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Post by Nite-Owl Marks For Bloc Party on Feb 8, 2007 3:52:11 GMT -5
Is it me or do threads like this pop up every few months.
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Post by Fred West and the Patio Kids on Feb 8, 2007 3:58:57 GMT -5
If a worker has crap tattoo's, bad hair, and a obsession with weapons in the ring, he is a great worker.
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Post by HRH The KING on Feb 8, 2007 4:03:36 GMT -5
18- Laugh at those who hate the IWC, despite the fact they are part of it.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
It's Just a Ride
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 8, 2007 5:05:07 GMT -5
Infested with what? Herpes? Ew Koala bears, it's the cutest infestation ever! |
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Post by carter 15 on Feb 8, 2007 6:12:10 GMT -5
19. Everyone that loses, is in the doghouse.
20. If Raw is remotely bad, its the worst ever, there life is over and they'll never watch again, despite the recent ratings surge after "the worst raw evar!!!111" (which apparently, happens every few weeks/months)
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Post by Loki on Feb 8, 2007 6:25:03 GMT -5
IWC DOESN'T EXIST!!!
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Post by hawkfan44 on Feb 8, 2007 6:31:01 GMT -5
--Every Raw was the worst one in the history of television I second that. ever since Cyber Sunday (not including the Raw with the Donald/Rosey match), I feel Raw has been pretty good overall, not as good as Smackdown recently but its been entertaining enough. I can look past Cena as champ, or Vince trying to outdo Trump of late, because outside of that I have no real complaints. I just don't get how it seems like after every Raw is over, someone has to mention how it was the worst Raw ever and stuff. -Lita's nothing more than a wrestling STD (a few months old but c'mon let it go already) -the current DX (up until HHH's injury) was horrible and unfunny, and just needs to go away as soon as possible. (outside of Big Dick Johnson and overdoing the "Vince loves cock" stuff just a little I found them to be pretty good TheGame, lol nice Mitch Hedberg reference |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Feb 8, 2007 7:09:04 GMT -5
You must rip into someone who gives a bad review of a product telling them if they don't like don't watch it anymore. And when they do decide to not watch anymore you must rip into them for not getting it and abandoning it.
This is in reference to Lance Storm getting complaints for deciding not to watch TNA anymore.
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Post by TRUTH TELLER on Feb 8, 2007 7:19:41 GMT -5
This is weird, I was just over at thewrestlingfan reading a column filled with rules about wrestling, and I just clicked over here now and there's one here on the IWC. Awesome. I'll probably be back here all day checking out the updates rather than working. For whatever reason I can't get enough of this types of lists. Funny work, guys. ;D
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Hank Scorpio
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Feb 8, 2007 7:33:18 GMT -5
Infested with what? Herpes? Ew Koala bears, it's the cutest infestation ever! You sir win my love for the rest of the day I love koala bears, but why do they have to be so far away from me? |
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Post by ilggant on Feb 8, 2007 7:44:54 GMT -5
Koala bears, it's the cutest infestation ever! You sir win my love for the rest of the day I love koala bears, but why do they have to be so far away from me? we need to ship a few over, and I will apprehend one (see my sig) |
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
It's Just a Ride
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 8, 2007 7:47:32 GMT -5
You sir win my love for the rest of the day I love koala bears, but why do they have to be so far away from me? we need to ship a few over, and I will apprehend one (see my sig) Now that I've gotten us off track, I must say him using the word "apprehend" really sells the joke for me. It's so awesome, I can't explain it in words. |
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Post by ilggant on Feb 8, 2007 7:57:25 GMT -5
Hedberg is my god. and he should be yours too.
Too bad he couldn't make it at Backlash
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Lt. Palumbo
Hank Scorpio
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Feb 8, 2007 8:10:21 GMT -5
we need to ship a few over, and I will apprehend one (see my sig) Now that I've gotten us off track, I must say him using the word "apprehend" really sells the joke for me. It's so awesome, I can't explain it in words. His delivery, his vocabulary, everything is perfect I even love the go nowhere jokes |
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I don't get it. At all. It's kind of a small horse, I mean what am I missing? Am I crazy?
