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Post by johnnyblaze on Nov 26, 2007 18:15:47 GMT -5
I have something very funny to say about this:
Can you imagine "Mean" Gene Okerlund being in the courtroom and interviewing Hogan on the witness stand?
Okerlund: My guest at this time is THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN! Hulk, let me get some of your views of these proceedings. What is your side....of the story?
Hogan: You know something, Mean Gene?! I've face many tough opponents. I've faced Andre The Giant in front of 93,000 fans at Wrestlemania III. I've faced the Big Boss Man. I've faced the Human Wrecking Machine Zeus in No Holds Barred. I've faced King Kong Bundy in a steel cage at Wrestlemania 2. I've even faced Yokozuna and beat him in 23 seconds, only to lose in a rematch at the King Of The Ring. But, never in my wildest dreams, Mean Gene, did I ever think.. that my toughest opponent would be my wife, brother. You see, man, she wants HALF of my Hulkamaniacs, HALF of the 24-inch Pythons, HALF of Hulkamania, HALF of EVERY...THING the Hulkster has, brother. Now, Mean Gene, as I STEP..into the biggest FIGHT...OF..MY..LIFE, I can only say one thing: Linda, if you want the Hulkster's baggage, brother, you've gotta FIGHT ME AND ALL OF MY HULKAMANIACS to get it. When I..STEP into that courtroom, brother, these 24-inch pythons are gonna getcha, man. AT..THE...END of my divorce proceedings, the ONLY THING that Linda is going to have IS AN..EVICTION NOTICE OUT OF MY LIFE...HOME...AND FUTURE AND WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA AND MY DIVORCE LAWYERS RUN WILD ON YOU?!
Okerlund: All right, Hulk Hogan getting ready for the big divorce proceedings...Vince...let's get back to you.
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Post by Big Daddy Bad Booking on Nov 26, 2007 18:19:42 GMT -5
I have something very funny to say about this: Can you imagine "Mean" Gene Okerlund being in the courtroom and interviewing Hogan on the witness stand? Okerlund: My guest at this time is THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN! Hulk, let me get some of your views of these proceedings. What is your side....of the story? Hogan: You know something, Mean Gene?! I've face many tough opponents. I've faced Andre The Giant in front of 93,000 fans at Wrestlemania III. I've faced the Big Boss Man. I've faced the Human Wrecking Machine Zeus in No Holds Barred. I've faced King Kong Bundy in a steel cage at Wrestlemania 2. I've even faced Yokozuna and beat him in 23 seconds, only to lose in a rematch at the King Of The Ring. But, never in my wildest dreams, Mean Gene, did I ever think.. that my toughest opponent would be my wife, brother. You see, man, she wants HALF of my Hulkamaniacs, HALF of the 24-inch Pythons, HALF of Hulkamania, HALF of EVERY...THING the Hulkster has, brother. Now, Mean Gene, as I STEP..into the biggest FIGHT...OF..MY..LIFE, I can only say one thing: Linda, if you want the Hulkster's baggage, brother, you've gotta FIGHT ME AND ALL OF MY HULKAMANIACS to get it. When I..STEP into that courtroom, brother, these 24-inch pythons are gonna getcha, man. AT..THE...END of my divorce proceedings, the ONLY THING that Linda is going to have IS AN..EVICTION NOTICE OUT OF MY LIFE...HOME...AND FUTURE AND WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA AND MY DIVORCE LAWYERS RUN WILD ON YOU?! Okerlund: All right, Hulk Hogan getting ready for the big divorce proceedings...Vince...let's get back to you. That was classic sir. All Hogan needs to do is have a bandanna and the tights, and he's good. Hulk would win with that combo.
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Post by Celgress on Nov 26, 2007 18:25:43 GMT -5
Time for the Hulkster to make a comeback! He and Flair can be a tag team with an alamony gimmick. Yep, kickin' ass to give my ex cash.
