HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN'S perfect ECW opponent?

[DrBackflipsHoffman]

It's not like Sid took up too much time in ECW anyway - just guest spots destroying people.

[amsiraK]

I'd love him coming back just for promos.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

karisma888 said:

I'd love him coming back just for promos.

Just imagine a Sid/Terry Funk standoff

Sid: WELL...I'M BACK....and I bet everyone wants to know where I've been...

Funk: Sid, I know where you've been, now dammit, I want you to tell me, tell these people, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?

Sid: IF YOU KNOW, OLD MAN, WHY SHOULD I TELL YOU!?

Funk: BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW, SID! YOU SON OF A W***E WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

Sid: ......WELL DAMMIT NOW I DONT REMEMBER!

[hollywood]

I've always had a soft spot for Sid ever since he told me he'd go back and fight Goldberg just for me even though everyone was booing him at a WCW house show in Louisville.

[skskillz]

karisma888 said:

I'm pretty sure it would be the loudest "boo" ever heard. So, if that counts as a pop...

Do you actually believe that if Hogan came unannounced to the original ECW arena that he would get booed? Seriously?

The arena would simulataneously orgasm; just like they did when any reasonably big name would show up in their little promotion (Rude, Dusty, Pillman, etc).

[JoshWoodrumGreaterThanHBK]

I agree.... Hogan would get such a loud pop and the fans would have so many orgasms that noone would be able to walk for days cause the pain in thier groins

[hollywood]

I say make a Hogan/Lashley match, and give Hogan the title. It's not like it matters, anyway.

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

Sure put Hogan over Lashley, but, please no more talk of orgasms.

[skskillz]

godz said:

Sure put Hogan over Lashley, but, please no more talk of orgasms.

I'd prefer Hogan over CM Punk, just to see the reaction of this forum.

And I apologize for the orgasm reference. I had to choke on my own bile before typing that statement out initially (the mental image of ECW fans and orgasm is not good).

[hollywood]

skskillz said:

godz said:

Sure put Hogan over Lashley, but, please no more talk of orgasms.

I'd prefer Hogan over CM Punk, just to see the reaction of this forum.

And I apologize for the orgasm reference. I had to choke on my own bile before typing that statement out initially (the mental image of ECW fans and orgasm is not good).

I'd love it to be Hogan, then after a decent title run, let Hogan drop it to Punk. Why not? It's not like the belt means any more than the Women's Title anyway?

[The Boss]

godz said:

Sure put Hogan over Lashley, but, please no more talk of orgasms.

Reading that post with that Hank Hill avatar just made bust out laughing.

[Chris Decker-The Wild Rover]

please, can we end this. i beg you

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

skskillz said:

godz said:

Sure put Hogan over Lashley, but, please no more talk of orgasms.

I'd prefer Hogan over CM Punk, just to see the reaction of this forum.

And I apologize for the orgasm reference. I had to choke on my own bile before typing that statement out initially (the mental image of ECW fans and orgasm is not good).

Oh, me too, I wonder how many suicide threads would pop up in Off Topic when Hogan no-sells the spinning backslap, Hulks Up to get out of the Anaconda Vice and plants Punk and Legdrops him 1 2 3 for his first ECW title defense after beating Lashley.

Seriously, would Hogan be that much worse than Lash-hole at this point?

[JoshWoodrumGreaterThanHBK]

I'd MARK so hard if Hogan dominated Punk than showed up at ROH and beat the whole roster in like five minutes

[The Boss]

hollywood said:

skskillz said:

I'd prefer Hogan over CM Punk, just to see the reaction of this forum.

And I apologize for the orgasm reference. I had to choke on my own bile before typing that statement out initially (the mental image of ECW fans and orgasm is not good).

I'd love it to be Hogan, then after a decent title run, let Hogan drop it to Punk. Why not? It's not like the belt means any more than the Women's Title anyway?

It's too bad that Big Show had to drop the belt due to injury. I would have really liked to have seen HOLLYWOOD HULK HOGAN body slam and defeat him for the ECW World title at WrestleMania.

[Deleted]

godz said:

Seriously, would Hogan be that much worse than Lash-hole at this point?

A guy that jobs to microphones or a guy that only jobs to his couch?

I'll take the guy that jobs to microphones. He can at least move.

[hollywood]

joshwoodrum said:

I'd MARK so hard if Hogan dominated Punk than showed up at ROH and beat the whole roster in like five minutes

Did a ROHbot beat you up in high school?

[Johnny Danger (Godz)]

hollywood said:

joshwoodrum said:

I'd MARK so hard if Hogan dominated Punk than showed up at ROH and beat the whole roster in like five minutes

Did a ROHbot beat you up in high school?

Don't mind him. He's just mad ROH banned him from their shows.

(You mean Josh ISN'T Green Lantern Fan? Oh.)

[Chris Decker-The Wild Rover]

godz said:

hollywood said:

Did a ROHbot beat you up in high school?

Don't mind him. He's just mad ROH banned him from their shows.

(You mean Josh ISN'T Green Lantern Fan? Oh.)

close enough

[MGH]

godz said:

hollywood said:

Did a ROHbot beat you up in high school?

Don't mind him. He's just mad ROH banned him from their shows.

(You mean Josh ISN'T Green Lantern Fan? Oh.)

Wouldn't be shocked.