2022-2023 NFL Thread: Perk Patty & Chiefs 2X SB Champs

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

Wooo! Jimmy's back!

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

This just verified every single report that Trey isn’t ready. What an absolute vote of zero confidence.

Jim’s starting in a month.

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

THE DREAM LIVES

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Aug 29, 2022 17:22:51 GMT -5 "The Natural" Bustin Loads said:

THE DREAM LIVES

Honestly, my best work probably.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Dude better be sitting at home without a playbook until then.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

I swear. If Jim so much as touches a football this season I’m throwing my fan card in the trash. Rooting for LA and Seattle and Arizona and for this franchise to miss the playoffs and for Shanahan and Lynch to be fired.

[Dr. T is an alien]

Aug 29, 2022 16:24:05 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

THE NIGHTMARE NEVER FXXXING ENDS

When I finally saw the news I just had to see your reaction.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Aug 29, 2022 21:55:09 GMT -5 Dr. T is an alien said:

Aug 29, 2022 16:24:05 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

THE NIGHTMARE NEVER FXXXING ENDS

When I finally saw the news I just had to see your reaction.

I’ve been seething harder than Main Event Jey Uso thinking about Sami Zayn.

[XIII]

I mean as long as he doesn’t play and they just let Trey go out there and have the issues that all young QBs have it’s an ok insurance move. If they actually yank him and stick Jim G in there it’s some clown car shit though.

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Aug 29, 2022 22:22:32 GMT -5 XIII said:

I mean as long as he doesn’t play and they just let Trey go out there and have the issues that all young QBs have it’s an ok insurance move. If they actually yank him and stick Jim G in there it’s some clown car shit though.

Jim’s starting in a month. This is the biggest most blatant vote of zero-confidence in the history of sports.

The man gave his farewell address. They tried to trade him to the entire NFL. They didn’t give him a playbook. They didn’t invite him to practice. They didn’t invite him to preseason games. And he’s now back

And the team has cancelled practice and in-person media tomorrow so the braintrust can do a conference call. About their “back-up” QB.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Aug 29, 2022 22:26:14 GMT -5 hashtagdaley/JudasDay said:

Aug 29, 2022 22:22:32 GMT -5 XIII said:

I mean as long as he doesn’t play and they just let Trey go out there and have the issues that all young QBs have it’s an ok insurance move. If they actually yank him and stick Jim G in there it’s some clown car shit though.

Jim’s starting in a month. This is the biggest most blatant vote of zero-confidence in the history of sports.

The man gave his farewell address. They tried to trade him to the entire NFL. They didn’t give him a playbook. They didn’t invite him to practice. They didn’t invite him to preseason games. And he’s now back

And the team has cancelled practice and in-person media tomorrow so the braintrust can do a conference call. About their “back-up” QB.

So one of the reports I'm seeing about this is that the restructure actually makes Jimmy more tradeable if he waives the clause. Teams weren't biting on the 25 Million dollar tag they'd be stuck with, so they got rid of it.

Will that actually mean he moves? No, but it doesn't completely mean they're keeping him or just want to lose all faith in Trey. Jimmy isn't the worst idea as a backup, but he's also burned a lot of bridges, and would be the highest paid backup, meaning he should probably go start somewhere.

It's gonna boil down to if he wants to go to a team like Seattle and if Seattle wants him, which, they're starting Geno Smith, Jimmy G's an upgrade there...

[Push R Truth]

What cha gonna do hashtagdaley/JudasDay when PURDYMANIA runs wild on YOU! *points*


I shit you not when I say that he's the most talented QB you got on the roster, however he's very "Favre-ian" and his talent is still pretty raw. He'll have a couple throws that will blow your mind like "how the hell did he pull that out his ass?" when he's running around the field like a chicken with it's head cut off. Then he'll toss a bad interception that even a mediocre high school QB wouldn't have done.

Give that dude 2 years with a legit professional QB staff and he won't be Mr Irrelevant.

[bob]

great news everybody

www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/34486968/washington-commanders-rb-brian-robinson-released-hospital-being-shot-twice-robbery-attempt

[Confused Mark Wahlberg]

The Athletic's Matt Barrows and Jeff Howe report Jimmy Garoppolo delayed his shoulder surgery this offseason to avoid being traded.

Garoppolo on Monday restructured his contract with the 49ers, becoming the NFL's highest-paid backup behind the inexperienced Trey Lance. "The new deal still allows him to hit the free agency market in 2023, which has been Garoppolo’s focus all along," Howe and Barrows said. "It’s the reason he had his shoulder repaired in March, which essentially scuttled any chance the team had of trading the quarterback."

