Carlito is very close to being the next Val Venis.

[Dean-o]

Somebody's gotta do the job...

[Reverend BTY]

I wouldn't say Val Venis level. The WWE still makes merch for the guy.

[texaswhopper]

"Somebody's gotta do the job..."


I thought about that. I said to myself if the moneys good how bad can it be?

Then I saw that beating that one bloke took from Umaga awhile back and I rethought that. If I was a jobber and taking bumps like people throwing me into a cage, and bodyslamming me I would want the cash to be somewhat good.

I mean its my *** trying to make you look good so after while when I'm lying in agony on the mat you can get all cheers or heat.


You know sometimes I wonder if theres times in a squash match where the jobber does more than the person they are putting over..

[PTBartman]

texaswhopper said:

"Somebody's gotta do the job..."


I thought about that. I said to myself if the moneys good how bad can it be?

Then I saw that beating that one bloke took from Umaga awhile back and I rethought that. If I was a jobber and taking bumps like people throwing me into a cage, and bodyslamming me I would want the cash to be somewhat good.

I mean its my *** trying to make you look good so after while when I'm lying in agony on the mat you can get all cheers or heat.


You know sometimes I wonder if theres times in a squash match where the jobber does more than the person they are putting over..

You know life sucks like that. Kinda like the life of the stunt double.

[The Lach is very tired]

thegoldenspike said:

Carlito isn't fit to lace Val's boots... Venis is better than him in every aspect.

QFT I will always mark out for Val. I even marked for Chief Morley

[italliansausagepat]

chief morley was vicous son!

['Sweet n' Sour' A. A. Estrada]

The next guy to make other people look good and make a great living doing it?

I wouldn't feel sorry for him in the least.

[celtics543]

What Carlito should do is shave his head, ditch the apple, get rid of the stupid music and just become a guy who's not a comedy act. He needs to get mic time so that he can explain why he's so upset, just like the Rock did. Carlito can get heat because he has good mic skills and has charisma. His wrestling style is ok, but why not try and go in a different direction. Instead of springboards and stuff, why not stick to a ground based attack with an occasional move off the top. Have him wrestle like Savage used to. Before Savage put on the wierd cowboy outfit, he had normal trunks and had a ground attack except for a couple big moves and his finisher. The springboard is weak, so he needs to either incorporate a top rope move or something, but ditch the spring board.

He's not Val yet, but he may be if nothing changes. That's not necessarily a bad thing because I think Val had a good career. He was IC champ and European champ, so he has some accolades, but it's just that his time has passed.

[Tapout]

celtics543 said:

What Carlito should do is shave his head, ditch the apple, get rid of the stupid music and just become a guy who's not a comedy act. He needs to get mic time so that he can explain why he's so upset, just like the Rock did. Carlito can get heat because he has good mic skills and has charisma. His wrestling style is ok, but why not try and go in a different direction. Instead of springboards and stuff, why not stick to a ground based attack with an occasional move off the top.

Yes, he should cut his hair into a flat top, maybe bleach it blonde.

Then, he should only wrestle on the mat. His finisher should be a rollup with the tights (or on a PPV, his feet on the ropes).

He should wear black trunks and black boots.

His entrance music should be changed to generic heavy metal guitar.

He should drop the "Carlito Carribbean Cool" name and wrestle under his real name. His titantron video should just show his name over and over a la Danny Doring.

That should definitely be an improvement.