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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 9, 2007 1:52:05 GMT -5
Did you just double dip the chip?
Huh?
You dipped it, took a bite, then dipped it again!
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Post by The Line on Feb 9, 2007 1:52:48 GMT -5
I can't believe you want to bring in an extra bed for a woman who wants to sleep with you. Why don't you bring in an extra guy too?!
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Post by The Line on Feb 9, 2007 1:57:16 GMT -5
Women know what men want, men know what men want. What do we want? We want women!
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 9, 2007 1:57:20 GMT -5
Duke, would you consider yourself... sponge-worthy?
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Post by The Line on Feb 9, 2007 1:59:36 GMT -5
I think to a man, a check is like a note from your mother that says "I don't have any money, but if you'll contact these people, I'm sure they'll stick up for me... If you just trust me this one time I don't have any money but I have these... I wrote on these... is this of any value at all?
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Post by The Line on Feb 9, 2007 2:00:57 GMT -5
It was like I was makin' a prison break. You know... and I'm... I'm heading for the wall... and I trip and I twist my ankle... and they throw that light on you. So, somehow I get through the crying and I keep running. Then the cursing started. She's firing at me from the guard towers. Son-of-a-bang... son-of-a-boom. I get to the top of the wall - the front door. I open it up, I'm one-foot away, I take one last look around the penitentiary, and I jumped.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 9, 2007 2:01:36 GMT -5
I am Master of My Domain.
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Post by The Line on Feb 9, 2007 2:04:29 GMT -5
You know, when you read "Moby Dick" the second time Ahab and the whale become good friends.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 9, 2007 2:05:51 GMT -5
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKIN' ME THIRSTY!!!
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Post by The Line on Feb 9, 2007 2:06:40 GMT -5
These peas are bursting with country fresh flavor.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 9, 2007 2:07:43 GMT -5
Ya know what Jerry is in Indian? Jugdish. Good night, JUGDISH!!!!
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Post by The Line on Feb 9, 2007 2:10:11 GMT -5
Anyone who would laugh at a recital is probably some sort of lunatic anyway. I mean, only a sick, twisted mind could be that rude and ignorant
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Feb 9, 2007 2:11:28 GMT -5
She's a two face, Jerry?
Like the Batman villian?
*sigh* If that helps you.
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Post by wwefan78 on Feb 9, 2007 9:00:23 GMT -5
Here are my contributions on unwritten IWC rules:
1. IWC believes everything "wrestling newssites" report allthough there is no way to be sure if their "scoops" are true unless a wrestler or WWE confirms it.
2. IWC wants all matches to be 30 min wrestlingclinics even if you can get by with half the time and effort and still sell PPV:s and draw ratings.
3. IWC bashes wrestlers with few moves or subpar wrestling ability even if they are over and draws which businesswise is all that matters.
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Post by BHB on Feb 9, 2007 9:25:00 GMT -5
Well after observing the behavior of the internet fans, I come up with rules that illustrate the way the IWC works. Feel free to add 1. If the favorite loses a match, he is being buried. 2. If a favorite is being in midcard matches after maineventing one time, he is being depushed 3. If a guy from WCW goes to the WWE and never wins the world title, then his tenture was flopped. 4. Anything recent is crap, the old times were good(despite being as bad at times) 5. The fans cheer for Cena now because they booed him in the past caved in and stop fighting. 6. ROH is the best wrestling company in the world, bar none. 7. Triple H has backstage power and has buried everyone in 2003. 8. Hogan has backstaged power and refuses to job. 9. Snitsky is awesome, despite being a hoss that the smarks despise. 10. Cena only learns 5 moves of doom while can come out of a good match. I agree with these.
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Post by skskillz on Feb 9, 2007 9:51:17 GMT -5
2. IWC wants all matches to be 30 min wrestlingclinics even if you can get by with half the time and effort and still sell PPV:s and draw ratings. 3. IWC bashes wrestlers with few moves or subpar wrestling ability even if they are over and draws which businesswise is all that matters. Agreed. That's a jealousy issue though, IMO. Hogan, Warrior, Andre, Piper, Goldberg, etc, drew money by not having to do much in the ring, and people here can't stand it.
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Post by Rockhound on Feb 9, 2007 10:06:44 GMT -5
I don't watch the ECW show and haven't seen C.M. Punk wrestle for 5 seconds but must say c'mon, dude. He jobbed to Bob freaking Holly.
Oh, and while we're on the subject from a few posts back...
Is it The Bro or The Manizier?
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Post by MGH on Feb 9, 2007 10:16:28 GMT -5
first things first. Every person on this forum is in the IWC. Everyone here is a smark. Secondly, the IWC is not some secret group that all thinks the same way. We all think differently. Thats like saying "Every American likes..." or "Every Canadian is.....". Its a false generalization. Thirdly, being in the IWC is NOT a bad thing.
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Post by MGH on Feb 9, 2007 10:28:31 GMT -5
Here are my contributions on unwritten IWC rules: 1. IWC believes everything "wrestling newssites" report allthough there is no way to be sure if their "scoops" are true unless a wrestler or WWE confirms it. . Man, you REALLY haven't being paying attention around here lately.
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Post by The Jeebus on Feb 9, 2007 10:41:14 GMT -5
To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box.
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