Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 6, 2022 22:54:49 GMT -5
So like why are Jay and Silent Bob seemingly the only two who are connected to every citizen of Leonardo? I think Brodie and Randall would be two peas in a pod. You’d also think Brodie, Pickle f***er, and Bankie wouldn’t look identical, despite having no relationship.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 6, 2022 23:15:24 GMT -5
I think Brodie and Randall would be two peas in a pod. They're cousins, as both have monologues about their mutual cousin, Walter, the guy who repeatedly got cats stuck in his ass before dying trying to suck his own dick.
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Post by fw91 on Jul 6, 2022 23:23:55 GMT -5
I think Brodie and Randall would be two peas in a pod. They're cousins, as both have monologues about their mutual cousin, Walter, the guy who repeatedly got cats stuck in his ass before dying trying to suck his own dick. Is he the same guy who whipped it out and jerked it while his plane was crashing?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 6, 2022 23:35:20 GMT -5
They're cousins, as both have monologues about their mutual cousin, Walter, the guy who repeatedly got cats stuck in his ass before dying trying to suck his own dick. Is he the same guy who whipped it out and jerked it while his plane was crashing? Cousin Walter was a weird guy.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 6, 2022 23:42:34 GMT -5
Is he the same guy who whipped it out and jerked it while his plane was crashing? Cousin Walter was a weird guy. If not for the cat in his ass, how else do you expect him to get the gerbil out?
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jul 6, 2022 23:49:14 GMT -5
Cousin Walter was a weird guy. If not for the cat in his ass, how else do you expect him to get the gerbil out? Ask Richard Gere, maybe?
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jul 6, 2022 23:50:48 GMT -5
If not for the cat in his ass, how else do you expect him to get the gerbil out? Ask Richard Gere, maybe? Feels like Julia Roberts would have helped in some way.
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Post by DoubleDare on Jul 7, 2022 0:04:50 GMT -5
So this is about them making Clerks, a movie much better than this will ever be I get the story with Randall almost dying ti reflect on what Kevin Smith went through, but wish it went a different direction.
It just looks ok.
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Post by Larryhausen on Jul 7, 2022 0:47:14 GMT -5
Cousin Walter was a weird guy. If not for the cat in his ass, how else do you expect him to get the gerbil out? JESUS CHRIST, MAN, THERE ARE SOME THINGS YOU JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IN PUBLIC!!!!
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Post by Ultimo Gallos on Jul 7, 2022 1:00:31 GMT -5
When I saw the first trailer for Clerks II I wasn't happy. Then saw the film and loved it. This trailer is ok. But will reserve my judgment of the film until I see it.
Now hoping it plays in town cause I rather not have to drive an hour to see it.
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Post by Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster on Jul 7, 2022 3:57:08 GMT -5
Really this is the best that Kevin Smith could come up with.
Yawn.
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Post by salz4life on Jul 7, 2022 8:17:11 GMT -5
They're cousins, as both have monologues about their mutual cousin, Walter, the guy who repeatedly got cats stuck in his ass before dying trying to suck his own dick. Is he the same guy who whipped it out and jerked it while his plane was crashing? So, did he cum?
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jul 7, 2022 8:28:18 GMT -5
So will they f*** like in Zack and Miri?
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Post by Terry McConkey on Jul 7, 2022 11:18:53 GMT -5
I hope this doesn't suck. Reboot was hot garbage. That's just your opinion, man.
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Post by Terry McConkey on Jul 7, 2022 11:21:38 GMT -5
Really this is the best that Kevin Smith could come up with. Yawn. It's just a trailer. I guess I need to avoid threads like this. Always going to have the negative, contrarian crowd to shit on it. It's like what Jay and Silent Bob dealt with in the original Strike Back.
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Post by thechase on Jul 7, 2022 12:51:31 GMT -5
Really this is the best that Kevin Smith could come up with. Yawn. It's just a trailer. I guess I need to avoid threads like this. Always going to have the negative, contrarian crowd to shit on it. It's like what Jay and Silent Bob dealt with in the original Strike Back. People loved what Kevin did with He-Man here, despite people like me pushing back at it.
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Post by Cyno on Jul 7, 2022 17:22:34 GMT -5
I'm glad you can tell that this was actually filmed in New Jersey as opposed to Clerks 2. Outside of that "driving down Route 35 in Middletown" montage at the beginning, everything else was so blatantly California lol.
Another way I can tell this was filmed at the real Quick Stop instead of recreation: the apartments across the street during the outdoor hockey scenes. Kevin Smith also now has his SModcastle studio/mini-theater in the same little shopping center as the Quick Stop and what used to be RST Video (which I think is still being used as a glorified storage unit by the Quick Stop owners, who owned both stores).
Can't wait to see the scene(s?) they filmed in my hometown.
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Post by Hassan bin Sober on Jul 7, 2022 19:05:11 GMT -5
I wish they would just do Clerks:The Animated Series:The Live Action Movie.
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Post by fw91 on Jul 7, 2022 22:04:31 GMT -5
Really this is the best that Kevin Smith could come up with. Yawn. Do you also post as "Wolf Hawkfield no1 NZ poster," on Moviepoopshoot.com?
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Post by schma on Jul 8, 2022 3:44:23 GMT -5
It's just a trailer. I guess I need to avoid threads like this. Always going to have the negative, contrarian crowd to shit on it. It's like what Jay and Silent Bob dealt with in the original Strike Back. People loved what Kevin did with He-Man here, despite people like me pushing back at it. I liked He-man revelations. I do feel like a lot wrote it off with the ending of the first half and didn't check the second half. I did see a lot of hate for it but it's tough to determine how much of that is legit. As for this, I figure Kevin Smith has entertained me enough times that I'll just about anything he does a view.
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