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Post by FCVDave on Sept 10, 2007 17:49:18 GMT -5
At D2D Matt Striker had is face printed on the back of his trunks.
Joey styles says something to the effect of: "And you have to wonder about a man that wants to sit on his own face"
Then him and Tazz start laughing.
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Post by drjayphd (feat. Pitbull) on Sept 10, 2007 17:54:29 GMT -5
And here's a chestnut from the 1998 Rumble:
Jerry Lawler: Just look at the idiots that are in this ring right now. Chainsaw, Mosh, Cactus Jack. I feel like calling "Unsolved Mysteries" and saying "Hey, I found everybody."
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Post by Psy on Sept 10, 2007 18:11:42 GMT -5
Posted earlier:
(Talking about Alex Wright) "His mother told me when he was eight months old he sat up in his crib and said 'Headlock.' "
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Post by shiranui on Sept 10, 2007 18:26:24 GMT -5
Jr - AND REMEMBER GUYS HE SINGLE! or something to that effect. "He's single, fellas!" Also, the time when someone gave Nicole Bass a low blow at an ECW event... Joey Styles: "SHE GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS!!"
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Sept 10, 2007 18:41:12 GMT -5
*During Perry Saturn's Moppy gimmick.*
Jim Ross: Maybe it has some kind of sentimental value. Paul Heyman: ...It's a mop!
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Post by Bret Hart Rules on Sept 10, 2007 18:43:35 GMT -5
Heenan was funny as hell. One I remember was at a Royal Rumble (I forget which) that went like this: Heenan: I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. Monsoon: I'm out of here. Heenan: Don't go yet, I gotta ask you another question.
Also his Brain Scan (Instant replays where he draws on the screen) after the Yokozuna Vs. Virgil match from Survivor Series 92 is awesome and went along these lines. (Picture is freeze framed on Yokozuna in mid legdrop) Heenan: Take a look at the size of this drumstick (Draws a drumstick style shape around his leg). Landing on the mashed potato here (Draws some lines over where Virgil is.)
Also a big mention for Johnny Polo as he was great on commentary. Monsoon: It's a knock down, drag out affair here. Polo: I'm a have to go one better than you Gorilla. It's a knock down, drag out, rock n' roll party in the street.
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Post by Arturo Classico on Sept 10, 2007 18:46:13 GMT -5
*During Perry Saturn's Moppy gimmick.*Jim Ross: Maybe it has some kind of sentimental value. Paul Heyman: ...It's a mop! Another great Heyman quote was when Vince was degrading Trish by making her strip and act like a dog and as she was stripping he said the most classic line I've ever heard: Paul Heyman: Well we're here in Washington, and we're gonna see Bush! So hilarious! I laughed for minutes after that! I miss Paul E!
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Sept 10, 2007 18:51:12 GMT -5
Paul E. - my favourite colour commentator EVER. Classic quotes all the time, and he put over EVERYONE, even those who ran out on ECW, even those who he must think have no talent.
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Post by MVP = Ballin.222 on Sept 10, 2007 18:53:47 GMT -5
Heenan made me laugh several times as a young kid. Can't remember many exact qoutes.
"Khali's doing the robot" Michael Cole on Khali's Punjabi Celebration dance is good. And of course Lita jerking Edge off...............the ladder always makes me laugh. JR predicting the future? I dont knoooooooooow!
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Post by Well, Youre Wrong on Sept 10, 2007 19:02:32 GMT -5
Anytime Heenan spoke.
and JR's: YOU AINT THE KING OF NUTHIN'~! a few weeks back
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Post by Funkyjumbo on Sept 10, 2007 19:06:04 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan + Royal Rumble 1992
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Post by DeuceDominoMark on Sept 10, 2007 19:06:24 GMT -5
Didn't JBL say last Friday:
"Look, Khali is dog butt ugly..."
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Post by odor31 on Sept 10, 2007 19:07:41 GMT -5
My favorite one is when Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire were coming down to the ring and Fink announced them at say a combined weight of 550...and Ventura said, WOW, there is no way the American Dream weighs 150 pounds...followed by a classic "will you stop" from "Gino"
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Post by infrared on Sept 10, 2007 19:10:37 GMT -5
Cyrus as a colour commentator back in ECW. He was one of those commentators that kept dropping insiders terms just for the hell of it.
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Post by Dean-o on Sept 10, 2007 19:13:58 GMT -5
ANY TIME heel Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon did commentary. "Will you stop?" PRICELESS!
I also remember when Crush turned heel and attacked Randy Savage by dropping him face first on the metal guard rail. Savage had reported damage to his mouth. The next week, Heenan asks the fans to act like Savage...
"Kids, I want you all to hold your tounge out and say 'The man in the ring is Crush. He's the man who bit my tounge' "
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Post by JD Turk on Sept 10, 2007 20:07:00 GMT -5
Is there a Bobby Heenan tribute video on youtube or anything ?
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Post by Rorschach on Sept 10, 2007 23:23:09 GMT -5
I don't know if this has been mentioned, but I always loved JR's sly jabs at Patterson's sexual orientation. Like how JR would say that he heard that Pat had had some great "rear end work" done down at the Briscoe Brothers Body shop......
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Post by Schemer on Sept 11, 2007 0:20:58 GMT -5
Anytime Heenan or JBL open their mouths it's priceless... The bad thing for JBL is that he doesn't have someone as good as Gorilla was to work with. If there was a decent play-by-play man like Monsoon with JBL, it would be just as good as Bobby.
Heenan and JBL... Imagine the two of them and Monsoon in the middle?... I would mark until I blew chunks.
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Post by casualobserver on Sept 11, 2007 0:30:42 GMT -5
JBL when Teddy Long forced Booker to defend his title against Batista for the umpteenth time: "TEDDY LONG IS A RACIST!"
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Post by HRH The KING on Sept 11, 2007 0:36:45 GMT -5
Always laughed when Jesse/Heenan and Gorilla were commentating.
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