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Post by MCMGM on Nov 30, 2007 5:59:52 GMT -5
I have something very funny to say about this: Can you imagine "Mean" Gene Okerlund being in the courtroom and interviewing Hogan on the witness stand? Okerlund: My guest at this time is THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN! Hulk, let me get some of your views of these proceedings. What is your side....of the story? Hogan: You know something, Mean Gene?! I've face many tough opponents. I've faced Andre The Giant in front of 93,000 fans at Wrestlemania III. I've faced the Big Boss Man. I've faced the Human Wrecking Machine Zeus in No Holds Barred. I've faced King Kong Bundy in a steel cage at Wrestlemania 2. I've even faced Yokozuna and beat him in 23 seconds, only to lose in a rematch at the King Of The Ring. But, never in my wildest dreams, Mean Gene, did I ever think.. that my toughest opponent would be my wife, brother. You see, man, she wants HALF of my Hulkamaniacs, HALF of the 24-inch Pythons, HALF of Hulkamania, HALF of EVERY...THING the Hulkster has, brother. Now, Mean Gene, as I STEP..into the biggest FIGHT...OF..MY..LIFE, I can only say one thing: Linda, if you want the Hulkster's baggage, brother, you've gotta FIGHT ME AND ALL OF MY HULKAMANIACS to get it. When I..STEP into that courtroom, brother, these 24-inch pythons are gonna getcha, man. AT..THE...END of my divorce proceedings, the ONLY THING that Linda is going to have IS AN..EVICTION NOTICE OUT OF MY LIFE...HOME...AND FUTURE AND WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKAMANIA AND MY DIVORCE LAWYERS RUN WILD ON YOU?! Okerlund: All right, Hulk Hogan getting ready for the big divorce proceedings...Vince...let's get back to you. Gold.
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Post by Erik Majorwitz on Nov 30, 2007 6:01:51 GMT -5
If Linda was smart, she would turn this into the biggest angle at next year's WrestleMania...
MegaPowers Explode...AGAIN!!!
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Post by CrazySting on Nov 30, 2007 6:49:51 GMT -5
Hogan is partly to blame for spoiling them though. Well, he wanted them to live a good life. It's not like he had the intent of having it end this way when he married his wife 20 some years ago. I know for some, no explanation is ever sufficient as Hogan is the devil if you ask some people around here. There's a difference between ensuring your loved ones are comfortable and completly spoiling them rotten to the point they're out of touch with reality. Of course Linda is a spoiled lazy housewife who expects Hogan to support her for the rest of her life...over the past twently years, she's obviously gotten everything that she wanted, without having to earn it. Same with Nick. Bad signing aside, Brooke seems fairly blameless, so I've leave her out of it. Usually when people get money they're first intinct is to spoil they're family members and give them everything they want, but it's not good for as them as people.
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Hiroshi Hase
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Nov 30, 2007 11:15:19 GMT -5
Well, he wanted them to live a good life. It's not like he had the intent of having it end this way when he married his wife 20 some years ago. I know for some, no explanation is ever sufficient as Hogan is the devil if you ask some people around here. There's a difference between ensuring your loved ones are comfortable and completly spoiling them rotten to the point they're out of touch with reality. Of course Linda is a spoiled lazy housewife who expects Hogan to support her for the rest of her life...over the past twently years, she's obviously gotten everything that she wanted, without having to earn it. Same with Nick. Bad signing aside, Brooke seems fairly blameless, so I've leave her out of it. Usually when people get money they're first intinct is to spoil they're family members and give them everything they want, but it's not good for as them as people. From the outside looking in, it's easy to say that and if I ever establish a family, I'd like to think that I wouldn't do that, but if I have, I'd like to give to my kids. It may be bad, but sometimes you can't help it.
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Post by thesunbeast on Nov 30, 2007 13:28:35 GMT -5
There's a difference between ensuring your loved ones are comfortable and completly spoiling them rotten to the point they're out of touch with reality. Of course Linda is a spoiled lazy housewife who expects Hogan to support her for the rest of her life...over the past twently years, she's obviously gotten everything that she wanted, without having to earn it. Same with Nick. Bad signing aside, Brooke seems fairly blameless, so I've leave her out of it. Usually when people get money they're first intinct is to spoil they're family members and give them everything they want, but it's not good for as them as people. From the outside looking in, it's easy to say that and if I ever establish a family, I'd like to think that I wouldn't do that, but if I have, I'd like to give to my kids. It may be bad, but sometimes you can't help it. True, and to add to that, how do we even know anything about the Hogan family besides what we see on TV.