Handsome and shrewd, is there anything Jimmy can't do?

[Push R Truth]

Aug 30, 2022 8:51:56 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

The Athletic's Matt Barrows and Jeff Howe report Jimmy Garoppolo delayed his shoulder surgery this offseason to avoid being traded.

Garoppolo on Monday restructured his contract with the 49ers, becoming the NFL's highest-paid backup behind the inexperienced Trey Lance. "The new deal still allows him to hit the free agency market in 2023, which has been Garoppolo’s focus all along," Howe and Barrows said. "It’s the reason he had his shoulder repaired in March, which essentially scuttled any chance the team had of trading the quarterback."

Handsome and shrewd, is there anything Jimmy can't do?

Throw 20 yards downfield

[hashtagdaley/JudasDay]

Aug 30, 2022 8:51:56 GMT -5 Confused Mark Wahlberg said:

The Athletic's Matt Barrows and Jeff Howe report Jimmy Garoppolo delayed his shoulder surgery this offseason to avoid being traded.

Garoppolo on Monday restructured his contract with the 49ers, becoming the NFL's highest-paid backup behind the inexperienced Trey Lance. "The new deal still allows him to hit the free agency market in 2023, which has been Garoppolo’s focus all along," Howe and Barrows said. "It’s the reason he had his shoulder repaired in March, which essentially scuttled any chance the team had of trading the quarterback."

Handsome and shrewd, is there anything Jimmy can't do?

I hate this guy more than any other guy that’s ever been on my teams. And that includes Marvin Bagley.

And the entire fanbase and team and front office adores him. I don’t fxxxing get it.

[BRV]

Some notable releases are already starting to trickle in ahead of the 4 p.m. roster cutdown deadline.

The Bills have released tight end O.J. Howard

The Vikings have waived quarterback Kellen Mond

The Jets have released running back Tevin Coleman

The Dolphins have cut wide receiver Preston Williams

The Browns have released quarterback Josh Rosen

The Buccaneers have waived wide receiver Tyler Johnson

The Chiefs have cut wide receiver Josh Gordon

The Patriots have released tight end Devin Asiasi - this brings to an end the Asiasi/Dalton Keene tenure. The two tight ends were each drafted in the third round of the 2020 NFL Draft, and over their three seasons with the Patriots they caught a combined 5 passes for 55 yards and 1 touchdown. Just an all-time whiff by Bill Belichick.

[AdamAFL was sooooo wrong]

Aug 30, 2022 10:47:01 GMT -5 BRV said:

The Browns have released quarterback Josh Rosen

Well that lasted a very predictable length of time

[Mecca]

Aug 30, 2022 10:47:01 GMT -5 BRV said:

Some notable releases are already starting to trickle in ahead of the 4 p.m. roster cutdown deadline.

The Bills have released tight end O.J. Howard

The Vikings have waived quarterback Kellen Mond

The Jets have released running back Tevin Coleman

The Dolphins have cut wide receiver Preston Williams

The Browns have released quarterback Josh Rosen

The Buccaneers have waived wide receiver Tyler Johnson

The Chiefs have cut wide receiver Josh Gordon

The Patriots have released tight end Devin Asiasi - this brings to an end the Asiasi/Dalton Keene tenure. The two tight ends were each drafted in the third round of the 2020 NFL Draft, and over their three seasons with the Patriots they caught a combined 5 passes for 55 yards and 1 touchdown. Just an all-time whiff by Bill Belichick.

I liked Asiasi as a prospect, not sure what happened there. And giving up on Mond already is something.

[BRV]

Aug 30, 2022 11:22:05 GMT -5 Mecca said:

I liked Asiasi as a prospect, not sure what happened there. And giving up on Mond already is something.

Lest we forget that Chris Simms, who is arguably the worst analyst covering football on a national level, had Kellen Mond ranked ahead of Trey Lance and Justin Fields in his 2021 pre-draft rankings of quarterbacks. He also had Zach Wilson as no. 1, ahead of Trevor Lawrence, but that's probably attributable to Simms being little more than a hot-take-generating attention-seeker who is clearly warming up for his spot on "First Take" or "Undisputed."

EDIT - Actually, calling Simms the worst analyst covering football on a national level is really unfair to Dan Orlovsky. It's a neck-and-neck race to the bottom between those two.