Episode 02 ā The Dark & the Mysterious Another āDarkā title episode. I nominate āFear of The Darkā as an episode title if they continue the trend. Also, if anybody is familiar with MrBallen on Youtube, this obviously makes me think of him.
Recaps of:- Catrina being in control of the Temple and it being a much darker place
- Ultima Lucha and Mil becoming Champion
- Dario, Lotus, Matanza, and them heading off to start a New Temple
with blackjack and hookers- The New Dragon Azteca and the LU Sign question mark grafitti
Starting off in the Lucha Gym with Puma remembering his loss at UL as he works out.
He is dragged out of his memories by the scary skeleton, Penta, who wants to thank him for helping him to please his master last week. Tonight theyāre going to be partners and Puma will help Penta to continue to break bones in honour of his master. (future Gecko: Ah, I get it. He'll "help") After they finish the DoD, Puma will be next.
At least you know where you stand with Penta and you donāt have to wonder if heās gonna come after you when the jobās done. Evil laugh/cackle from Penta who reminds Puma he is Cero Miedo!
Weāre not going to bother waiting for after the match, Puma slaps Pentaās hand away and they get intoā¦ letās call it aggressive sparring (with sound effects). It doesnāt get too out of hand and Puma walks away.
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Into the Temple we goā¦
Mil is still on his throne, but now has his arm in a sling. I guess weāll find out if extra quick healing is one of his super powers.
Striker talks about Penta breaking the arm of Mil and asks Vamp if that came from him. Vampā¦ doesnāt actually answer the question. Hmmmm.
Johnny Mundo vs KillshotOoh, this could be a good one.
I notice (after several minutes) thereās no Melina, Iām guessing it was a one off appearance then. Whether it was planned to be a one off or not is a different question though.
Killshot showing early on that he can keep up with Mundo, although the backflip over the ropes is a little awkward as he sort of kills all his momentum on the turn before the jump.
Earlier in the match, Mundo stopped to pose and it cost him the advantage, now Killshot stops to take in the appreciation from the crowd and gets hit with a hard spear from Mundo.
Killshot takes out Mundoās legs while heās up top which leaves Mundo in a vulnerable position:
Very nice DDT, obviously part of that credit for that goes to Mundo for the bumping.
Killshot follows up with a 450 andā¦ No! They got me with that one. Believers having a go at the ref, chanting āThat was three!ā
They trade knee strikes and Mundo stumbles into the ref (itās just not his night, is it?). This allows Mundo to hit a low blow and then a springboard kick (which Killshot only just gets turned around for in time). End of the World and thatās a win for Mundo.
Took me a little bit to get into that one but it ended up being pretty good. Mundo's a good opponent for Killshot, somebody who he can showcase his stuff against and have it look good.
Mundo gets a mic and informs people that his name is Johnny Mundo (and not Johnny Zero like the chants would have you believe). He then calls out Mil Muertes.
Mundo gets interrupted by Cage (Striker calls him the Swoleverine *sigh*). Cage says it feels good to be back in the Temple and heās 100%, unlike the champ.
Mundo jumps back in by saying Cage isnāt even in his league, so Cage reminds him what happened the last, and only, time they had a match and heād be happy to do it again right now!
Cage gets in the ring and Johnny takes a minute before backing down.
Cage turns his attention to Mil and Mundo comes running back in to attack. It doesnāt go great for him and he soon flees again, but the eventual match should be fun to watch.
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We areā¦ somewhereā¦?
It has a very different feel from anything usual for LU.
Oh, thatās some creepy music going on, it has to be Marty, right?
OH, lots of lights! Definitely Marty.
And thereās a restrained Sexy Star with giggling in the background.
How can somebody look so creepy while looking like nothing out of the ordinary? *shudder* It's all body language and expressions.
He says that heās brought Star something. AAAAH! Itās the rare Jumpscare moth! He says that thereās no reason to be afraid (Strongly disagree) and that all this was for her own good. His sister says that itās almost time for Star to spread her wings and fly back to the Templeā¦ and theyāre coming with her.
Wonder if they'll be any sort of brainwashing type stuff with Star?
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We go from Star to the tranquillity of space and the moon, a wolf, a voiceover.
āA Wolf fears nothing. I can relate to that.āWeāve got a biker gang. T
he Lone Wolves The Howling Wolves The Big Bad Wolves āBut the thrill never lasts, Itās never enough.āAh, I thought that accent was familiar. āThe Darewolfā PJ Black proceeds to beat up the other two Lucha Bikers before his debut tonight. Where wolf? Dare wolf, dare castle
(go watch Young Frankenstein)
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The Mack vs PJ BlackItās the Return of The Mack (and now that song is stuck in your head) and heās going against the debuting former Justin Gabriel.
Vamp: What is a darewolf?
Striker: I guess itās a daredevil and a werewolf?
*silence*
Striker: Here we go nowā¦
Ha, Black goes up for the 450 and Mack slowly rolls away to the opposite corner. Love that spot.
Mack catches Black coming off the top with a stunner. Well, he almost does and thatās enough for the win.
āWell it looks like Dr Black failed this wellness test, but any way you look at it, an impressive debut for PJ Black.ā ā Striker. I don't remember him getting any wellness strikes, maybe a reference to something else going on around this time?
I obviously didnāt have a lot to say about that one, but you shouldnāt take that as it being a bad match, it was plenty entertaining and the usual LU quality.
