Smark Cliches.

[Hiroshi Hase]

rootbeerworldorder said:

Displaying vocal hatred for an "IWC Favourite" is edgy and unheard of, and immediately makes you cool.

EDIT: On the subject of "5 Moves of Doom", what about Shawn Michaels at his peak? His comeback was usually kept to flying forearm, slam, elbow drop, superkick, but granted he did mix it up. Trust me, after watching the Boyhood Dream DVD, I know what HBK's comeback looks like.

QFT. Nearly everyone has several moves that set up to a finisher, from Bret to Cena.

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breakfastinbed said:

Also, just because you know some obscure Japanese wrestler whose name you can't pronounce doesn't make you better than anyone else.

Actually, yes it does...so nyah.

=)

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My perennial favorites:

"All of you guys are all smarks. Let's see what the smarks think of this wrestling news. Go ahead and reply to this, you internet smarks! Ha ha, those guys over there are the smarks!"

"Boy, I'll bet the IWC will have a field day with this one. Those guys over there in the IWC. I'm glad I'm not part of the IWC. Oh, let me just go ahead and close my internet forum post about wrestling with my internet .sig file."

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tapout said:

My perennial favorites:

"All of you guys are all smarks. Let's see what the smarks think of this wrestling news. Go ahead and reply to this, you internet smarks! Ha ha, those guys over there are the smarks!"

"Boy, I'll bet the IWC will have a field day with this one. Those guys over there in the IWC. I'm glad I'm not part of the IWC. Oh, let me just go ahead and close my internet forum post about wrestling with my internet .sig file."

Hehe, it reminds me of people on video game forums that insult people on there for being nerds.

...When they have like 5000 posts.

[Hiroshi Hase]

tapout said:

My perennial favorites:

"All of you guys are all smarks. Let's see what the smarks think of this wrestling news. Go ahead and reply to this, you internet smarks! Ha ha, those guys over there are the smarks!"

"Boy, I'll bet the IWC will have a field day with this one. Those guys over there in the IWC. I'm glad I'm not part of the IWC. Oh, let me just go ahead and close my internet forum post about wrestling with my internet .sig file."

Perhaps, but because I'm a smark, where does it say that I can't talk about other smarks and how they react to various newz articles? I mean, I live in New York, but I can't say how most New Yorkers act or behave?

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yjc1019 said:

tapout said:

My perennial favorites:

"All of you guys are all smarks. Let's see what the smarks think of this wrestling news. Go ahead and reply to this, you internet smarks! Ha ha, those guys over there are the smarks!"

"Boy, I'll bet the IWC will have a field day with this one. Those guys over there in the IWC. I'm glad I'm not part of the IWC. Oh, let me just go ahead and close my internet forum post about wrestling with my internet .sig file."

Perhaps, but because I'm a smark, where does it say that I can't talk about other smarks and how they react to various newz articles? I mean, I live in New York, but I can't say how most New Yorkers act or behave?

If you want to talk about your fellow smarks, or your fellow New Yorkers, go right ahead.

What I think is funny is the delusional internet smarks who think they're somehow not smarks. Then they post about their wrestling-related thoughts on internet forums and they try to claim they're not part of the internet wrestling community (IWC).

That's like if Barry Bonds started ragging on Canseco and McGwire and said, "boy, those crooked baseball players are all on steroids! I'm glad I'm not on steroids! Now, excuse me for a second while I take this hypodermic needle and inject a bunch of steroids into my nutsack real quick."

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yjc1019 said:

tapout said:

My perennial favorites:

"All of you guys are all smarks. Let's see what the smarks think of this wrestling news. Go ahead and reply to this, you internet smarks! Ha ha, those guys over there are the smarks!"

"Boy, I'll bet the IWC will have a field day with this one. Those guys over there in the IWC. I'm glad I'm not part of the IWC. Oh, let me just go ahead and close my internet forum post about wrestling with my internet .sig file."

Perhaps, but because I'm a smark, where does it say that I can't talk about other smarks and how they react to various newz articles? I mean, I live in New York, but I can't say how most New Yorkers act or behave?

It's in the bylaws, weren't you at the meeting?

[plushtar]

The only smarks I don't like are the ones who do reviews or write columns. It's completely due to their double standards. Most of the time smarks are okay and don't come up with statements that don't make sense. Maybe the internet just makes things go to people's heads.

5 Moves of Doom: It exists and I have no problem with it. Even if you can't see it, use video game logic and count that taunts as movements (i.e. Hulking up or shaking the ropes while jogging in place).

Hehe, it reminds me of people on video game forums that insult people on there for being nerds.

This is not an exclusive IWC thing. I have witnessed horror boards snap over various things. I don't know how gamers act, but I can tell you that nothing on the internet compares to metalheads.

[thesunbeast]

yjc1019 said:

rootbeerworldorder said:

Displaying vocal hatred for an "IWC Favourite" is edgy and unheard of, and immediately makes you cool.

EDIT: On the subject of "5 Moves of Doom", what about Shawn Michaels at his peak? His comeback was usually kept to flying forearm, slam, elbow drop, superkick, but granted he did mix it up. Trust me, after watching the Boyhood Dream DVD, I know what HBK's comeback looks like.

QFT. Nearly everyone has several moves that set up to a finisher, from Bret to Cena.

Atleast someone realises enough to use the word "Comeback" and not always "5 moves of doom", because that's what it is, a "comeback". Every single babyface in the WWE has a set comeback, everyone. If you say "5 moves of doom", you're excluding the guys that use 4 or 6 moves for their comeback, even though It's set.