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Post by Tea & Crumpets on Sept 13, 2022 7:03:11 GMT -5
...this is embarrassing, but I legit had a nightmare about Punk stalking and trying to murder me last night. The top two weirdest wrestling dreams I can remember having are Kurt Angle yelling at me in my kitchen with the straps pulled down and one where Triple H had an established MMA career that everybody knew about. I'm not kidding about either of these idk what's wrong with me. My all-time best wrestling dream featured Edge and Scott Steiner as odd couple buddy cops investigating a gang responsible for murdering Christian, who was naturally Edge's former partner. Ending in a bizarre Top Gun meets Fast and the Furious race involving dragging pickup trailers along a beach with the bad guys losing and exploding. Edge then flew off in a helicopter to scatter Christian's ashes at sea while Scott Steiner just stood flexing by himself on the beach complete with full cinematic pan out and credits. It was awesome, honestly. |
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RIP Punk's media scrum, Page 54, Muffins, Biting People Bad™ (2022 - 2022)
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Post by Heartbreaker on Sept 13, 2022 7:49:41 GMT -5
I had a wrestling dream back in 2014-ish where Dixie Carter showed up in WWE and the entire roster were laughing hard.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2022 8:00:58 GMT -5
I wish I had wrestling dreams. My dreams are so mundane. I wake up at my cabin but when I exit all of a sudden it's a different cabin. This has happened three times this year.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2022 8:04:33 GMT -5
Apparently he started a podcast and started talking shit AFTER Punk went off lol. Man's desperate for the rub. Punk has pretty much been exposed at this point for being a real-life version of Glass Joe who talks shit like he's one of the Diaz brothers. Fish is just going for low-hanging fruit. I was thinking of Mr. Glass from Unbreakable. |
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Post by MiLB Fan on Sept 13, 2022 8:09:20 GMT -5
KONGA DAVE! Nice to see the man is still doing great! didn't he used to post here way back? Yep, and he’s mentioned in the FAQ section under the Rules page. His profile is still on the Members page, too. |
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Post by kingoftheindies on Sept 13, 2022 8:24:56 GMT -5
Not Punk related but Kenny is at Sega HQ in Japan today
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Post by salz4life on Sept 13, 2022 8:43:24 GMT -5
Why does Lawlor look like Joey Janella in that pic? Or am I just blind?
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Post by MrElijah on Sept 13, 2022 9:07:54 GMT -5
Not Punk related but Kenny is at Sega HQ in Japan today "So who do I have to V-Trigger to get Ristar 2 & Virtua Fighter 6?" |
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Post by lucas_lee on Sept 13, 2022 9:15:55 GMT -5
Why does Lawlor look like Joey Janella in that pic? Or am I just blind? Thats the joke. It is Joey haha. Also I had a wrestling dream where Fandango showed up and took me to pleasure....why does this dream sound familiar? |
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Post by Ringmaster on Sept 13, 2022 9:24:31 GMT -5
I had a wrestling dream where a viable company emerged to compete with the E and actually lasted more than 2 years.
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Post by polarbearpete on Sept 13, 2022 9:50:43 GMT -5
I had a wrestling dream where a viable company emerged to compete with the E and actually lasted more than 2 years. It’s a reality! AEW is 3 years in already |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2022 10:00:03 GMT -5
I had a wrestling dream where a viable company emerged to compete with the E and actually lasted more than 2 years. It’s a reality! AEW is 3 years in already Plus it's not like they were floundering before they signed Punk. He gave them a good boost and a hot shot, but AEW was fine before CM Punk. |
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Post by Push R Truth on Sept 13, 2022 10:02:26 GMT -5
Half the time I look at this thread I misread muffins for "mufflers". Yes, as in that sort of muffler, not the car type.
It honestly makes the story much better.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Sept 13, 2022 10:08:20 GMT -5
My most recent wrestling dream was when I was sitting at what I think was a Denny’s with a bunch of WWE staff waiting for some special edition of Raw Underground to start. Shane Mcmahon came out and said the show was going to be delayed for whatever reason, and a brawl and a fight broke out ( I specifically remember Omos, the Viking Raiders, Indie Hartwell and Veer being involved and Otis was throwing food left and right) and eventually a security guard grabbed me and whisked me the hell out of there.
Basically, I had a dream about your typical Denny’s.
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Post by Dub H on Sept 13, 2022 10:10:39 GMT -5
Not sure if postei but The Bucks shot down the " feelers" story
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Sept 13, 2022 10:11:41 GMT -5
Not sure if postei but The Bucks shot down the " feelers" story Twitter? |
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Post by THE FVNKER on Sept 13, 2022 10:14:41 GMT -5
Not sure if postei but The Bucks shot down the " feelers" story Meltzer shot it down too. youtu.be/ET7yhi81bgA |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2022 10:14:58 GMT -5
Half the time I look at this thread I misread muffins for "mufflers". Yes, as in that sort of muffler, not the car type. It honestly makes the story much better. And now I put on my fantasy-booker hat and started imagining what Dusty would be like in AEW. Imagine Dusty interacting with Danhausen lol |
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Post by markymark on Sept 13, 2022 10:16:43 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2022 10:19:00 GMT -5
It sucks and it's a money sink, but I imagine TK's best action at this point is to pay Punk what's left of his deal up front, make him sign an NDA, and cut your losses. The guy ain't worth all this. |
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