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Post by sdoyle7798 on Sept 12, 2007 0:55:25 GMT -5
Another Hayman classic... Heyman: They had nine months, and CHRISTIAN is the best name they could come up with?! That would be like my parents naming me Jew. Thank you for nearly causing the end of my life. I was drinking water at the time I read that, and almost choked to death from laughing and swallowing at the same time. ;D
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Post by PTBartman on Sept 12, 2007 1:30:29 GMT -5
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Post by Moonwalkin' Capt. Crow on Sept 12, 2007 1:51:09 GMT -5
Anything with Monsoon and Heenan together is a laugh fest....but one of my top favorites comes from WCW...the night where Hogan turns heel and joins the nWo...
"Hulk Hogan you can go to hell..."
It is said so quickly and without emotion (by Good ol' Tony S.) that it seems more like making fun of Hogan than being mad at him...
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Post by DrewVonAwesome on Sept 12, 2007 2:30:18 GMT -5
Another Hayman classic... Heyman: They had nine months, and CHRISTIAN is the best name they could come up with?! That would be like my parents naming me Jew. Thank you for nearly causing the end of my life. I was drinking water at the time I read that, and almost choked to death from laughing and swallowing at the same time. ;D Good to know I almost ended a life today... for the second time... <_< >_> what? What are you looking at? Alright another one Wrestlemania 22: JR: I like Lashley, his tougher then a two dollar steak... Tazz: How much is a two dollar steak anyways? Lawyer: Buck ninety-nine...
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Sept 12, 2007 2:39:51 GMT -5
Brain: Did you know that Tito's sister is singing "America the Beautiful? Gorrilla: She is? Brain: Yeah. Arriba McEntire.
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Post by mainsupreme on Sept 12, 2007 6:17:37 GMT -5
heenan: do you know how the undertaker got his urn? monsoon: no heenan: he EARNED it
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Sept 12, 2007 6:52:53 GMT -5
Anything with Monsoon and Heenan together is a laugh fest....but one of my top favorites comes from WCW...the night where Hogan turns heel and joins the nWo... "Hulk Hogan you can go to hell..." It is said so quickly and without emotion (by Good ol' Tony S.) that it seems more like making fun of Hogan than being mad at him... ...Straight to hell
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mesmancer
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Post by mesmancer on Sept 12, 2007 7:31:34 GMT -5
Brain: Did you know that Tito's sister is singing "America the Beautiful? Gorrilla: She is? Brain: Yeah. Arriba McEntire. It went like this if I remember correctly: Brian: Boy can Tito's sister belt one out Monsoon: Will you stop! Brain: That's Arriba McEntire Some more: (Okerlund tries to explain Golf) Okerlund: "It's very important, first of all, to address the ball." Brain: "Hello, ball!" "Wouldn't you classify that 20 members of the Hart family living together is classified as a ghetto." Brain: "I hope the director doesn't show the Hart family anymore." McMahon: "Why?" Brain: "Oh, the phone will be ringing off the hook over at 'America's Most Wanted.'" Brain: "You're a fun guy. First you go to Tiger Stadium when there's no baseball. Then you go to the car factory on a Saturday when there's people laid off. Maybe tommorrow we can go to the park and watch grass grow." (describing Arrogance) Brain: "I put a little behind my ear the other day. I got on a flight on American Airlines. The flight attendants were all over me. The next flight was even better. They had lady stewardesses." (At WCW Saturday Night, when Jean-Paul Leveque threw Jobber out of the Ring) Brain: "Hey, when you hit the floor, keep it down. I'm talking." Heenan: "Hey Vince, you know what Virgil did after winning the Million Dollar belt?" Vince: "Celebrated I believe." Heenan: "Yeah, he went and got it bronzed." Heenan: "Who do you like?" Ross: "I don't know." Heenan: "Of course not, you're from Oklahoma." Ross: "I used to wear bib overalls back in grade school." Brain: "Toughest 18 years of your life, huh?" Bobby: "Did you ever say Hello to Tatanka?" Gorilla: "Yes." Bobby: "Did you do it properly?" Gorilla: "Yes." Bobby: "You said 'Hey How Are Ya, Hey How Are Ya.'" (At Monday Night Raw when Heenan was ranting about a babyface) Vince: "PLEASE Heenan!!" Bobby: " 'Please Heenan.' Man, how many times haven't I heard that THAT in a day." (Vince looks puzzeled at Bobby) Bobby: "In fact, the RAW girl said that to me just last night... " Vince: "Oh for crying out loud Bobby Heenan, STOP IT!"
