Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 4, 2011 22:52:16 GMT -5
WWCF Promo Thread #9 Continued from right here
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 4, 2011 22:52:36 GMT -5
Heh, I have to say, I love violence, especially futile violence over a woman who left you willingly.P**** WILL DO THAT TO YA.N'est-il pas un acteur? Comme, le même garsqui était de Thor graisses, ami Viking dans ce film récent?Who knows? Could just be a fan. Also, yes I know you are from Haiti, but A. Why the f*** are you speaking French, and B. Why can I understand it?Because, I want to, f***face. And people can't understand it, so I can insult them.WHY IS HE HERE?!?To complete the circle....Great, now I forgot was talking about, thanks to you two morons. *Bergman watches Amigo's latest ramblings* Dear god, this is worse than I thought.*picks up phone* Hey, yeah it's about Me and John. Is there anyway we can see you ASAP... great, put us down*hangs up and puts head in hands* What the hell have I gotten myself into?
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2011 0:10:32 GMT -5
Seems to me that two of the three members of Whitey Inc. are really not that smart.
Vincent, I am not pussying out of the match between you and I........I just see no point in it since 1) it is better to ignore a guy who is paranoid and 2) you have lost a lot of the respect he earned from Gookermania 3. You hear that.......you are almost to the point where I respect the Hollywood King over your ass.
Whitey........the cage match you challenged me to..........you wanted me to put my wife on the line in hopes that she could join that little harem you apparently have going. I will tell you once again what I told you in the past..........my wife is not a trophy, she is a human being.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 5, 2011 0:11:16 GMT -5
Seems to me that two of the three members of Whitey Inc. are really not that smart.
Vincent, I am not pussying out of the match between you and I........I just see no point in it since 1) it is better to ignore a guy who is paranoid and 2) you have lost a lot of the respect he earned from Gookermania 3. You hear that.......you are almost to the point where I respect the Hollywood King over your ass.
Whitey........the cage match you challenged me to..........you wanted me to put my wife on the line in hopes that she could join that little harem you apparently have going. I will tell you once again what I told you in the past..........my wife is not a trophy, she is a human being. Seth: I'm not pussying out of our match, it's just that *insert reasons I'm pussying out here.*
Save it.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 5, 2011 0:36:57 GMT -5
OOC:why does no one mention that I'm a Whitey Inc. associate, just curious
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 5, 2011 6:35:53 GMT -5
Seth is a giant pussy.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2011 9:52:58 GMT -5
I'm confused.............which guy is the boss because the way it sounds, Whitey is nothing more than a lackey repeating the same thing his boss Vincent says.
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Sept 5, 2011 10:42:10 GMT -5
OOC:why does no one mention that I'm a Whitey Inc. associate, just curious OOC: No clue, really.....My best guess is at the moment Seth's focusing on ViVA and Whitey and while you're an associate, it hasn't come to the forefront of anything yet.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 5, 2011 10:47:04 GMT -5
I'm confused.............which guy is the boss because the way it sounds, Whitey is nothing more than a lackey repeating the same thing his boss Vincent says. Boss? I'm partners with Viva and Mully. But good job changing the subject from your woman-beating habit.
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Viva
Dennis Stamp
THAT'S MY PURSE! *kick to the groin*
You can dance if you want to.
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Post by Viva on Sept 5, 2011 13:31:10 GMT -5
I'm confused.............which guy is the boss because the way it sounds, Whitey is nothing more than a lackey repeating the same thing his boss Vincent says. Boss? I'm partners with Viva and Mully. But good job changing the subject from your woman-beating habit. All of his tricks are the oldest tricks in the book, man. He pulls so much BS. "I'm not scared, I'm just not gonna fight you. You aren't worth my time. I'm not scared, though. Honest."
And now he's coming with the whole, "Ooh, I bet you let Viva make the rules. I'm gonna try to play you guys against each other, because I don't put my foot in my mouth and point out my hypocrisy every time I speak or anything. My word is the gospel."
He's steadfastly becoming unworthy of my time and effort. The match, Seth, is still there if you want to prove to yourself and everyone watching at home and in Parts Unknown Arena that you're a man, and that you don't back down from a challenge.