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Post by Celgress on Nov 26, 2007 18:29:10 GMT -5
This is my new favorite banner. Could only be better if it said the Hulkster brotha rather than Hogan.
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Post by Harvey on Nov 26, 2007 18:31:05 GMT -5
Funny to watch this family crash and burn. This is basically the new O.J.
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Post by CrazySting on Nov 26, 2007 18:51:00 GMT -5
On a recent episode of HKB Brooke was watching her parents old wedding tape...and this exchange happened
Brooke: so did you get a pre nup?
Hogan: Oh no, there was no need for one back then.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
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Post by Grotto on Nov 26, 2007 18:58:14 GMT -5
I have something very funny to say about this: Can you imagine "Mean" Gene Okerlund being in the courtroom and interviewing Hogan on the witness stand? Okerlund: My guest at this time is THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN! Hulk, let me get some of your views of these proceedings. What is your side....of the story? Hogan: You know something, Mean Gene?! I've face many tough opponents. I've faced Andre The Giant in front of 93,000 fans at Wrestlemania III. I've faced the Big Boss Man. I've faced the Human Wrecking Machine Zeus in No Holds Barred. I've faced King Kong Bundy in a steel cage at Wrestlemania 2. I've even faced Yokozuna and beat him in 23 seconds, only to lose in a rematch at the King Of The Ring. But, never in my wildest dreams, Mean Gene, did I ever think.. that my toughest opponent would be my wife, brother. You see, man, she wants HALF of my Hulkamaniacs, HALF of the 24-inch Pythons, HALF of Hulkamania, HALF of EVERY...THING the Hulkster has, brother. Now, Mean Gene, as I STEP..into the biggest FIGHT...OF..MY..LIFE, I can only say one thing: Linda, if you want the Hulkster's baggage, brother, you've gotta FIGHT ME AND ALL OF MY HULKAMANIACS to get it. When I..STEP into that courtroom, brother, these 24-inch pythons are gonna getcha, man. AT..THE...END of my divorce proceedings, the ONLY THING that Linda is going to have IS AN..EVICTION NOTICE OUT OF MY LIFE...HOME...AND FUTURE AND WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA AND MY DIVORCE LAWYERS RUN WILD ON YOU?! Okerlund: All right, Hulk Hogan getting ready for the big divorce proceedings...Vince...let's get back to you. Dude...by far the funniest thing I have read on this board...ever. Well played, Sir!
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Nov 26, 2007 19:02:04 GMT -5
Funny to watch this family crash and burn. This is basically the new O.J. That's a shitty thing to say.
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Post by Harvey on Nov 26, 2007 19:05:27 GMT -5
Funny to watch this family crash and burn. This is basically the new O.J. That's a crapty thing to say. Maybe but wasn't anyone entertained by the OJ and Britney Spears crap, along with countless other celebrities that ruined their life... I kinda feel bad for Hulk that he's involved in such a messed up family, as he seems like the most normal one of the lot... And that's saying a heck of a lot... But this is what American entertainment has been about for over a decade.
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Post by amsiraK on Nov 26, 2007 19:07:11 GMT -5
I feel sorry for Hulk though Linda is just a freeloader while Hogan brought the money in. Typical Women the last line makes me itchy... but in this case it's terribly true. If you watch the show at all (and I try not to) there aren't three more spoiled humans than Linda, Brooke and Nick. Holy crap.
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Post by CrazySting on Nov 26, 2007 19:12:28 GMT -5
Hogan is partly to blame for spoiling them though.
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Post by Arthur Digby Stamp on Nov 26, 2007 19:14:48 GMT -5
Hogan is partly to blame for spoiling them though. You mean his kids? Or his wife and kids?
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Post by CrazySting on Nov 26, 2007 19:16:08 GMT -5
Hogan is partly to blame for spoiling them though. You mean his kids? Or his wife and kids? His wife and his kids.
