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Post by jason1980s on May 23, 2019 18:49:24 GMT -5
Billy Gunn having a surprise under a sheet for The Rock at Summerslam '99, and it winds up being some nameless woman we hadn't seen before and haven't seen since. I truly believe that woman was some random office employee's wife and Vince McMahon was laughing like crazy at the woman being used in such a way that should humiliate her for her shortcomings, in his eyes. And he probably had the staff member right by his side to watch the whole thing. I would say bad surprises are 50-60 year olds making royal rumble appearances. I get it's neat having a legend and definitely a surprise but it's at the expense of a regular roster member whose probably worked so hard to make a pay per view and gets pushed to the side in favor of someone who really can't go. Exception would be Ricky Steamboat, because he really does still got it. |
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Post by nickcave on May 23, 2019 18:56:40 GMT -5
There was a Raw that was hyping up Cena having a special announcement and then he came out and all it was was him giving a terrible Star Wars promo.
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2019 19:41:44 GMT -5
So I forget the year, it may have been 2010.
Cena was in the ring, calling out Batista (raw after elimination chamber where Batista ran in after?) And Vince came out and said you're not getting what you want damnit.
Went on some spiel building up cena's opponent for the night, and with his serious slow voice said "....batista" and cena sold it with this "oh f***, no!" Expression even THOUGH he was demanding a fight w the man AND Vince just said it wasn't happening.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on May 23, 2019 21:12:11 GMT -5
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Post by Dub H on May 23, 2019 21:15:27 GMT -5
So I forget the year, it may have been 2010. Cena was in the ring, calling out Batista (raw after elimination chamber where Batista ran in after?) And Vince came out and said you're not getting what you want damnit. Went on some spiel building up cena's opponent for the night, and with his serious slow voice said "....batista" and cena sold it with this "oh f***, no!" Expression even THOUGH he was demanding a fight w the man AND Vince just said it wasn't happening. Cena:THATS NOT WHAT I WANT GIVE ME WHAT I WANT |
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Post by stealthamo on May 23, 2019 21:33:27 GMT -5
There was a Raw that was hyping up Cena having a special announcement and then he came out and all it was was him giving a terrible Star Wars promo. Damn, I completely forgot about that until you brought it up. IIRC everyone in the Raw thread that night was trying to figure out what the hell Cena was doing when we started referencing Star Wars. |
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Post by deezy on May 24, 2019 1:41:51 GMT -5
When Cena Defeated Rey on Raw for the WWE title and I think " this should be interesting, Cena will try to be known as the real WWE champ for a bit while Punk chimes in from somewhere saying he is...and there is punk already. Never mind."
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2019 6:45:36 GMT -5
So I forget the year, it may have been 2010. Cena was in the ring, calling out Batista (raw after elimination chamber where Batista ran in after?) And Vince came out and said you're not getting what you want damnit. Went on some spiel building up cena's opponent for the night, and with his serious slow voice said "....batista" and cena sold it with this "oh f***, no!" Expression even THOUGH he was demanding a fight w the man AND Vince just said it wasn't happening. Colossal WWE stupidity may never be displayed so properly as it is in this instance right here. Wow. |
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Post by Allie Kitsune on May 24, 2019 7:21:40 GMT -5
Hasn't this garbage human even done that more than once? Twice. 2015 and 2018. And in 2016, 2017, and 2019, he's drawn 24th once and 28th twice. Dolph is the dirt worst in Rumbles, because you're always wondering if there's one last mystery entrant or injury return, and... *RECORD SCRATCH* |
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2019 7:28:22 GMT -5
Billy Gunn having a surprise under a sheet for The Rock at Summerslam '99, and it winds up being some nameless woman we hadn't seen before and haven't seen since. But she was FAT! Don't you get how FUNNY that is! ... FAT!{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} |
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Post by Toilet Paper Roll on May 24, 2019 9:01:52 GMT -5
As others have said Jason Jordan as Angle’s son/secret Hornswaggle as secret GM Hornswaggle as Vince’s son (they could have printed money if they had done The Sandman instead) Twice they could have used Sandman. That opportunity and the one where he won th GM rumble match only for Regal to come in afterwards and dump him out. The Sandman character is WWE was kinda cool. He was more of an overweight mute who drank beer and hit people with a cane. Always had a confused look on his face |
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Post by A damn road sign on May 24, 2019 10:26:20 GMT -5
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Post by nm on May 24, 2019 10:32:33 GMT -5
some Raw back in 07 Cena I think was in the ring and Vince came out and cut a long promo then revealed Cena was going to face THE UNDEFEATED.............. Snitsky
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Post by Can you afford to pay me, Gah on May 24, 2019 10:51:46 GMT -5
Jinder Mahal WWE Champion. Look at him now, you think I would be joking of I told a new fan that he was a former WWE champion. How badly he fallen.
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Post by rrg251 on May 24, 2019 10:59:29 GMT -5
Any time they do the “Who took out my friend?” investigation storyline and it was the person doing the investigating. Yawn.
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Post by Dub H on May 24, 2019 13:17:32 GMT -5
Hasn't this garbage human even done that more than once? Twice. 2015 and 2018. And in 2016, 2017, and 2019, he's drawn 24th once and 28th twice. Dolph is the dirt worst in Rumbles, because you're always wondering if there's one last mystery entrant or injury return, and... *RECORD SCRATCH* Sure, but I wouldnt call him a garbage human over things like that.The Ziggler hate is so ridiculou here some times, I would think he burned a homeless shelter. |
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Post by Hit Girl on May 24, 2019 13:37:01 GMT -5
Shane's appearance on Nitro. At that moment, it should have dawned on everyone that the WWF vs WCW war was about to be turned into more McMahon vs McMahon bollocks. then it got even worse with Steph as ECW "owner"
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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on May 24, 2019 14:03:03 GMT -5
That time that Kevin Nash took out CM Punk because he got a text from Triple H's phone that said "Stick the winner" that Trips didn't send! So we're going to have a good ol' investigation angle to find out that the text was really sent by...
Kevin Nash. To get in the good graces of Johnny Ace.
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Post by Heinz Doofenschmirtz on May 24, 2019 14:44:42 GMT -5
Rockabilly as Honky Tonk's protege. It eventually led to the New Age Outlaws but that was a big old fart in a church when it was revealed.
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Post by Deleted on May 24, 2019 14:45:27 GMT -5
Jinder Mahal WWE Champion. Look at him now, you think I would be joking of I told a new fan that he was a former WWE champion. How badly he fallen. What they’re doing with him now is even a bigger travesty. If you put the title on this guy, at the very LEAST you keep him as an upper midcarder who pops into the main event every now and then... you don’t treat him like a joke and make the title even more meaningless. I’m one of the few that enjoyed Jinder’s run. |
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