Mozenrath
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 4, 2008 17:13:37 GMT -5
Garden State was perhaps one of the most boring movies I've ever seen. This is a guy who stayed awake through Manos. The non-MST'd version? Damn! It was with GREAT difficulty, and the MST guys should be canonized.
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Post by Dynamite Kid on Jan 4, 2008 17:18:06 GMT -5
Anything with Adam Sandler, Ben Stiller, Will Ferrell, Owen Wilson and/or Dane Cook in it.
Aside from The Wedding Singer which has some minor ironic value.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jan 4, 2008 17:18:55 GMT -5
Maybe because I was tired of the character before I even saw the movie, but I laughed exactly once during Borat, and that was when the little fat guy and he were wrestling naked.
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Grendel
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But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 4, 2008 17:24:23 GMT -5
Garden State was perhaps one of the most boring movies I've ever seen. This is a guy who stayed awake through Manos. I'm with you on that one. I made it through both, and they were difficult to sit through.
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mrrotten
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Post by mrrotten on Jan 4, 2008 17:29:17 GMT -5
Titantic Superbad Big Daddy I'm not big into the Godfather series, though it does have it's moments
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Post by krill on Jan 4, 2008 17:30:09 GMT -5
Mobster films. Just find them boring.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 4, 2008 17:34:30 GMT -5
Most Kevin Smith films.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Jan 4, 2008 17:41:34 GMT -5
Schindler's List and most war movies. YAWN.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 4, 2008 17:52:37 GMT -5
Crash. OK, Racism is bad. Thank you! I was not aware of that!
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Jiren
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Post by Jiren on Jan 4, 2008 18:19:00 GMT -5
X-men series
i think they're absolute garbage
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wrasslinmachine
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Post by wrasslinmachine on Jan 4, 2008 18:25:38 GMT -5
Gladiator: sorry kids I just found this movie unamusing and just a way too hyped up action film to win best picture.
American Beauty: this movie was boring and unfunny. People swore by this film, again nothing but garbage.
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Post by CrazySting on Jan 4, 2008 18:42:00 GMT -5
citizen Kane: very boring.
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Post by tankmcquade on Jan 4, 2008 18:56:41 GMT -5
Two words......Harry Potter.
That is all...
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Post by texaswhopper on Jan 4, 2008 19:36:32 GMT -5
Juno. Im probably the first person to say it EVER. I have my reasons though even if hard to make clear.
As a person thats been screwed over by girls before I get mad at the way the girl is all over the guy. Its fake movie love thats attained so easy in the movies just by being "the coolest guy ever." Perhaps in a perfect world that would be the case. Ive been the coolest guy ever to alot of girls but it sure didnt make them in love with me. As a matter of fact they still went out with someone else. So fake.
Im also mad at how typical of the female character to like to look at jock runners. Why does the male lead have to be into sports in the movie? Why couldnt the girl be into someone that fixes computers or something. How about the nerd PC guys the movie pokes fun at for a second? It was such an easy way to go according to the writers of this movie. To think that every girl likes athletes. They couldnt have thought of anything else?
Im sorry I couldnt like the movie. I know people love it but I just cant stand it.
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Post by Rube on Jan 4, 2008 21:55:52 GMT -5
Lord Of The Rings. I hate wizards and midgets.
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Post by Janitor From Mars on Jan 4, 2008 22:37:24 GMT -5
Harry Potter. Lord of the Rings. Just didn't like 'em. Agreed. Creeps me out to see 26 year old Harry Potter fans.
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Post by LCR, Formerly Blue Nova on Jan 4, 2008 22:52:09 GMT -5
Garden State, Donnie Darko - pseudo/intellectualism and not nearly as deep as the teens who "had their minds blown" think it to be
LotR - Just too long to sit through. While the books were excellent, the movies get to be a bit tedious to watch.
Any movie by Mizoguchi Kenji - I've seen a couple and it is like watching molasses slide down the jar in an igloo in the middle of January. He had good stories but his pacing and style ruined a lot of things for me.
Audition: It was a snuff torture film. Yawn. Boring. Miike can do much better (see Happiness of the Katakuris
Crash: To concur with a previous poster, I'll say what I said after I saw it: "Racism bad? What else you got?"
American remakes of J-Horror films: They routinely miss the point and don't scare nearly as well as their Japanese counterparts.
Action films where everything magically falls together into a nice, neat little package. Give me a dystopic action movie (Robocop, Soldier, etc.) over the lame packaged 'action' films.
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Jan 4, 2008 22:55:51 GMT -5
Audition: It was a snuff torture film. Yawn. Boring. Miike can do much better (see Happiness of the Katakuris Do you know what a snuff movie is?
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Post by LCR, Formerly Blue Nova on Jan 4, 2008 23:00:54 GMT -5
Audition: It was a snuff torture film. Yawn. Boring. Miike can do much better (see Happiness of the Katakuris Do you know what a snuff movie is? It's the actual killing of a person while it is filmed without any FX etc.. Audition was the legal equivalent of such activities. Edit: Don't get me wrong, I like horror films. This was just brutal torture for the sake of brutality without much of a plot impetus interwoven into it -- hence my original analogy.
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Grendel
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
But ... why is all the rum gone?
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Post by Grendel on Jan 4, 2008 23:00:57 GMT -5
Audition: It was a snuff torture film. Yawn. Boring. Miike can do much better (see Happiness of the Katakuris Do you know what a snuff movie is? I do ... I do. Never seen one, but I know what one is.
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