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Sept 12, 2007 12:20:06 GMT -5
JBL when Teddy Long forced Booker to defend his title against Batista for the umpteenth time: "TEDDY LONG IS A RACIST!" That was alot better said when he did it the first time. Teddy Long gave King Booker a match against Bobby Lashley. TEDDY LONG IS A RACIST! (might be wrong, but I remember it was really funny)
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Post by Dr. Bunsen Honeydew on Sept 12, 2007 13:08:08 GMT -5
Heenan to a member of the audience during his "Pick the Brain' segment on Prime Time Wrestling:
Brain: "How long have you been married, sir?"
Guy: "20 years."
Brain: Do you know that if you had killed your wife on your wedding night, you would have just gotten out today?"
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Post by markdown474 on Sept 12, 2007 13:45:05 GMT -5
During a match on Wrestling Challenge where the jobber was "The Gladiator" (a pudgy Rick Hunter).
Monsoon: Maybe the Gladiator is someone from your stable. Haku perhaps?
Heenan: (agitated) IT AINT HAKU!!!!
For some reason it just killed me. Monsoon said it so straight that anyone who didn't know Haku (and how different his phsyique is from Rick Hunter's), would think he was serious.
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Post by markdown474 on Sept 12, 2007 13:45:59 GMT -5
Oh and Heenan's entire commentary from the 1992 Royal Rumble that Ric Flair won. He sounded like he was on the verge of a heart attack the entire match, it was just priceless.
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 12, 2007 13:54:55 GMT -5
Gorilla Monsoon: "They have gone STRICTLY BANANAS." Sounds like organized pandemonium.
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Post by BRAINFADE on Sept 12, 2007 15:44:34 GMT -5
HEENAN: You know what isn't fair to Flair? MONSOON: What? HEENAN: That he's still in there!
VINCE (to Heenan): Take that ridiculous looking crown off, you look like a poster boy for a margarine commercial!
(One Night Stand 2005- Sandman standing over a badly bleeding Tommy Dreamer) SANDMAN: somebody get me a beer!!! JOEY STYLES: Forget beer, get him some plasma!!
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Post by Squirrel Master on Sept 12, 2007 16:13:42 GMT -5
Anytime that Gorilla Monsoon would point out how a heel just cheated, Bobby Heenan would deadpan reply "I didn't see that".
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Evil Jan Otto
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Post by Evil Jan Otto on Sept 12, 2007 17:11:31 GMT -5
Anarchy Rulz 99, and Balls has just given RVD a killer DDT.
Styles: Alfonso, spraying water on RVD to try and revive him, but it's not working. Now he's unconscious and wet.
Made me laugh.
Also, from Summerslam 1991.
Heenan: I heard that Piper's parents ran away from home. Monsoon: WILL YOU STOP!
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Sept 12, 2007 17:31:32 GMT -5
Heenan: "Papa Shango really taking it to El Matador, or El Doormat, whatever he's called." Vince: "Whaddya mean, El Doormat?" Heenan: "Papa Shango's been wiping his feet all over him!"
or... Lawler: "What is Mike Tyson, about 5'11"? If I hit him with one of my uppercuts, he'll be 6'5"!" JR: "Good grief King!" Lawler: "What?"
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Post by dream on Sept 12, 2007 18:17:28 GMT -5
On Raw when Hornswoggle was announced as mini McMahon
King: Screams in shock Couple of second pause JR: (Said very happy and sarcastially) Ah the little bastard!
JBL berating Cole and Canada! JBL when Smackdown was in Canada and Sylvan was over! JBL was priceless!
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Post by uncleslam on Sept 12, 2007 20:10:25 GMT -5
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Post by OneManM0bb on Sept 13, 2007 0:59:31 GMT -5
I always chuckle when I hear JBL just randomly yell "BALLIN!" It always sounds so wrong and uncool when he says it.
And JR: "I think Vince looks forward to go to Hell." Classic.
And anything with Paul Heyman is gold.
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