Welfare Willis
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Post by Welfare Willis on Jul 18, 2019 19:26:09 GMT -5
"The most erotic film of 2019!" - Cat Fancy Magazine.
"This will start a revolution!" - Furries Quarterly.
"A sensational treat for th... GARFIELD! DID YOU EAT MY GRILLED CHEESE?!?" - Jon Arbuckle.
"Don't paws-ue to get to the theater. I'm not kitten around! I love this film almost as I much as I enjoy eating on the flesh of the living! Braaaaaaaaaiiiiinnnnnns." - Zombie Gene Shalt.
"Slightly better than the results I got last time googling 'Taylor Swift p****". - A. Neckbeard
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Jul 18, 2019 20:44:36 GMT -5
So someone did a frame-by-frame analysis of the trailer:
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Post by ERON on Jul 18, 2019 20:55:21 GMT -5
I've wanted a movie version of Cats for a long time, but I was hoping for either an animated movie or a live action movie with real cats, not whatever that is.
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Post by Ryback on a Pole! on Jul 18, 2019 21:16:59 GMT -5
They're not naked. But their CGI bodies look more naked than if they actually were on screen naked.
Why couldnt they just wear costumes.
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Post by schizo on Jul 18, 2019 21:27:33 GMT -5
I was waiting for Mike Myers as Cat in the Hat to show up because that's what this looks like
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Jul 18, 2019 21:32:22 GMT -5
Damn, Secret Life of Pets 3 took a realistic dark turn.
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Post by Evil Homer on Jul 18, 2019 21:41:09 GMT -5
in NYC , the cats broadway musical commercial played on every channel for years m.youtube.com/watch?v=VNZTCQCA-Kcused to freak me out as a kid , now this trailer is bringing back the same feelings
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Post by adamclark52 on Jul 18, 2019 21:46:31 GMT -5
Jeez, all of a sudden all those half-assed live action Disney remakes don't look so bad.
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jul 18, 2019 22:05:07 GMT -5
It’s like they turned the old Sonic movie design into humanoid cats. Honestly, I’m starting to become very bothered over the snide public tone towards that film. It’s like people think I’m dumb for looking forward to it. Did you work on the movie or something? Why are you taking it so personally that people think the movie looks stupid?
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jul 18, 2019 22:08:31 GMT -5
Honestly, I’m starting to become very bothered over the snide public tone towards that film. It’s like people think I’m dumb for looking forward to it. Did you work on the movie or something? Why are you taking it so personally that people think the movie looks stupid? Because I don’t agree.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2019 22:13:40 GMT -5
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Jul 18, 2019 22:17:30 GMT -5
Is this being produced by New Feline Cinem?
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Post by arrogantmodel on Jul 18, 2019 22:22:03 GMT -5
Did you work on the movie or something? Why are you taking it so personally that people think the movie looks stupid? Because I don’t agree. Ok. I've heard plenty of people say movies I liked are stupid, doesn't bother me. I think the Sonic movie is unnecessary and yeah...doesn't look very good. My opinion, don't stress over it. Back on topic, this looks very weird. I honestly didn't even think of the Broadway show when I saw the title, I did think it was an animated film like "Cars" or "Planes."
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Post by Squirlzilla on Jul 18, 2019 22:34:41 GMT -5
WHAT IN THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU WAS THAT???!!!
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Post by King Boo on Jul 18, 2019 23:07:25 GMT -5
in NYC , the cats broadway musical commercial played on every channel for years m.youtube.com/watch?v=VNZTCQCA-Kcused to freak me out as a kid , now this trailer is bringing back the same feelings I knew what this was before I clicked on the link and felt a creeped out shiver.
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Post by EyeofTyr on Jul 19, 2019 0:30:45 GMT -5
I think a big sticking point for me and why they look...off is that the costumes for the stage productions are furry, they're fluffy. Obviously to different degrees because they're meant to represent different breeds of cat, but they're hairy. You know. Like cats.
These...just look weird, like they're wearing spandex with a fur design air brushed onto it. They feel awkwardly naked.
I'm a fan of the musical, I saw it on broadway, but this? This is a hard pass for me.
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Post by Paul on Jul 19, 2019 0:42:56 GMT -5
I think a big sticking point for me and why they look...off is that the costumes for the stage productions are furry, they're fluffy. Obviously to different degrees because they're meant to represent different breeds of cat, but they're hairy. You know. Like cats. These...just look weird, like they're wearing spandex with a fur design air brushed onto it. They feel awkwardly naked. I'm a fan of the musical, I saw it on broadway, but this? This is a hard pass for me. I'd much rather watch a DVD of a recording of a performance of the musical than this movie.
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jul 19, 2019 0:55:52 GMT -5
Can't sleep, cast of Cats will eat me
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 19, 2019 1:27:09 GMT -5
Rebel Wilson as a cat makes me way hornier than it probably should.
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Post by DiBiase is Good on Jul 19, 2019 1:27:10 GMT -5
I think it looks good. Tom Hooper hasn’t let me down yet and I’m a sucker for a musical. Glad that Judi Dench is finally getting to be in Cats after all these years. And please let there be a Brian Blessed cameo.
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