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Post by chunkylover53 on Jul 27, 2007 13:20:29 GMT -5
Inspired by the thread that brought you "wrestling cliches", I decided to make a thread about what it typical within the IWC. Lets begin...
When a wrestler turns face, he loses his edge...
Example: Randy Orton's face turn.
"I like Randy Orton, he's an awesome heel, lets cheer him"
*turns face*
"God I hate Randy Orton, he can't wrestle, I want him to be a meanie again"
Another one is when a newcomer enters, he gets bashed at first, but then starts growing a fanbase. Umaga is a perfect example. For whatever reason, he's growing on the IWC.
Any you can think of?
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jul 27, 2007 13:24:05 GMT -5
When a new federation appears, everyone is giddy with excitement because THEY will be the ones to make the WWE start bringing their A-game.
Then the larger they become, the more the criticism increases, and then into full-blown backlash.
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Post by Mister Pigwell on Jul 27, 2007 13:24:33 GMT -5
"Lashley suck his superman push just proves it!!!"
*Jobs to Orton in a tag match on RAW.*
"OMG LASHLEY IS THE crap DID YOU SEE HOW WELL HE SELLS!!!!!"
next month and a half...
"I've always loved Lashley look how great his skills are!!!!"
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Post by Michael Coello on Jul 27, 2007 13:25:35 GMT -5
The Universal Solution to get someone over: TURN HIM HEEL!
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Post by mysterydriver on Jul 27, 2007 13:27:30 GMT -5
The Universal Solution to get someone over: TURN HIM HEEL! AND GIVE HIM A MANAGER! |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 27, 2007 13:29:29 GMT -5
Someone jobs clean:
-He's in the doghouse
-He has heat with Steph/HHH/Batista/Vince
-His career is ruined
Also, any new gimmick is automatically Wrestlecrap
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Post by MGH on Jul 27, 2007 13:31:00 GMT -5
Someone jobs clean: -He's in the doghouse -He has heat with Steph/HHH/Batista/Vince -His career is ruined Also, any new gimmick is automatically Wrestlecrap I guarantee a lot of what is posted in this thread will be ridiculously exaggerated, but these do irritate me as well. A LOT. |
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jul 27, 2007 13:31:07 GMT -5
Thye must continually whine about the other smarks, of which they are somehow now apart of.
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Post by Bones58 on Jul 27, 2007 13:31:50 GMT -5
If you are half-over midcarder *cough*Regal*Cough* with ring skillz then you should be automatically WWE champion. Sorry folks you can't run a business like that.
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Jul 27, 2007 13:34:06 GMT -5
John Cena can do nothing right. He could wrestle Bryan Danielson to a 60 minute broadway, unveiling moves no one has ever seen before, then cure cancer and solve the environmental crisis after the match and everyone will poo all over him.
CM Punk can do nothing wrong. He could put on the biggest stinker since Brock vs Goldberg, take a big dump in the center of the ring, then violate your grandmother while giving the nazi salute while dressed up like Jesus and everyone will think it's the greatest thing they ever saw.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jul 27, 2007 13:35:17 GMT -5
John Cena can do nothing right. He could wrestle Bryan Danielson to a 60 minute broadway, unveiling moves no one has ever seen before, then cure cancer and solve the environmental crisis after the match and everyone will poo all over him. CM Punk can do nothing wrong. He could put on the biggest stinker since Brock vs Goldberg, take a big dump in the center of the ring, then violate your grandmother while giving the nazi salute while dressed up like Jesus and everyone will think it's the greatest thing they ever saw. That just sounds cool, though. Well, other than violating the ashes of my grandma. |
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jul 27, 2007 13:39:28 GMT -5
John Cena can do nothing right. He could wrestle Bryan Danielson to a 60 minute broadway, unveiling moves no one has ever seen before, then cure cancer and solve the environmental crisis after the match and everyone will poo all over him. Actually, not counting the times they faced each other on Velocity, Cena/Danielson today would be at least ****1/4. |
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 27, 2007 13:42:08 GMT -5
then violate your grandmother while giving the nazi salute while dressed up like Jesus and everyone will think it's the greatest thing they ever saw. I'd like to see him try... My grandma's a stunt granny! |
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Post by chunkylover53 on Jul 27, 2007 13:42:36 GMT -5
CM Punk can do nothing wrong. He could put on the biggest stinker since Brock vs Goldberg, take a big dump in the center of the ring, then violate your grandmother while giving the nazi salute while dressed up like Jesus and everyone will think it's the greatest thing they ever saw. Former IWC Golden Boy "Who's name should not be mentioned" killed his wife and son and is certainly getting more than a (verbal) slap on the wrist for it. |
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Post by JMA on Jul 27, 2007 13:44:38 GMT -5
Smarks saying that they're not smarks is annoying.
The belief that WWE will improve when Triple H takes over is also annoying. Just because he's an NWA mark doesn't mean he'll run the company better than Vince.
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Post by G2 on Jul 27, 2007 13:46:56 GMT -5
People are "marks" for enjoying John Cena, Boogeyman, anyone else who's not "cool" or hasn't got "teh Workratez".
Oh and people who complain about "How could he fall off that 50 foot flaming ladder of thumbtacks and land on a Mortal kombat 2 arcade machine wrapped in barb wire, BUT job to the STFU."
it's wrestling, it doesn't have to make sense!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Jul 27, 2007 13:49:02 GMT -5
New guy loses 2 straight matches to a main eventer and his career is now hopeless.
Yeah, I'm talking about Cody Rhodes.
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Post by Action Bathturd on Jul 27, 2007 13:53:25 GMT -5
TNA can do no wrong.
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Post by Michael Coello on Jul 27, 2007 13:54:05 GMT -5
...... ...... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! |
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Post by MGH on Jul 27, 2007 13:54:22 GMT -5
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