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 8, 2007 8:20:42 GMT -5
Here's a new rule: Vince is evil. It doesnt matter when he does do good things, he is evil....EVIL, I tell you!!!  |
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Post by skskillz on Feb 8, 2007 9:12:51 GMT -5
As long as we're generalizing:
- Royal Rumble 1992 was the greatest PPV in the history of modern television, and had the greatest roster in the history of any sport in any time period (even though it didn't have the stars that 1989 and 1990 had).
- When it doubt, blame Hogan. Brian Pillman leaves WCW? He didn't want to get buried by Hogan. Vader doesn't get pushed in the WWF? Because Hogan no sold his powerbomb IN A DIFFERENT COMPANY! Why was Bam Bam's pushed halted in 1987? Because Hogan was jealous (still don't understand this one). Shawn Michaels acts like a crybaby prick after Summerslam 2005? Hogan asked for it. I was late on my credit card payments last month? Hogan somehow manipulated the situation. Rinse and repeat.
- If you were born in 1992, you will probably talk about an event in 1988 as if you were there to witness it.
- Talk bad about the Diva Search. Call the Divas no talent bimbos (which they are). But then, at the end of the day, put those same talentless bimbos in your signatures and dedicate 20 page threads to them.
- Being a prick or rotten human being only matters when you have "bad workrate" (see Warrior). If you have good workrate, it's overlooked (see Shawn Michaels).
That's it for now. Generalizing smarks in the morning is kind of fun.
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Post by Loki on Feb 8, 2007 9:32:10 GMT -5
As long as we're generalizing: - Royal Rumble 1992 was the greatest PPV in the history of modern television, and had the greatest roster in the history of any sport in any time period (even though it didn't have the stars that 1989 and 1990 had). - When it doubt, blame Hogan. Brian Pillman leaves WCW? He didn't want to get buried by Hogan. Vader doesn't get pushed in the WWF? Because Hogan no sold his powerbomb IN A DIFFERENT COMPANY! Why was Bam Bam's pushed halted in 1987? Because Hogan was jealous (still don't understand this one). Shawn Michaels acts like a crybaby prick after Summerslam 2005? Hogan asked for it. I was late on my credit card payments last month? Hogan somehow manipulated the situation. Rinse and repeat. - If you were born in 1992, you will probably talk about an event in 1988 as if you were there to witness it. - Talk bad about the Diva Search. Call the Divas no talent bimbos (which they are). But then, at the end of the day, put those same talentless bimbos in your signatures and dedicate 20 page threads to them. - Being a prick or rotten human being only matters when you have "bad workrate" (see Warrior). If you have good workrate, it's overlooked (see Shawn Michaels). That's it for now. Generalizing smarks in the morning is kind of fun. Seconded! ;D |
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Post by joeman on Feb 8, 2007 9:37:15 GMT -5
Just woke up and I thought this thread wasn't going to last as long as it did. The number count stop so I will just use "-"
-Whatever Dave Meltzer says it's true and he is only source for insider news
-Rajah is a piece of crap
-A few years from now Cena is will be cheered as a great champion, much like the Rock was.
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Post by #Classic Hi-Definition X on Feb 8, 2007 9:40:14 GMT -5
- Thou shalt hate John Cena.
- Thou shalt hate Randy Orton.
- Thou shalt hate Bobby Lashley (aka the new Internet Whipping Boy).
- Thou shalt not hate Chris Benoit.
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Post by Skeleton Crew on Feb 8, 2007 9:55:36 GMT -5
- Smackdown is better than Raw even though Raw has more viewers and is higher rated each week.
-Using the words IWC,Boom Period,Smark etc makes you and your post look more important.
- C.M. Punk must never lose or he is being buried.
- Bury anyone over 30 because they are holding down the "young" guys even though "Boom" periods are caused by the guys over "30"(Austin,Hogan,Nash,Hall ETC).
- Ecw is a failure because it averages a 1.4 rating or higher even though the "Old ECW" never averaged more than a 1.0 rating very often.
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