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Apr 10, 2019 16:45:37 GMT -5
it's the big show of the year and the company tell you to wear a suit, you wear a suit. it's not that hard to understand. Except Vince had approved the shorts, if I'm reading this right. I think it goes Cole: No jorts. Pat: Fine. *cuts legs off tuxedo* Cole: Are you f***ing serious? Vince: *sees legs* OH YEAH, ROCK THOSE FANCY SHORTS! Tuxedo Rental Company: WHAT THE HELL, PAT?!
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Post by sportatorium on Apr 10, 2019 16:48:03 GMT -5
Michael Cole becomes a bigger babyface than Becky & Kofi combined in one gorilla incident. Mcafee seems like a giant douche. Even if Vince said nothing, if Cole is your de facto boss- at least run it by him before you go outside the box on the biggest show of the year.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2019 16:53:38 GMT -5
I’m crossing my fingers so hard that tuxedo shorts become a common place thing. In an ideal world I’d never wear full pants.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2019 16:55:23 GMT -5
Someone brought it up earlier in this thread but I'd be surprised if Pat's here a year from now. He seems like the kind of guy who'll be gone in no time.
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Post by Aceorton on Apr 10, 2019 16:58:02 GMT -5
Everyone seems like a tool in this story except for Vince.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Apr 10, 2019 17:17:28 GMT -5
Everyone seems like a tool in this story except for Vince. He's clearly hip:
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 10, 2019 17:29:04 GMT -5
At the viewing party I was at his tuxedo shorts were distracting and the object of absolute mockery. THis isn't a story that paints too amazing a picture of him honestly. It was literally all we talked about when he was on screen. We spent too much time cracking jokes about how the camera guy seemed to be avoiding showing his legs and revealing the nature of his pants to notice what he was even saying.
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Post by Pushed to the Moon on Apr 10, 2019 17:33:14 GMT -5
Getting fired or quitting because of wearing shorts would have been up there with Cas getting released for beating up a little person as the weirdest way to lose a job.
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Post by Chainsaw on Apr 10, 2019 17:51:06 GMT -5
What a loss that would have been.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2019 18:01:11 GMT -5
Good on him for standing up for himself.
Honestly there’s too much bullshit in the world and rinsing somebody for wearing (smart!) shorts is up there.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2019 18:04:47 GMT -5
it's the big show of the year and the company tell you to wear a suit, you wear a suit. it's not that hard to understand.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Apr 10, 2019 18:06:19 GMT -5
So reading from beginning to end it ends up being that Cole was worried Pat was gonna lose his job for wearing shorts.
Pat described Cole's reaction as outright panic.
So my question is... what kinda nonsense has Cole been witness to in regards to Vince to inspire that level of panicing?
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Post by Deleted on Apr 10, 2019 18:15:24 GMT -5
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Post by krozor on Apr 10, 2019 18:53:57 GMT -5
"I'm not gonna be yelled at like a child." - person having a meltdown for not being allowed to wear shorts to an important event
The low key best part of this is that, after someone came up with the idea to show a picture of LeBron wearing the shorts suit to Vince to gauge his reaction, you KNOW there must have been a brief, panicked debate among everyone involved about whether or not Vince knows who LeBron is.
"He must, right? I mean, he--he must! Oh god, we're screwed!"
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Post by mystermystery on Apr 10, 2019 18:58:29 GMT -5
So reading from beginning to end it ends up being that Cole was worried Pat was gonna lose his job for wearing shorts. Pat described Cole's reaction as outright panic. So my question is... what kinda nonsense has Cole been witness to in regards to Vince to inspire that level of panicing? "Do you remember Manu?" "Who?" "EXACTLY. He was a Samoan who WORE BOOTS. Vince couldn't handle it, man. I had to bury the body! I don't have time to dig a hole and build a sandcastle as your headstone before sending intricate clues to the police in order to frame the local serial killer currently on the loose." "Sandcastle? We're in New Yo--" "PUT ON PANTS."
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Apr 10, 2019 19:06:47 GMT -5
I know someone getting fired for wearing shorts is dumb, but let's not pretend there's anything reasonable about being told "No jorts" and thinking "Cool I'll just cut up these perfectly good pants to make tuxedo shorts #TheWorldCan'tChangeMe". Like he had to know he was doing something all cutesy and bullshit, and that eh was doing it with Wrestlemania
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