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Post by Ringmaster on Jul 27, 2007 15:19:21 GMT -5
"Im much smarter then the wwe writer's, if i ran wwe here's how id do it....."
to no one in general, if you ran wwe it die within a month, simply becuase every thread ive read has it as a complete shuffle of the entire company overnight.
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Post by Brick Killed a Guy on Jul 27, 2007 15:22:14 GMT -5
Rajah.com jokes (i.e., "this may or may not happen")
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Post by honsou on Jul 27, 2007 15:36:48 GMT -5
Anything light-hearted and comical = Wrestlecrap hmm i think the popularity of Chikara proves this wrong |
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Jul 27, 2007 16:30:56 GMT -5
All Smarks belong to a hivemind called the "IWC!" But because I don't believe ____ I'm not in it!  |
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Post by Jaffa is behind you. on Jul 27, 2007 16:35:27 GMT -5
Smarks saying that they're not smarks is annoying. I don't like when people say they ARE smarks, like they're better than regular fans. |
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Post by slasher911 on Jul 27, 2007 16:43:33 GMT -5
Here's a few...
Anything Triple H does, even before he even does it, plans it, or thinks it, will already be the worst thing ever and someone will get 'buried' by it.
Anyone who has ever had a rough couple of years, then comes back better than ever and finally gets to be one of the most over guys in the company, is now suddenly the 'suxxors' because of stuff he did 4-5 years ago, despite being unbelievably improved. I'm lookin' at you, Jeff Hardy...
Anyone who is liked by the fans and/or other smarks is instantly overrated. It's the smark switch-a-roo.
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Boomaga
Team Rocket
Evolve or Die.
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Post by Boomaga on Jul 27, 2007 16:44:42 GMT -5
ROH is a magical utopia where wrestlers fly pretty unicorns over rainbows, ambrosia flows from waterfalls and bluebirds sing Disney ballads to soothe you to sleep under the apple trees. ...It's not? Because I've been to ROH shows and your description is PERFECT, to a tee! Pelle Primeau looked so cute on his unicorn. |
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Jul 27, 2007 16:45:46 GMT -5
ROH is a magical utopia where wrestlers fly pretty unicorns over rainbows, ambrosia flows from waterfalls and bluebirds sing Disney ballads to soothe you to sleep under the apple trees. Thats actually true. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 27, 2007 16:46:28 GMT -5
Anything new and/or different is automatically crap.
Anything old that is brought back, no matter how horrible it was in the first place, is considered the greatest thing ever.
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metylerca
King Koopa
Loves Him Some Backstreet Boys.
Don't be alarmed.
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Post by metylerca on Jul 27, 2007 16:49:48 GMT -5
Anything new and/or different is automatically crap. Anything old that is brought back, no matter how horrible it was in the first place, is considered the greatest thing ever. Marty Janetty |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 27, 2007 16:52:46 GMT -5
Anything new and/or different is automatically crap. Anything old that is brought back, no matter how horrible it was in the first place, is considered the greatest thing ever. Marty Janetty My point exactly. |
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Post by PTBartman on Jul 27, 2007 16:57:24 GMT -5
ROH is a magical utopia where wrestlers fly pretty unicorns over rainbows, ambrosia flows from waterfalls and bluebirds sing Disney ballads to soothe you to sleep under the apple trees. Ok I'd mark for that. |
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Don Corleone
That's preposterous. Zutroy here is as American as apple pie.
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Post by Zutroy on Jul 27, 2007 17:03:47 GMT -5
People who consider something that hasn't happened yet the worst idea ever and that it will turn viewers off. Or people who will jump to criticise Khali's Title Reign before they've seen how it plays out. Wait and see what happens before declaring it crap.
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Post by slasher911 on Jul 27, 2007 17:08:19 GMT -5
People who consider something that hasn't happened yet the worst idea ever and that it will turn viewers off. Or people who will jump to criticise Khali's Title Reign before they've seen how it plays out. Wait and see what happens before declaring it crap. Big Show's ECW Title run is a perfect example. EVERYONE thought it was a horrible idea, but look how awesome it turned out. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jul 27, 2007 17:12:16 GMT -5
People who consider something that hasn't happened yet the worst idea ever and that it will turn viewers off. Or people who will jump to criticise Khali's Title Reign before they've seen how it plays out. Wait and see what happens before declaring it crap. Last year, within a minute of Edge beating Cena for the title at NYR, there was a thread saying that he was the Worst Champion Ever. I'm not exaggerating, it was that fast. |
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on Jul 27, 2007 17:12:59 GMT -5
But Big Show =/= Khali
Actually, people insisitng that everyone needs to give EVERYTHING at least 5 years "chance" before passing any kind of judgement whatsoever should count.
"How dare you dislike and/or ridicule a bad angle and/or gimmick the WWE produces? What do you think this is, Wrestlecrap.com?"
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jul 27, 2007 17:17:15 GMT -5
People who consider something that hasn't happened yet the worst idea ever and that it will turn viewers off. Or people who will jump to criticise Khali's Title Reign before they've seen how it plays out. Wait and see what happens before declaring it crap. Last year, within a minute of Edge beating Cena for the title at NYR, there was a thread saying that he was the Worst Champion Ever. I'm not exaggerating, it was that fast. That one was a year before I started posting, but kinda related to that- remember when he beat Taker for the WHC, and the "Done With Smackdown" thread popped up? That one had to be locked. |
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jul 27, 2007 17:24:36 GMT -5
The misinterpretation of the term "resthold". Randy Orton is probably the best wrestler in the WWE right now I would say to be honest. Just, the way he walks, talks, moves, slides around the ring like a snake, his facial expressions, he just has a lot of unlikeable qualities. Orton puts on the chinlocks and headlocks a lot of the time so he can wear down his opponent. He also beats on down on his opponents and grinds down on his opponent. He's rarely ever actually "resting" in a "rest hold".
So yeah, Randy Orton and that "resthold" nonsense. I mean, seriously. He's smarter then most wrestlers when it comes to wrestling, he knows how to get the crowd to hate him and to react. He's smarter then all the wrestlers who do so many crazy things, and just get the fireworks reaction.
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Post by Loki on Jul 27, 2007 17:31:40 GMT -5
- The horrible fixation with ratings. If a show goes down of 0.1 point, the company is pretty much doomed
- Midcard popularity = Give this man a World Title now!
- Enough with all the Legends, push some of the younger guys! Ohhhh we want ____ [insert a random former Superstar] back.
- Double standards
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The F'N Captain
King Koopa
I was captain **** till Captain America Beat the crap out of me and left me in a dumpster
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Post by The F'N Captain on Jul 27, 2007 17:38:21 GMT -5
Ok not gonna reread everything, but here's a few....
"So-and-so was awesome in ROH/Mexico/Japan/whatever indie fed he was in, but WWE have RUINED him!"
"Everyone always needs new music always."
"Everythings Stephanie's fault."
"I love Khali/Henry/Snitsky apparently cause most people hate them."
And my own smarkiness trait....
"I'll overanalyze this damn show and barely enjoy it sometimes."
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