Otherwise? I'm sick and tired of hearing you blow smoke.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 5, 2011 13:45:38 GMT -5
*Bergman watches Amigo's latest ramblings* Dear god, this is worse than I thought.*picks up phone* Hey, yeah it's about Me and John. Is there anyway we can see you ASAP... great, put us down*hangs up and puts head in hands* What the hell have I gotten myself into?*appearing from the shadows* Well what you have gotten your self into is a tag team with a man with a class B case of multiple personality disorder working its way to a class A. But I have proposition for both of you. Your tag champs, I have dealt with my fair share of mental ailments how about you join with me and together and by the great Nyarlathotep we can bring this company to its knees HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA *cough* So what do you say?
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Jazzman
King Koopa
Trombone Shorty > Your Favorite Musician
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Post by Jazzman on Sept 5, 2011 14:57:45 GMT -5
*appearing from the shadows* Well what you have gotten your self into is a tag team with a man with a class B case of multiple personality disorder working its way to a class A. But I have proposition for both of you. Your tag champs, I have dealt with my fair share of mental ailments how about you join with me and together and by the great Nyarlathotep we can bring this company to its knees HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAA *cough* So what do you say? Look Jeremy, I appreciate the thought and the offer, but my answer is no. I can't speak for my partner, but I've noramlly always been someone who's taken on my battles alone. I'd personally like to keep it that way.
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 5, 2011 15:05:26 GMT -5
*Frank Castle appears on a catwalk in the upper reaches of the arena*
"Oh Dupoe, you think I've forgotten about you? Looks like you're the only one of your Godforsaken organisation that actually knows how dangerous I really am. You think you're safe? Even by association, you will pay. Nothing will stop me getting to my wife, and if I have to go through coat-tail hanging scum like you, then so be it.
"How do you propose to stop me? Keep rambling to some imaginary god? There is no god that can help you, and even if there were, he'd have the good sense to stay out of my way.
"I'll come up into your little domain any time I like, and if you don't like it, I'll punch you so hard being up here will be like low level flying."
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The Punisher
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"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 5, 2011 15:12:09 GMT -5
Heh, I have to say, I love violence, especially futile violence over a woman who left you willingly.
P**** WILL DO THAT TO YA.
N'est-il pas un acteur? Comme, le même garsqui était de Thor graisses, ami Viking dans ce film récent?
Who knows? Could just be a fan. You love violence? Then I'll introduce you to real violence you second rate punk. How about I beat your face in with a knuckle duster till you're eating your own teeth? How about I smack you so hard around your head with a baseball bat that your own mother wouldn't recognise you? How about I shove a tazer in your balls till you start p***** yourself like a baby? How about I wrap your body in barbed wire and kick you down some stairs?
Liking that? Good, then we have lots to discuss don't we?
And Thor is a wuss.
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Jeremy Dupoe
Don Corleone
Your lack of intelligence disgusts me
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Post by Jeremy Dupoe on Sept 5, 2011 15:12:54 GMT -5
*Frank Castle appears on a catwalk in the upper reaches of the arena*
"Oh Dupoe, you think I've forgotten about you? Looks like you're the only one of your Godforsaken organisation that actually knows how dangerous I really am. You think you're safe? Even by association, you will pay. Nothing will stop me getting to my wife, and if I have to go through coat-tail hanging scum like you, then so be it.
"How do you propose to stop me? Keep rambling to some imaginary god? There is no god that can help you, and even if there were, he'd have the good sense to stay out of my way.
"I'll come up into your little domain any time I like, and if you don't like it, I'll punch you so hard being up here will be like low level flying." this poem is for you:
The big fly thought he was all that then he flew into the spiders trap though he squirmed he couldn't get free the spider came and that was the end of he now he lay wrapped in silk so the spider can drink him like milk
just so you can understand the symbolism I'm the spider your the fly
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2011 15:32:31 GMT -5
Boss? I'm partners with Viva and Mully. But good job changing the subject from your woman-beating habit. All of his tricks are the oldest tricks in the book, man. He pulls so much BS. "I'm not scared, I'm just not gonna fight you. You aren't worth my time. I'm not scared, though. Honest."