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Post by willywonka666 on Nov 26, 2007 21:42:20 GMT -5
I didn't watch Hogan knows best much, but I had heard that they were talking about problems they were having starting with the latest season. What was the problem(s)?
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Nov 26, 2007 21:44:17 GMT -5
Hogan is partly to blame for spoiling them though. Well, he wanted them to live a good life. It's not like he had the intent of having it end this way when he married his wife 20 some years ago. I know for some, no explanation is ever sufficient as Hogan is the devil if you ask some people around here.
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Post by plushtar on Nov 26, 2007 21:45:21 GMT -5
I didn't watch Hogan knows best much, but I had heard that they were talking about problems they were having starting with the latest season. What was the problem(s)? I guess it's the typical marraige problems that makes all celebs eventually divorce. Or maybe LInda caught Hulk cheating on her with Knobbs.
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Post by MCMGM on Nov 27, 2007 6:35:06 GMT -5
I guess she got tired of him walking around yelling "Jabroni!" all the time.
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Post by Dynamic Dude Johnny on Nov 27, 2007 9:02:37 GMT -5
I am not a legal expert by any means, but if there are any on this site to read this artical and try and answer my questions about it
Hulk Hogan's estranged wife Linda is seeking half of the couple's more than $9.5 million in assets, including a share of the value of their Bel Air mansion.
In her divorce filing, Linda Bollea, who appeared with her husband [real name: Terry Bollea] and their children during four seasons of VH1's reality series Hogan Knows Best, calls the 24-year marriage "irretrievably broken," the St. Petersburg Times reports.
Citing the divorce petition filed in Florida's Pinellas Pasco Circuit Court, the newspaper says Linda, 46, wants to share parental responsibility for their son Nick, 17, with whom she hopes with live while her husband has "liberal" visitation rights. The couple's eldest child, daughter Brooke Hogan, 19, is not legally subject to child support requirements.
Linda also seeks an unspecified amount in alimony and child support from the 53-year-old wrestler, as well as health insurance for Nick, who has been charged with reckless driving in a car crash in August in Clearwater in which Nick's passenger was severely injured. [Authorities just released tapes of the 911 calls reporting the accident].
As for money, Linda is seeking to split the couple's assets, which include the 17,000-square-foot Bel Air mansion where the family primarily lives and a 3,474-square-foot home in Clearwater Beach, Fla., as well as a condo under construction in Las Vegas. The two existing homes alone are worth nearly $9.5 million, the petition says.
Okay I get spliting all the houses and money earned during the marriage. I also understand Linda asking for alimony. What I dont get is setting up the legal viistations and child support for Nick. Nick is 17 years old, I doubt this will be a quick divorce, so I figgure at least six to ten months to figgure the entire mess out. So even if Nick turned 17 today(and he apperantly is allready 17)any child support and visitation sets ups only apply to children. When Nick turns 18 he is an adult legaly. Any child support would end and as an adult he could see, live with or not live with either Linda or Hulk, or niether of them for if he chose(and if he could afford to). So even if Nick turned 17 today any child visistation questions and child support would only be in effect for a very short time, two to four months at the longest, before he became an adult . when Nick turns 18 any "child" protection clauses of any sorts are null and void anyway. hell if the divorce goes on long enough Nick could be a legal adult before the divorce is setteled. So why bring it up in the divorce if it will have a minor or no effect in the long run.
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Post by Grotto on Nov 27, 2007 9:46:17 GMT -5
DDJohnny...that is even assuming that Nick is not already a guest of the State of Florida by the time the divorce is final. Isn't he looking at felony charges stemming from that car accident?
She did have a job during their 20-year marriage. She raised the kids and was a homekeeper. These days that carries a lot of weight in court. She probably should get half.
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Post by Push R Truth on Nov 27, 2007 9:49:20 GMT -5
I read the whole thread, and I think most all the answers to all the questions is: $$$.
But hey, that was easy.
But I've seen this brought up a few times and I wanna know the answer, Who gets the Hulkamaniacs?
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