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Post by amsiraK on Feb 8, 2007 10:02:10 GMT -5
The first rule about IWC is don't talk about IWC.
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Post by joeman on Feb 8, 2007 10:07:36 GMT -5
-If you want to show how John Cena is a bad worker, post a video of a match in 2005 and ignore anything before and after that year.
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Post by Widow's Peak on Feb 8, 2007 10:29:12 GMT -5
Older wrestlers should always job to younger talent, unless that older wrestler is Ric Flair or an ECW Original.
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Post by JoshWoodrumGreaterThanHBK on Feb 8, 2007 11:04:45 GMT -5
I'd just like to say... that anyone who thinks that ROH is better than WWE is f***ING.....(stupid goddamn filters) stupid!
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Post by MGH on Feb 8, 2007 11:26:48 GMT -5
I'd just like to say... that anyone who thinks that ROH is better than WWE is waxING.....(stupid goddamn filters) stupid! Man, you love flaming people and magically getting away with it don't you?
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Feb 8, 2007 18:14:45 GMT -5
I'd just like to say... that anyone who thinks that ROH is better than WWE is waxING.....(stupid goddamn filters) stupid! If enjoying in-ring product and good wrestlers, some of whom came from my state, is stupid, then send me to a mentally challenged clinic or something.
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Post by MGH on Feb 8, 2007 18:21:40 GMT -5
I'd just like to say... that anyone who thinks that ROH is better than WWE is waxING.....(stupid goddamn filters) stupid! If enjoying in-ring product and good wrestlers, some of whom came from my state, is stupid, then send me to a mentally challenged clinic or something. I've never been happier to be f***ing stupid in this case.
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Post by 'Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada on Feb 8, 2007 18:22:48 GMT -5
I must be the biggest f***ing moron on the planet, because I think ROH is tremendous.
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The Line
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Post by The Line on Feb 8, 2007 18:30:54 GMT -5
I must be the biggest waxing moron on the planet, because I think ROH is tremendous. no, I think that honor may go to Hmark
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Post by balmudo on Feb 8, 2007 18:36:19 GMT -5
Thou shalt pull out a random hosses name from a drum of weight-gain powder and for the next 3 months start multiple threads on said hoss praising them for being cool and zany. Photoshop-savvy interneters can doctor photos of hoss with a wacky hat of their choice if they wish.
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Post by chunkylover53 on Feb 8, 2007 21:38:35 GMT -5
Every wrestler who dies should be in the Hall of Fame.
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BRV
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wants him some Taco Flavored Kisses.
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Post by BRV on Feb 8, 2007 21:44:21 GMT -5
16) Anyone who doesn't agree that Bret Hart is the greatest of all time does not deserve to be watching wrestling. And thus, the Eleventh Commandment was created.
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Post by spiderlady on Feb 8, 2007 21:53:56 GMT -5
-Jump on a bandwagon as soon as it appears (Snitsky, Mickie, Cryme Tyme, Boogeyman, Umaga, Highlanders) and promptly denounce it a few weeks later.
-Love Chris Jericho and the Rock
-Insult a RAW segment as soon as it starts and sheepishly admit it wasn't so bad after it ends
-Insult Candice Michelle and Melina and praise Maria
-Like Shawn Michaels in the ring but dismiss him as an ass outside of the ring [note: this is especially relevant while discussing the Screwjob]
And, most importantly...
Everything is better in Japan.
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The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Feb 8, 2007 22:03:28 GMT -5
-Jump on a bandwagon as soon as it appears (Snitsky, Mickie, Cryme Tyme, Boogeyman, Umaga, Highlanders) and promptly denounce it a few weeks later. -Love Chris Jericho and the Rock -Insult a RAW segment as soon as it starts and sheepishly admit it wasn't so bad after it ends -Insult Candice Michelle and Melina and praise Maria -Like Shawn Michaels in the ring but dismiss him as an ass outside of the ring [note: this is especially relevant while discussing the Screwjob] And, most importantly... Everything is better in Japan. About the one with Rock and Jericho, you make it sound like they are unlikeable to begin with, marks and smarks alike are big fans of each. The last one I agree with,and to add (not sure if it has already), but there is some rule that American wrestlers cannot use Japanese moves for some reason without being bashed all to hell for it.
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Post by ThereIsNoAbsurdistOnlyZuul on Feb 8, 2007 22:09:46 GMT -5
Koala bears, it's the cutest infestation ever! You sir win my love for the rest of the day I love koala bears, but why do they have to be so far away from me? Because you love koala bears.
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"Hollywood" Cactus Matt
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You couldn't ask for a better custom title!
How do you spell "Goddess"? C-H-R-I-S-T-Y!
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Feb 8, 2007 22:12:30 GMT -5
You sir win my love for the rest of the day I love koala bears, but why do they have to be so far away from me? Because you love koala bears. "Luv" koala bears?
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Wooo
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Post by Agent P on Feb 8, 2007 22:24:22 GMT -5
-Every wrestler you dislike must be fired
-You must pick between The Simpsons OR Family Guy. You can't like both.
-Chris Benoit is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
-The Original ECW was way better then the New ECW
-Bobby Heenan is the best commentator of all time.
-5 minutes after a gimmick debuts it is either the greatest gimmick of all time, or immediate WrestleCrap.
-Edge should have Main Evented WrestleMania 22
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Post by spiderlady on Feb 8, 2007 22:33:07 GMT -5
-Jump on a bandwagon as soon as it appears (Snitsky, Mickie, Cryme Tyme, Boogeyman, Umaga, Highlanders) and promptly denounce it a few weeks later. -Love Chris Jericho and the Rock -Insult a RAW segment as soon as it starts and sheepishly admit it wasn't so bad after it ends -Insult Candice Michelle and Melina and praise Maria -Like Shawn Michaels in the ring but dismiss him as an ass outside of the ring [note: this is especially relevant while discussing the Screwjob] And, most importantly... Everything is better in Japan. About the one with Rock and Jericho, you make it sound like they are unlikeable to begin with, marks and smarks alike are big fans of each. The last one I agree with,and to add (not sure if it has already), but there is some rule that American wrestlers cannot use Japanese moves for some reason without being bashed all to hell for it. Oh, I just meant to say that the Rock and Jericho are universally loved on internet boards. I'm a big Y2J fan and I think that the Rock is one of the best guys on the mic. It just seems like they are two of the most over guys on the boards because they also represent a more successful time for the business.
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erisi236
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Not good! Not good! Not good!
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Post by erisi236 on Feb 8, 2007 22:37:58 GMT -5
- every single thing ever said on every wrestling board ever in the entire history of the Internet.
Are we done pretending that the "IWC" is just one single person who changes his mind every ten seconds yet?
No?
Ok, carry on.
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Post by kitsunestar on Feb 8, 2007 23:26:18 GMT -5
- Anyone who doesn't love CM Punk is a retarded sheep who'll never appreciate wrestling and wastes all their money on Cena merchandise.
But wait! I don't own any Cena merchandise....
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