And now he's coming with the whole, "Ooh, I bet you let Viva make the rules. I'm gonna try to play you guys against each other, because I don't put my foot in my mouth and point out my hypocrisy every time I speak or anything. My word is the gospel."
He's steadfastly becoming unworthy of my time and effort. The match, Seth, is still there if you want to prove to yourself and everyone watching at home and in Parts Unknown Arena that you're a man, and that you don't back down from a challenge.
Otherwise? I'm sick and tired of hearing you blow smoke. Of course I would rather move on from your baseless accusations because they are basically that and I'm not going to bother with that. I'm just merely saying that what is going on is.........Vinny is saying all of the insults and Whitey, who is supposed to be the main guy, is just basically being Vincent's sidekick with "Yeah Yeah....repeat whatever Vincent said".
And Vinnie, I'm not out here calling myself the best of all time. My word is not gospel nor do I call myself a messiah of any kind. Just a thought before you keep making an ass of yourself.
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Post by "Handsome" Whitey Fats on Sept 5, 2011 15:38:11 GMT -5
Hey I didn't ask to be the Wrestling Messiah. I was born that way, and the Good Lord decided I was the best possible person to lead this organization to the promised land
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Sept 5, 2011 16:13:38 GMT -5
Heh, I have to say, I love violence, especially futile violence over a woman who left you willingly.
P**** WILL DO THAT TO YA.
N'est-il pas un acteur? Comme, le même garsqui était de Thor graisses, ami Viking dans ce film récent?
Who knows? Could just be a fan. You love violence? Then I'll introduce you to real violence you second rate punk. How about I beat your face in with a knuckle duster till you're eating your own teeth? How about I smack you so hard around your head with a baseball bat that your own mother wouldn't recognise you? How about I shove a tazer in your balls till you start p***** yourself like a baby? How about I wrap your body in barbed wire and kick you down some stairs?
Liking that? Good, then we have lots to discuss don't we?
And Thor is a wuss. Aww, the little comic book nerd thinks he's hot stuff! Aww, isn't that precious?Slight difference between us and some hapless security guards, ace.YOU ARE LIKE LITTLE GIRL, AND WE SHALL BEAT YOU LIKE ONE IF WE CROSS PATHS.Besides, don't you have your wife to stalk? I'm sure she's really being won over again.
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The Punisher
Unicron
"They don't fear the law. They fear me..."
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Post by The Punisher on Sept 5, 2011 16:17:30 GMT -5
*Frank Castle appears on a catwalk in the upper reaches of the arena*
"Oh Dupoe, you think I've forgotten about you? Looks like you're the only one of your Godforsaken organisation that actually knows how dangerous I really am. You think you're safe? Even by association, you will pay. Nothing will stop me getting to my wife, and if I have to go through coat-tail hanging scum like you, then so be it.
"How do you propose to stop me? Keep rambling to some imaginary god? There is no god that can help you, and even if there were, he'd have the good sense to stay out of my way.
"I'll come up into your little domain any time I like, and if you don't like it, I'll punch you so hard being up here will be like low level flying." this poem is for you:
The big fly thought he was all that then he flew into the spiders trap though he squirmed he couldn't get free the spider came and that was the end of he now he lay wrapped in silk so the spider can drink him like milk
just so you can understand the symbolism I'm the spider your the fly Thank you for pointing out which was which there Dupoe, I was really struggling to get what you meant there.
I'm not the fly. I'm pest control, and I'll gladly rip your web off the wall and flush you down the plughole.
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Sept 5, 2011 16:21:38 GMT -5
Hey I didn't ask to be the Wrestling Messiah. I was born that way, and the Good Lord decided I was the best possible person to lead this organization to the promised land I didnt know that you were young enough or JBL was old enough to where, "The Wrestling God" met you one day and said........."This man will be the Wrestling Messiah."
Trust me, I have more of an in with the real Higher Power and he told me you are nothing but a false prophet.
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