Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on May 18, 2024 8:47:31 GMT -5
Evil Doink vs. Undertaker Doink plays mind games with The Undertaker, who actually sells it like Doink is getting to him. Paul Bearer eventually reveals that The Undertaker has a crippling fear of clowns. Doink takes advantage of this, terrorizing The Undertaker at every turn, including one angle where about twelve Doinks come out of a casket and surround The Undertaker. Taker tries to fight them, but is overcome. Eventually, Taker musters up the courage to challenge Doink to a match, where he overcomes his fear and defeats the clown once and for all, driving him out of the WWF. This was a WrestleMania X storyline for a fantasy booking I did once, booking from the end of Mania IX until Mania X. Oh man the idea of a casket match clown car full of Doinks is great. Hide them all under the ring and every time Taker opens the casket to try and win another one pops out of it laughing.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
Will never EVER get a personal title. Ever. Nope. Never. Not a chance. No way, no how.
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on May 13, 2024 11:36:07 GMT -5
Why the f*** would Sandy know this anyway? I'm not certain Sandman knew what was happening directly in front of him in 1997
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on May 11, 2024 15:16:31 GMT -5
Stump puller
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on May 6, 2024 17:14:31 GMT -5
Thank you for putting "Flair claims" in your post title. No one else seems to be doing that.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on May 5, 2024 17:16:08 GMT -5
"I'd love to take Brittany to the bare ass buffet" Such an obscenely weird line I've got another pick from this one. "Buenos Nachos, senorita," "I didn't know you spoke spanish," "Yeah I took it in high school....a bunch of tiiiimmmes."
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on May 4, 2024 18:11:11 GMT -5
Rosa Mendez hung around a real long time.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on May 1, 2024 13:33:22 GMT -5
Shouldn't this be more about "Riches to rags?" It makes sense for people to start out low and work their way up as they learn and improve. Iron Sheik in wcw
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Apr 29, 2024 15:17:55 GMT -5
As exploited by Funny or Die. So like the one shot sitcom characters. Only wrestling. Muffy Mower was like a fever dream, so....yeah. She had a last name??
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Apr 27, 2024 13:21:57 GMT -5
The mothers of anyone who ever came out to "Somebody call my momma". Canonically we did meet Brodus's mama at wrestlemania 28. Plus her whole bridge club.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Apr 24, 2024 17:07:33 GMT -5
This dude is thirty-five
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Apr 15, 2024 15:12:18 GMT -5
AEW: THE BESTLERS
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Apr 12, 2024 13:46:27 GMT -5
Why would he be relevant to wrestling Why was ZZ TOP
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Mar 22, 2024 20:32:18 GMT -5
Also fans who want to see satanic managers do piles of cocaine and human sloths as World Champion Keep the Satanist’s doing cocaine in and make Warlord the World Champion and I’ll watch religiously! f*** yeah. I'm pretty sure he's only like seven/eight years older than Tyrus, so it's somehow not out of the picture.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Mar 14, 2024 15:07:12 GMT -5
Kanyon and Mike Awesome had a hard hitting match at Slamborree 2000. I think a feud involving a ladder match have been excellent. Kanyon's a great pick. I bet he would have done some wildly innovative shit for the time.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Mar 14, 2024 15:01:13 GMT -5
Yeah I'd say the '08 raw run was the uneventful part. He feuded with Orton and I think won the title again at some point? Then it's a blank space in my head until the spost'a be ma frannnnd heel turn, so I'm assuming it was more injuries along the way.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Mar 12, 2024 14:09:12 GMT -5
I think I like it at Sam's Club and no where else at this point. Like this is only convenient if I can pick up the handheld gimmick, beep all the shit in my cart, pay and go. If I have to put it in the f***ing "bagging area" or a real person has to come over at any point then this is pointless.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Mar 12, 2024 14:04:21 GMT -5
It's very possible either of these men had one at some point in their careers, but the first thing I thought of was Sting and Muta in the early 90's.
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Mar 11, 2024 16:45:20 GMT -5
When Goldberg beat Raven for the US Title
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Mar 10, 2024 16:40:53 GMT -5
Jordynne Grace and Jonathan Gresham have wrestled on the indies before. They both competed in a gauntlet match at Bound For Glory last year
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Jake, The Jake, Jake
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Jake, The Jake, Jake on Feb 29, 2024 10:03:26 GMT -5
Back when Shawn Spears was on his Perfect Ten NXT run I really wanted some sort of backstage reveal that Doug was his father.
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