The Cody Rhodes Story Thread (IT'S OVER)

[Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast]

[Tom Turkey]

They had the perfect f***ing ending right there at the match: the moment when Sami & KO hit Roman with their finishers, then Cody hitting Roman w/ the Dusty Bionic Elbow and then Crossrhodes. 1, 2, 3. The most cathartic way to get a win and put a bow to Roman's run.

But of course, that didn't happen.

[Lizuka #BLM]

Amanda Huber, Dustin, and Stephen Amell all posted tweets about how shit what they're doing to Cody is so that's fun.

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Apr 4, 2023 15:41:55 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

Amanda Huber, Dustin, and Stephen Amell all posted tweets about how shit what they're doing to Cody is so that's fun.

Good to know even Cody's closest friends and family also don't think Cody's "fine" right now...

[BradMKE]

Even if they let Cody win at SummerSlam, then he's stuck being champ when the WWE's annual "dead period" begins as MNF takes away 20% of Raw's ratings and there are no big PPVs until the Rumble 5 months later.

[Snaptastic]

Jericho should have won at X8....

[Famous Rocking Chimes]

Alvarez sounded like he was descending into madness describing the closing segment with how long Brock was attacking Cody.

“And he beat him, and he beat him, and he beat him, and he beat him, AND HE BEAT HIM, AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM.”

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Apr 4, 2023 16:32:50 GMT -5 Famous Rocking Chimes said:

Alvarez sounded like he was descending into madness describing the closing segment with how long Brock was attacking Cody.

“And he beat him, and he beat him, and he beat him, and he beat him, AND HE BEAT HIM, AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM AND HE BEAT HIM.”

I mean he isn't even wrong, he beat him senseless for ten f***ing minutes, it was absolutely insane to do to Cody after the Mania result and that opening promo where he came off like a complete chump, to have his one apparent ally (Kevin and Sami apparently don't care anymore) turn on him, and turn heel immediately for "reasons" lol

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

#finishthestory

[Deleted]

My confusion with this 1000 day reign is the fact that these numbers are based solely on his start as the Universal champion right? I have bounced in and out of watching the programming over the last few years and if I am not mistaken there was about a year before he even unified the titles right?

To me it makes the number even more arbitrary

[A Little Doo Doo]

Apr 4, 2023 15:12:13 GMT -5 Tom Turkey said:

They had the perfect f***ing ending right there at the match: the moment when Sami & KO hit Roman with their finishers, then Cody hitting Roman w/ the Dusty Bionic Elbow and then Crossrhodes. 1, 2, 3. The most cathartic way to get a win and put a bow to Roman's run.

But of course, that didn't happen.

Same with Drew doing the countdown and hitting the Claymore at CATC.

I have something in both of my eyes right now.

[XIII]

Cole: “Tonight’s Raw Main Event is sponsored by Bitch Juice. Drink up bitches.”

[Zone Was Wrong]

Apr 4, 2023 16:46:48 GMT -5 A Little Doo Doo said:

Apr 4, 2023 15:12:13 GMT -5 Tom Turkey said:

They had the perfect f***ing ending right there at the match: the moment when Sami & KO hit Roman with their finishers, then Cody hitting Roman w/ the Dusty Bionic Elbow and then Crossrhodes. 1, 2, 3. The most cathartic way to get a win and put a bow to Roman's run.

But of course, that didn't happen.

Same with Drew doing the countdown and hitting the Claymore at CATC.

I have something in both of my eyes right now.

Drew coming out to Broken Dreams and that countdown totally had me thinking he'd win. It was PERFECT.

[I'm A Pop Sensation]

Apr 4, 2023 16:41:08 GMT -5 Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story said:

#finishthestory

Cody Rhodes vs Baby Huey

[Tiger Millionaire]

Cody's story can't be leaving WWE, going to AEW, building the company up, becoming a success on his own, and coming back to complete the journey. No, it has to be he won the Royal Rumble, got screwed at Mania, has to overcome Brock Lesnar, probably gets screwed again, and when he wins, it will because a WWE guy in Jey Uso cost the WWE guy Roman Reigns the title.

[Fake Jesus]

I'm not really sure if I even get the logic of "big epic star Roman Reigns 1000 day title reign for the merger". Discounting his disgusting f***ing tattoo, Cody Rhodes literally looks and sounds like a top guy and is definitely a good media performer. Roman is all these things too, but it's literally spiking your top face and pissing on your fans for a fictional milestone that literally only makes a difference or matters to the guys running WWE. It's weird inside the beltway shit

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Apr 4, 2023 8:01:18 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

What's sad is that Cody is such a drama class kid that this may have been his idea

[A Little Doo Doo]

Apr 4, 2023 17:45:57 GMT -5 @thelongandtheshort said:

Apr 4, 2023 8:01:18 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

What's sad is that Cody is such a drama class kid that this may have been his idea

Just watched it. That was hilarious. I love his overly dramatic ass. 😂

[The Rick Jericho]

Apr 4, 2023 17:47:58 GMT -5 A Little Doo Doo said:

Apr 4, 2023 17:45:57 GMT -5 @thelongandtheshort said:

What's sad is that Cody is such a drama class kid that this may have been his idea

Just watched it. That was hilarious. I love his overly dramatic ass. 😂

He should've collapsed like Shawn in 1995. Paramedics all show up.

Then the following week we get:

[The Rick Jericho]

If anyone can create a TELL ME A LIE Cody Rhodes music video.

They automatically win 2023 FAN POSTER OF THE YEAR!