TWERKIN' MAGGLE
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Dec 31, 2019 12:03:45 GMT -5
2020 will be the year of ass. At least, one could ASSume. You know what they say. That would make an ass of you and me.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Dec 31, 2019 12:08:41 GMT -5
I need to revisit that one. I don't remember much about the whole Teddy Long and Krystal thing. Any short summaries? Let’s see... 90% of the roster waving hands in the air to Jagged Edge, Hornswoggle antics before it jumped the shark, Jillian Hall getting carried out kicking and screaming after trying to do a singsong, The Godfather showing up and offering his product to the entire male part of the roster in attendance and getting them all to leave halfway through, Teddy Long having a heart attack because of Viagra... It’s pretty nuts. www.dailymotion.com/video/x4wjzodFunnily enough, the bride in this ended up marrying in real life... Bobby Lashley. JBL getting screamed at by Vince as he's trying to run off with the crowd/ho train absolutely gets me every time.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 12:10:03 GMT -5
Okay, I don't watch Raw and Smakdown anymore, but if Liv Morgan is is having lesbian sex with Lana now, I'm at least gonna watch YouTube highlights.
Don't judge me. I have a huge crush on Liv and I think Lana's pretty hot too. Why would I NOT want to see this?
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 31, 2019 12:14:17 GMT -5
Makes you feel kinda bad, doesn't it? Yep. I skipped Raw last night but after finding out what happened I immediately thought "well they had 2 stars who were willing to do it on SDL." Sad. See the problem with that do you really trust the writing team/Vince to do right with an actual lesbian?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 12:14:40 GMT -5
So there's no way this doesn't lead to all four of them ending up in bed together, right?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 12:19:19 GMT -5
Yep. I skipped Raw last night but after finding out what happened I immediately thought "well they had 2 stars who were willing to do it on SDL." Sad. See the problem with that do you really trust the writing team/Vince to do right with an actual lesbian? He's right. That whole "HEY THEY'RE GAY OMG THEY'RE LESBIANS WHO SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER" thing is so outdated. They do more than that and the fact that's the first thing they go to just doesn't make any sense. It's like New Day said on their podcast. They made sure they as a group weren't one of the 3 black wrestler stereotypes: the big strong black guy (E's original gimmick), the foreign black guy (Kofi's original gimmick) and the dancing black guy (Xavier's original gimmick). They're making these women fall in line with a bad stereotype. Also this
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 12:26:32 GMT -5
I'm pretty sure the duo will campaign to get in, if this is a news or ratings hit, to get a piece of the action so to speak. I'm not sure which combination I want in tag matches with Mandy, Sonya, Liv and Lana after '20 draft (that's when iron is probably hottest) though, if and when there' partner switching and cheating involved. Sonya seems to be one gal gurl, according to Total Divas, but not sure about the other three? Sonya vs. The Others? Maybe that's when she'll go big, Rousey comes back as her last nemesis @ WrestleMania.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Dec 31, 2019 12:35:33 GMT -5
My eyes didn't roll. My whole body rolled at this segment.
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Post by MrElijah on Dec 31, 2019 12:51:10 GMT -5
See the problem with that do you really trust the writing team/Vince to do right with an actual lesbian? He's right. That whole "HEY THEY'RE GAY OMG THEY'RE LESBIANS WHO SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER" thing is so outdated. They do more than that and the fact that's the first thing they go to just doesn't make any sense. It's like New Day said on their podcast. They made sure they as a group weren't one of the 3 black wrestler stereotypes: the big strong black guy (E's original gimmick), the foreign black guy (Kofi's original gimmick) and the dancing black guy (Xavier's original gimmick). They're making these women fall in line with a bad stereotype. Also this Yeah, if Sonya wants that relationship storyline, she needs to take complete control over it. After taking some time to think about it, this Liv/Lana is an entertaining trainwreck in how utterly batshit they can go, however it's for the wrong reasons. Like, this is somehow Kimona/Beluah mixed with Claire Lynch.
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Post by DrBackflipsHoffman on Dec 31, 2019 12:55:12 GMT -5
I just watched this and anybody still keeping up with RAW in 2020, bless you and everything but you are in for some of the worst television imaginable and I can only hope you see it through.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 12:58:33 GMT -5
If people/wrestlers are watching a product written by Vince McMahon expecting it to accurately represent different lifestyles, cultures, races, etc, in a progressive manner, then that says more about the people/wrestlers than it does about Vince. The only reason females are being showcased better now is because Vince knows it can further his daughter’s brand, and even we know it because we joke about it all the time.
Time to either hold Vince accountable by not watching/giving him your money, or enjoy the trash for what it is.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 31, 2019 13:35:09 GMT -5
I am going to assume that Liv's blue tongue is related to Lana's lady parts somehow.
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Post by Perfect Timing on Dec 31, 2019 13:50:51 GMT -5
If they're not going to get it on like Torrie Wilson and Dawn Marie in that hotel then I don't care. That's was lovely. The one time in wrestling where a segment killed two birds with one stone if you know what I mean.
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Post by Perd on Dec 31, 2019 14:10:32 GMT -5
I’ve been at a wedding where this exact thing happened. Everyone was like “Oh my god, she’s a lesbian?!” But I was like “Grandma?!”
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Post by Corre.222 on Dec 31, 2019 14:11:05 GMT -5
I legit thought it was X-Pac at first as Lana's first husband. I immediately recognized Lashley's first wife as Kris Stadtlander's tag team partner from Brooklyn Belles.
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Post by DZ: WF Legacy on Dec 31, 2019 14:21:00 GMT -5
I haven't watched a full WWE show in almost a month now. What the hell are they doing?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 14:46:21 GMT -5
He's right. That whole "HEY THEY'RE GAY OMG THEY'RE LESBIANS WHO SLEEP WITH EACH OTHER" thing is so outdated. They do more than that and the fact that's the first thing they go to just doesn't make any sense. It's like New Day said on their podcast. They made sure they as a group weren't one of the 3 black wrestler stereotypes: the big strong black guy (E's original gimmick), the foreign black guy (Kofi's original gimmick) and the dancing black guy (Xavier's original gimmick). They're making these women fall in line with a bad stereotype. Also this Yeah, if Sonya wants that relationship storyline, she needs to take complete control over it. After taking some time to think about it, this Liv/Lana is an entertaining trainwreck in how utterly batshit they can go, however it's for the wrong reasons. Like, this is somehow Kimona/Beluah mixed with Claire Lynch. If this is the new Kimona/Beulah, then I would like to apply for the position of Tommy Dreamer. I'll take em both, I'm hardcore.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 15:17:07 GMT -5
As a big Liv Morgan fan, this sucked.
I just want OG Pink haired blue tongue Liv back.
This generic suit wearing blonde Liv ain’t it.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2019 15:26:40 GMT -5
I am going to assume that Liv's blue tongue is related to Lana's lady parts somehow. 0,5 l bottle of opened Bols Blue was down there or she's Smurfette!
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Dec 31, 2019 15:27:03 GMT -5
Didn't Sonya want to do the storyline with Mandy, but Sonya's girlfriend said no?
Or was that just newz?
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