MiLB Fan
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by MiLB Fan on Sept 24, 2022 15:02:33 GMT -5
*Tony Khan meets with CM Punk*
Tony - “So rather than risk a long legal battle with you, I’ve decided to simply take your contract and buy it out.”
Punk - “Oh my God, AJ, this is it! I poured my heart and soul into AEW and it’s about to pay off! Soon we’ll be rich, richer than astronauts!”
AJ - “Quiet! You’ll queer the deal.”
Punk - “Oh, right!”
(to Tony) “I reluctantly accept your proposal.”
Tony - “Well everyone always does. Buy him out, boys!”
*Wardlow and Powerhouse Hobbs start destroying Punk’s belongings*
Punk - “Hey, what the hell’s going on?!”
Tony - “Well I didn’t get rich by writing a lot of checks!” *starts laughing maniacally*
(Tony probably wishes it was this easy!)
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Heartbreaker
King Koopa
Is actually Bindi Irwin
RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Oct 8, 2022 22:24:05 GMT -5
Andrade: "First thing tomorrow, I'm gonna punch Sammy in the back of the head!"
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Jun 14, 2023 0:18:24 GMT -5
Even though I am a fan of CM Punk, I just couldn't resist this one lol CM Punk: If it helps, I believe that after you either get released, quit, or suspended you come back as whatever you want for your next gimmick. I'll be a butterfly. AJ Lee: How come? CM Punk: Because, nobody ever suspects the butterfly. [laughs] [flash to a smouldering wrestling promotion] Kenny Omega: I didn't burn down the company. It was the butterfly, I tell you, the butterfly! Dave Meltzer: He's crazy, boys. Get the bad ratings list out.
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
Smokin' Bones
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jun 17, 2023 21:12:51 GMT -5
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Wieners=$$$
Hank Scorpio
Gif Master Extraordinaire
Smokin' Bones
Posts: 6,028
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Jun 28, 2023 21:26:44 GMT -5
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Aug 30, 2023 0:37:52 GMT -5
CM Punk:" Am I so out of touch that I start drama where ever I go?...No. it's the entire wrestling industry that is wrong."
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Post by EvenBaldobombHasAJob on Aug 30, 2023 7:00:28 GMT -5
Christian: dad's gone, huh? Younger wrestler: uh-huh. Christian: not coming back, is he? Younger wrestler: he might... Christian: NO, HE ISNT!
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Post by Susan "Poison" Candy on Sept 3, 2023 21:48:56 GMT -5
Who can get suspended? Then get fired, too? Make the fans go mad And make them hate you, too? The Pepsi Man.
Wrestlers: Oh, the Pepsi Man can.
Wrestlers: The Pepsi Man can And he does it with a smile And always judges you.
Anna Jay: Who'll get on his nerves?
Jack Perry: I don't mind at all.
Tony Khan: Who can out bitch me While eating muffins during scrums? The Pepsi Man.
Wrestlers: Yes the Pepsi Man can
The Elite: The Pepsi wrestling folks Aren't jolly friendly blokes, Complaining and crying rivers. They'll tell on you when you're lying.
Hangman Adam Page: And cause someone to kick their locker door in.
Bryan Danielson: Who can?
Claudio Castagnoli: Who can?
Wheeler Yuta: Who can?
Jon Moxley: Who can?
Wrestlers: The Pepsi Man can
FTR: 'Cause he's CM Punk, man!
Wrestlers: He leaves AEW....For.....EVER!
Fans: YAY!
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Post by Rumble McSkirmish on Nov 30, 2023 5:40:51 GMT -5
Bryan Danielson: I'll join your tournament TK, I'm filled with piss and vinegar. At first, I was just filled with vinegar.
Tony Khan: Hmm, sorry, Bryan. You're too injured.
Bryan Danielson: Too injured? Why, that just means I have experience! Who chased CM Punk out of AEW in aught-four? Me! That's who.
CM Punk: And a fine job you did too.
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Glitch
King Koopa
Not Going To Die; Childs, we're goin' out to give Blair the test. If he tries to make it back here and we're not with him... burn him.
Watching you.
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Post by Glitch on Nov 30, 2023 8:35:18 GMT -5
MJF:"It's that horrible Roderick, isn't it?"
Adam Cole:"You leave Roderick Strong out of this." * smashes bottles, and then looks out window.*
Roderick Strong:"ADAM! ADAAAAAM!"
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Dec 15, 2023 8:51:46 GMT -5
Inspired by This Player Hating MothmanHausman: The important thing was, CM Punk had an onion on his belt, which was the style at the time
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