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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Sept 11, 2007 1:46:02 GMT -5
Anytime Monsoon and Ventura did commentary together, I laughed a lot of times at their arguments and/or discussions. Also, whenever commentators use the "serious voice" for an angle, I laugh hysterically at that, like when Austin supposedly was knocked over the bridge by The Rock. JBL making Michael Cole sound and look like an idiot every week is also good, and makes me smile.
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Post by Stotty on Sept 11, 2007 4:22:30 GMT -5
This thread rocks my socks
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Post by jpschampagne on Sept 11, 2007 4:29:48 GMT -5
Vince: Just look at Razor with all that gold dripping off his neck!
King: Yeah, there's something dripping off of his hair, too.
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Post by Sharpy Snow on Sept 11, 2007 4:49:19 GMT -5
(During a Finlay/Regal match after saying something to do with football) JBL: I was watching the World Cup in Germany this week. Cole: Oh? So they actually let you back into the country. (Refering to a certain taunt made in a German houseshow) (JBL is for once left speachless)
I think it was nice for Cole to FINALLY get his own shot in ;D
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Post by "Nature Boy" Ric Moranis on Sept 11, 2007 4:54:18 GMT -5
1993 WCW: Jesse "The Body" Ventura & Tony Schiavone trying to announce anything involving "The Shockmaster" after his botched debut. Considering that WCW tried to save face by making Fred Ottman look like a clutz, it seemed like a plan, Jesse & Tony weren't acting when they continued to always legimately laugh and crack up at the fat man.
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Post by hulkblood on Sept 11, 2007 6:16:18 GMT -5
at summerslam 92 taker comes in on the hearse. Heenan: look at the idiot the steering wheels on the wrong side.
Jerry Lawler: (on tazz) He looked a lot bigger on the lucky charms box
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 11, 2007 7:21:14 GMT -5
Royal Rumble 2007:
Cole: "The Hardys now ganging up on Edge." JBL: "Because he stole all their girlfriends!"
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Post by Just Jay on Sept 11, 2007 9:24:02 GMT -5
Couple of JBL quotes to go with the Heenan ones...
JBL: The Miz makes Gerry Brisco roll around in his grave...and Gerry Brisco is not even dead.
(in reference to Josh Mathews) JBL: Why is he employed here? GOD do we employ some idiots.
(Miz and Funaki are wrestling) JBL: What a match--we a got two guys who can't speak English.
(Miz wins with his finisheer) JBL: The Mizzard of Oz. The what? Mother of god almighty. Oh man...
JBL: I don't understand what Armando Ali Baba Estrada is thinking. You'll never get over with a suit and a stupid white hat.
Cole: Yeah okay, look at you.
JBL: What?
Oh JBL. A god amongst men.
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Post by Bub (BLM) on Sept 11, 2007 9:39:56 GMT -5
Joey Styles, ECW One Night Stand:
"He just crushed the man's balls! *long pause* I'm being told that I can't say 'balls'. I'm sorry if I offended anyone by saying... 'balls'."
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Sept 11, 2007 10:00:00 GMT -5
Heenan: "I tell ya, there's nothing like coming to see a WWF event live, its fun for the whole family. You can even bring the dog, so Mike McGuirk has something to do at intermission."
Savage: "Oooh man, I wouldn't have said that."
Heenan: "Why would you, I did!"
Its on the Bashed In The USA tape, I think during Michaels/Virgil.
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Post by rrm15 on Sept 11, 2007 10:09:28 GMT -5
Last night on RAW when Vince found out his kid was white:
"Al Sharpton just breathed a sigh of relief".
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Post by nerdinitupagain on Sept 11, 2007 10:12:49 GMT -5
I'm SO glad no one has used this yet...
Heyman: Hebnar ring the bell! Why isn't he ringing the bell? Ross: Well he hasn't given up yet! Heyman: WELL THAT NEVER STOPPED HIM BEFORE, DID IT?!
I fell over on the ground laughing and rewound that 5 times because of the amazing quality of it.
The Styles/Gertner and Styles/Callis teams were hillarious because of the way they interacted and how Joey would just get so frustrated with them.
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Post by pathogen on Sept 11, 2007 10:36:29 GMT -5
I'm SO glad no one has used this yet... Heyman: Hebnar ring the bell! Why isn't he ringing the bell? Ross: Well he hasn't given up yet! Heyman: WELL THAT NEVER STOPPED HIM BEFORE, DID IT?! . I'd forgotten all about that, pure comedy genius is Paul Heyman. Why is he unemployed again?
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Sept 11, 2007 13:17:15 GMT -5
Because he's original, good at what he does, and puts everyone over. When really, he should be regurgitating the same old crap, be bad at what he does, and only put certain people over.
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Sept 11, 2007 18:50:10 GMT -5
Another Hayman classic...
Hayman: They had nine months, and CHRISTIAN is the best name they could come up with?! That would be like my parents naming me Jew.
And one more for the road...
(Forgot who): *Says something in French*
JBL: I think he just surrendered.
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Post by thesunbeast on Sept 11, 2007 23:32:06 GMT -5
Bobby Heenan: "Have you ever seen Mr. Wonderful in better shape than he is right now?!"
Gorilla Monsoon: "Yes, I have."
Heenan: "When?"
Monsoon: "Oh, about two years ago...."
LOL.
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Post by casualobserver on Sept 12, 2007 0:13:46 GMT -5
Monsoon: "Being a former Intercontinental Champion, even you have to agree, Brain, that The Texas Tornado is one of the most accomplished wrestlers here in the WWF today." Heenan: "He needs a haircut!"
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 12, 2007 0:18:21 GMT -5
Any time Heenan opened his mouth. and to give credit where credit is due Monsoon was the perfect foil for him.
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Post by mo on Sept 12, 2007 0:41:40 GMT -5
Jerry Lawler at Royal Rumble 98 whenever he laughs at Terry Funk for missing the moonsault and Owen Hart for falling down as he goes to the back, hilarious
And JBL getting after Michael Cole for saying he enjoyed rollerskating when he was younger or whatever: "APOLOGIZE TO YOUR PARENTS!"
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 12, 2007 0:51:57 GMT -5
I can't remember it offhand, but in the 1992 Royal Rumble, when Heenan immediately reversed course on Ric Flair's strategy after Gorilla Monsoon clarified the rules. EDIT: This wasn't it, but it was great: (Rowdy Roddy Piper has just pulled Jake "The Snake" Roberts off of Ric Flair) Heenan: I never thought I'd say this, but thank you Piper. It's a kilt. It's not a skirt, it's a kilt. (Piper then nails Flair) Heenan: You no good creep! You skirt-wearing freak! It's not a kilt, it's a skirt. It's not fair to Flair
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