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Post by CrazySting on Nov 30, 2007 14:35:11 GMT -5
From the outside looking in, it's easy to say that and if I ever establish a family, I'd like to think that I wouldn't do that, but if I have, I'd like to give to my kids. It may be bad, but sometimes you can't help it. True, and to add to that, how do we even know anything about the Hogan family besides what we see on TV. Apart from the fact Nick vegetabilised his friend in a reckless game of speed racing? Or then acted on his myspace like nothing had happened? Oh, and let's not forget the footage of Linda praising the joys of speed racing. These people are pretty far apart from reality.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 30, 2007 14:39:36 GMT -5
Why is that only Linda gets half?
Why can't Hulk get one of her implants?
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Post by andrew8798 on Nov 30, 2007 22:14:10 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan tells wife to keep hands off his money: ST. PETERSBURG, Florida (Reuters) - Professional wrestling and reality TV star Hulk Hogan has a message for his estranged wife, who filed for divorce without telling him first after about 24 years of marriage -- hands off my money. Linda Bollea filed divorce papers on November 20 against Hogan, whose real name is Terry Bollea, seeking an unspecified amount of alimony and child support for their son, 17-year-old son Nick, as well as custody for the teenager. They also have a daughter, Brooke, 19. But according to the St. Petersburg Times, Hogan, 54, on Wednesday this week filed a counter-petition in Pinellas County Court in Florida, saying his 48-year-old wife was capable of supporting herself and helping with child support. Hogan said the couple's assets, including two homes, and their liabilities should be divided equally between them, and that Nick, who is legally a minor until his 18th birthday in July, was old enough to decide for himself where he will live. Nick Bollea was arrested November 7 on reckless driving charges for an August 28 accident in Clearwater, Florida, that left his passenger, John Graziano, 22, in critical condition. The newspaper said court documents showed the couple separated about a month after their son's car accident. Hogan and his wife appear on the VH1 reality show "Hogan Knows Best" with their two children news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071130/people_nm/hogan_dc
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Post by seano on Nov 30, 2007 22:41:14 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan tells wife to keep hands off his money: Interesting, sounds like this might actually be real now and not a work. Or not. Who knows. But what I do know is that being a wrestling fan/mark has made me doubt everything everywhere for the rest of my life...
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Post by AriadosMan on Dec 1, 2007 0:02:31 GMT -5
Hulk Hogan tells wife to keep hands off his money: Interesting, sounds like this might actually be real now and not a work. Or not. Who knows. But what I do know is that being a wrestling fan/mark has made me doubt everything everywhere for the rest of my life... Which may not be a bad thing. I wonder how much of Hogan's TV show was "real" and how much of it was just scripted acting before the cameras (which I suspect alot of "reality TV" is.
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Post by mysticalhamster on Dec 1, 2007 0:12:38 GMT -5
Ok, picture this. Hogan after this will be ALONE. No Linda, Nick, or Brooke.
What will Hogan do? Enjoy his money? Find a new woman? or........... FULL TIME RETURN TO THE WWE?
rofl..
Oh and a personal note, my thoughts on the Hogans.
Nick Hogan is a total loser, a moron, and will get his sooner or later. It always comes around.
Brooke Hogan will be pregnant within 2 years to a guy who will go to jail for some kind of drug charge/underage assault.
Linda Hogan is going to marry the guy who cleaned out her Colon a few seasons ago, and seemed to enjoy it a tad too much. So you can say linda won't be full of shit anymore after she marries again.
And you... Hogan... what will you do Hogan? 24 years is a long time off the dating scene. Your slick 1983 moves won't cut it anymore! Perhaps you can hang with your buddies, Nasty Boy Knobbs and the former Brutus Beefcake, with Jimmy Hart going back to his role of keeping you out of trouble at clubs/bars.
Then again, if Hogan does return to the WWE, think of what the fans might chant at him.. *crowd chants* HOGAN...HOGAN...HOGAN... then... HAHA YOU GOT DIVORCED...HAHA...YOU GOT DIVORCED... then... BROOKS A SLUT...BROOKS A SLUT...
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Post by redjaguar on Dec 1, 2007 0:33:56 GMT -5
Wow, kind of harsh if you ask me
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Post by Chris the Bambikiller on Dec 1, 2007 4:39:58 GMT -5
And you... Hogan... what will you do Hogan? You mean WATCHA GONNA DO???