A decent debut for PJ, nothing overly spectacular but nothing went horribly wrong either.
I continue to be impressed by Mackās ability, but heās also becoming one of my favourites for the personality heās showing in ring.
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A look back at Penta breaking Milās arm last week as the lead in to the main event.
Merch ad.
And before we get to our main event, some more stuff.
We see somebody walk into... I'm not entirely sure yet. Her voiceover says that sheās been called a lot of things in her life: cold blooded, sinful (she looks like she might be a professional thief.) , evil, sssssssssexy ,venomous. The truth is, sheās all those things and together they make herā¦ deadly.
As this is going on, sheās beating up various people as is standard in this situation.
Itās Kobra Moon!
Sheās showing up next week, by which time you lovely lot will hopefully have given me some background on her because Iāve got nothing at the moment (apart from the snake motif).
Main Event time? Yup.
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We see Mil watching over his kingdom before the start.
3 on 2 Handicap: Disciples of Death w/Catrina vs Prince Puma & Pentagon JrI didnāt realise it was a handicap match until it was announced, that changes things a bit.
I was wondering if Catrina would bother joining the skullies at ringside. She stops on her way to the ring to turn and acknowledge Mil. It also looks like she treated the SMG to some new coats.
Puma: āI wish I had a manager. Wait, wasnāt there that guy with the cane who used to follow me about? Wonder what ever happened to him.ā
Puma looks to have added some extra decorative bits to his entrance attire.
Striker brings up that the SMG had a hand in the demise of Pumaās mentor, Konnan. Demise? Soā¦ heās dead then? Or is he? He can't be dead, he hasn't betrayed Puma yet like I kept predicting.
Still love Pentaās music.
Trece = Purple, Siniestro = Silver/White, Barrio = Gold. I will remember this myself one day without the need for notes.
During the intro and start of the match, Vamp keeps telling Striker to stop asking him about Penta since heās not involved with him any more.
The team of three use their numbers to take an early advantage. It doesnāt last long despite them getting Penta out of the ring as Puma gets all three of them out the ring too.
Puma does the work, Penta takes the glory with the dive. Puma did try and grab Penta on his run up. Puma shows that he can do it better with a ssp from the turnbuckle to the outside. Those two arguing allows the Skull Masks Gang to get back on the attack.
Hee, Penta is great. He was wandering round on the floor and now that Puma is stuck in the wrong corner, heās up on the apron with his hand out for the tag. š
Catrina is taking her chance to get sneaky shots in when she can. So sneaky that commentary missed it.
Itās the return of the traditional Lucha kick up the arse move!
Puma finally gets in enough offence to give himself a chance to tagā¦
If Penta can be bothered, that is.
He didnāt actually make it to the tag, but Penta doesnāt care and gets in the ring anyway. Catrina does not look pleased as Penta takes control.
Once the SMG are down and out for a while, the duo get back to their argument.
Yet again, this gives their opponents the chance to get back in the fightā¦ temporarily.
Pretty sure you had enough time to put the brakes on there.
Back in the ring, Puma hits the driver on Siniestro and drags him to the corner for the 630. As Puma jumps, Penta tags himself in and dives into the cover before Puma can recover from the momentum of hitting the 630.
A glorious win for Pentagon! And Puma was also there.
Solid match, it was one of those ones where the action was secondary to the story being told and both aspects were done pretty well.
After the match, the winners have words and then get back to their one on one fight that they abandoned earlier. Penta wins the fight, probably something to do with him not having done a whole lot before now.
He sets Puma up to break his armā¦ and looks right at Vamp while he holds Puma in position. Vamp still claims he has nothing to do with Penta anymore and questions why Penta is looking at him.
Puma fights out! Penta retreats for now. Commentary points out that nobody has fought out of it before.
Striker says goodnight, but weāve still got a whole minute to squeeze in more stuff!
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The student Aztec Dragon is listening to somebody.
That voice sounds awfully familiar and I think I know who it is. I know that this person does show up at some point and the episode title points to it as well.
He tells the trainee that the mask has been passed down for centuries. Many of their bloodline have worn it and taken on its power. Trainee Dragon nods when asked if heās ready for that power.
Mystery man says that Aztec Dragon was his mentor too and he was supposed to inherit the mask but it wasnāt his destiny.
The Student must now become El Dragon Azteca, but mystery man is pretty happy with the mask that he chose.
Yep, there he is.
Post Episode & General Thoughts/Questions
- Catrinaās a music hater, thereās no house bands anymore it seems.
- The kickout after Killshotās 450 lets me point out another thing that I like: It could very easily have ended the match and itās almost more of a shock when stuff like that doesnāt get the win. Much more enjoyable when you know that anything could end the match and not just a very limited selection of moves.
- Thereās no lack of challengers for Mil. He gets shown to be not indestructible and now they all want a shot at him.
- Theyāre really upped the dial on the Marty stuff, eh? Very serial killer like. Yet more praise for the production since I knew it was Marty from the clues before anybody showed on screen.
- Having all the screenshots in one folder means I can see that this episodeās theme is: yellow.
- Last week was the big exciting, shocking episode to remind you why you should watch, this week is the slightly calmer one where they start building the stories again.
- Thatās 3 new faces this episode. They donāt need a huge turnover in talent, but itās good to bring in fresh people on a semi-regular basis, especially one with the name value of Rey.
- Late addition: I just realised that the giant question mark was a Rey bat signal.
Next week: The Hunt is on...