IWC unwritten rules

[Agent P]

George: (jokingly) So, whaddya say? You know, you'll always be the only man I'll ever love.
Jerry: What's the matter with you?
George: (quietly) C'mon, go along...
Jerry: I'm not "going along". I can just see you in Berlin in 1939 goose-stepping past me: "C'mon Jerry, go along, go along!"

George: I guess it can't hurt him... People eat pounds of those things.
Jerry: They eat them, they don't put them next to vital organs in their abdominal cavity!

[The Jeebus]

Jerry: She lives with her parents.
George: Really? Maybe this will become like a cool thing, living with your parents.
Jerry: Yeah, then maybe baldness will catch on.

[Spankymac is sick of the swiss]

Who turns down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's DELICIOUS.

[Nite-Owl Marks For Bloc Party]

angryfan said:

thebluedevil said:

first things first. Every person on this forum is in the IWC. Everyone here is a smark.

Secondly, the IWC is not some secret group that all thinks the same way. We all think differently. Thats like saying "Every American likes..." or "Every Canadian is.....". Its a false generalization.

Thirdly, being in the IWC is NOT a bad thing.

Wait, wait, we're not a secret organization? That what the HELL am I supposed to do with fifteen cases of decoder rings?

Are the decoder rings multicoloured or do they have there indivuial colour? because if they do I want a red one.