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Hiroshi Hase
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 1, 2007 7:07:52 GMT -5
Ok, picture this. Hogan after this will be ALONE. No Linda, Nick, or Brooke. What will Hogan do? Enjoy his money? Find a new woman? or........... FULL TIME RETURN TO THE WWE? rofl.. Oh and a personal note, my thoughts on the Hogans. Nick Hogan is a total loser, a moron, and will get his sooner or later. It always comes around. Brooke Hogan will be pregnant within 2 years to a guy who will go to jail for some kind of drug charge/underage assault. Linda Hogan is going to marry the guy who cleaned out her Colon a few seasons ago, and seemed to enjoy it a tad too much. So you can say linda won't be full of crap anymore after she marries again. And you... Hogan... what will you do Hogan? 24 years is a long time off the dating scene. Your slick 1983 moves won't cut it anymore! Perhaps you can hang with your buddies, Nasty Boy Knobbs and the former Brutus Beefcake, with Jimmy Hart going back to his role of keeping you out of trouble at clubs/bars. Then again, if Hogan does return to the WWE, think of what the fans might chant at him.. *crowd chants* HOGAN...HOGAN...HOGAN... then... HAHA YOU GOT DIVORCED...HAHA...YOU GOT DIVORCED... then... BROOKS A SLUT...BROOKS A SLUT... I doubt that'll happen, if they didn't do it to Flair, I don't think the crowd would do that to Hogan, though I know some of his detractors would love that though.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Dec 1, 2007 7:34:11 GMT -5
Ok, picture this. Hogan after this will be ALONE. No Linda, Nick, or Brooke. What will Hogan do? Enjoy his money? Find a new woman? or........... FULL TIME RETURN TO THE WWE? rofl.. Oh and a personal note, my thoughts on the Hogans. Nick Hogan is a total loser, a moron, and will get his sooner or later. It always comes around. Brooke Hogan will be pregnant within 2 years to a guy who will go to jail for some kind of drug charge/underage assault. Linda Hogan is going to marry the guy who cleaned out her Colon a few seasons ago, and seemed to enjoy it a tad too much. So you can say linda won't be full of crap anymore after she marries again. And you... Hogan... what will you do Hogan? 24 years is a long time off the dating scene. Your slick 1983 moves won't cut it anymore! Perhaps you can hang with your buddies, Nasty Boy Knobbs and the former Brutus Beefcake, with Jimmy Hart going back to his role of keeping you out of trouble at clubs/bars. Then again, if Hogan does return to the WWE, think of what the fans might chant at him.. *crowd chants* HOGAN...HOGAN...HOGAN... then... HAHA YOU GOT DIVORCED...HAHA...YOU GOT DIVORCED... then... BROOKS A SLUT...BROOKS A SLUT... I doubt that'll happen, if they didn't do it to Flair, I don't think the crowd would do that to Hogan, though I know some of his detractors would love that though. Well because Flair can wrestle in the ring, which covers up the stench of alot of what happens outside the ring to many in the IWC
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Dec 1, 2007 7:37:25 GMT -5
I doubt that'll happen, if they didn't do it to Flair, I don't think the crowd would do that to Hogan, though I know some of his detractors would love that though. Well because Flair can wrestle in the ring, which covers up the stench of alot of what happens outside the ring to many in the IWC Keyword there is IWC, and besides Flair hasn't done a lot of wrestling anyways apart from chops/low-blows. Still, seeing as the arenas are not full of smarks that hate Hogan, he'd be just fine if he made an appearance.
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Post by stevieraymark on Dec 1, 2007 8:45:31 GMT -5
as soon as i seen the thread title i thought i gotta quote dr cox on this one - GIANT WHO CARES
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on Dec 1, 2007 12:53:48 GMT -5
Most people would still pop like mad for Hogan. You'd never hear any negative chants, cuz there'd only be like twelve people doing them.
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Post by biff on Dec 1, 2007 13:16:14 GMT -5
Id still jizz my pants if Hulkamania ran wild one more time.
And thats the truth.
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Post by andrew8798 on Dec 4, 2007 2:48:50 GMT -5
Well the latest on the Bollea divorce or estrangement according to the Torch is just this:
According to various news sources, Linda Hogan was telling "anybody who would listen" this past summer that their hit VH1 reality show "Hogan Knows Best" show was over since she and Brooke were moving to Los Angeles.
This news ties into an even bigger story, which is that Brooke's career has been a major source of conflict between Hulk and Linda for quite some time. Originally, it was Hulk who was pushing for his daughter Brooke to become a pop star. Hulk and Linda bankrolled much of Brooke's singing career - an investment which reportedly cost them upwards of $2 million.
Hulk eventually saw the writing on the wall and came to terms with the fact that Brooke is not the next big pop star. He decided to pull plug on her career financially, which made Linda furious. Linda is dead set on having her baby girl become a star and wants some of Hulk's fortune to continue funding Brooke's career.
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