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Post by Oceanic on Aug 8, 2005 23:07:20 GMT -5
Todd Grisham: "I'm here with Girl Next Door contender Oceanic who seems to have a large target on her back lately. First thing's first. How do you feel about getting superkicked on the Heartbreak Hotel last week?"
Oceanic: "How do you think I feel, Todd? I'm upset. Bret Michaels may think that he just cheap shotted a defenseless woman but he's in for a rude surprise. This isn't Alabama, Bret. I hit back. If I see you again you can bet that you'll get a receipt for your despicable attack on me. But in the meantime I've decided to focus on your girlfriend Rosa during the Rumble this Sunday. Don't get me wrong. I'm thrilled that she's decided to participate and become a wrestler. But since she's decided to stick with you, I'm going to give her a little extra attention. Rosa, it's nothing personal. I just want you to get educated on how it works around here when you decide to stick with losers."
Todd: "What about the comments from Hillary Clitton? She's still sticking to her guns. She decides when she defends against whom"
Oceanic: "My father had a word for people like Clitton. Loud cowards. She talks a mean fight but when it's time to throw down she's nowhere to be found. I've backed up everything I've said. She's just been talking. If she wants to impress me, she can get in the ring like the rest of us and defend that belt against all comers. That includes everyone from Linda, Mia, and myself all the way down to Jackie Gayda."
Todd: "One last question. You have your match against Linda Ragnal this Wednesday. What can the fans expect from you two?"
Oceanic: "One hell of a match. Both Linda and I have been dying for some real competition and we've found it in each other. She knows how dangerous I am and I know the same about her. I think our match this Wednesday will be a teaser for a series of matches between ourselves in the near future, only when we meet up again one of us will be champion. I'm going to make sure it's me."
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Post by viscera on Aug 8, 2005 23:20:26 GMT -5
Principal Pain and The Canceler are in their lockeroom, preparing for their upcoming match against The Rockers. Pain is standing in front of a chalkboard.
Pain: Now pay attention my protege. Our opponents are " High Flyers " Therefore, we have a clear disadvanatage. Due to your lack of speed and agility... we will need to focus on grounding them.
Canceler: * Grunts *
Pain: Now we'll simply have to focus on their legs...so...
Suddenly their's a knock at the door and Secretary Saucy walks inside. She all upset.
Saucy; Mr Pain! They didn't put me in that Queen Rumble Royal Doo-dad? Am I that sad and unskilled?
Pain looks at her and shakes his head.
Pain: saucy... you lack the knowledge of wrestling... how can you wrestle, if you don't even know how to do a simple SNAPMARE?! How can you manage without the ability for a DROPKICK?!
Secretary Saucy looks at her master and nods.
Saucy: You're right Principal... I must learn to wrestle to stand a chance of winning any matches!
Pain: Glad I could help you... now get out of here and fetch me a glass of water!
The Secretary runs out of the lockeroom... Pain looks back at the Canceler
Pain: Now then... as I was saying...
Cut to Commercial
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 8, 2005 23:49:11 GMT -5
(Ultimo Chocula is reading the match board for the week and sees who his opponent will be.)
UC: "All right! Steve Blackman! Now I can show off my martial arts skills! All those years of playing Street Fighter are gonna pay off tonight, boy! Ha-dooooo-ken!"
(UC is about to leave but he sees something written beneath his name.)
UC: "What? Crazy loon? Why I outta....."
(UC takes out a pen from his coat scribbles out the comment under his name. He then writes "Pees his bed" under Dorf's name and laughs to himself.)
UC: "Ha! Now, in a hundred years, everyone will know the score!"
(UC puts the pen back in his pocket and heads down the hallway humming the theme from "The Jeffersons".)
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Post by garyhartsgoatee on Aug 9, 2005 4:35:57 GMT -5
*The Balance of Power is all in the ring, the crowd boos loudly*
Pza: SHUTUP! Show some respect for the Balance of Power... Just because you will never be as good as we are doesn't mean you can hate us all of the sudden... Now on to the subject at hand. Toomi... We are sick of being overlooked in the EWT. Sure, I was at the ppv... But after the ppv what happened? An evening gown match... And that's all... I'm a duel champion "Toomer"... Not only do I hold the Gene Rayburn Memorial Title but i'm a Stable champion... While the man I beat at the ppv is getting a shot at the OX Division Title i'm sitting at home on my ass WATCHING!Well I demand a match... Not just any match, but a match with whomever wins the Ox division title match at No Rest for the Wicked... I think... No, I KNOW I deserve it...
Destroyer: TOOMI... Don't act like you don't remember me... Remember how you got on your knees and begged me to stay when I decided to walk out of this place... Remember how I was SUCH an important part of the development of this up and commer El Unorigino? You lied Toomi... And I can't let you get away with that... And I WON'T let you get away with it!
Epidemik: We are the strongest faction to ever be placed together in the EWT's history... And we are still being overlooked... Guys, it looks like we are going to have to do something to catch Toomi's attention. Right Curly?
Curly: Your Damm Right Epidemik! Here I am a former 5 time MCW champion and you put me in a match against a midget! . . .a MIDGET! . . and not any ordinary midget either . . . no you put me in a match with Dink the Clown . . its a Disgrace . . here Big tell them what you think . .
*Curly gives the mike to Mr.Big*
Mr.Big: . .
*Curly takes the mike back*
Curly: Exactly . . Big can't even bring himself to say how horrific this is! . . and I've seen horrific . . that Viscera v Bastion Booger submission only match still gives me . . .well actually I quite enjoyed that . .
*A VLB Chant starts up*
Curly: . . go on Chant away you mindless sheep! . . . cause when the Balance of Power is on top of the EWT . . you'll be looking up at us as the greatest thing that ever happened to the EWT!
*Crowd Boos!*
Pza: So Toomi... Open your eyes... We will soon be knocking on your door DEMANDING whats ours... And people, from the bottom of our hearts...
B.O.P. together: F***...THE...FANS!
* The crowd boos as the Balance of Power exits the ring showing off their Stable titles*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 9, 2005 5:27:35 GMT -5
*Some country sytle music plays & Hillbilly Jim appears at the top of the ramp.*
RA: From Mudlick, Kentucky. Weighing in at 320 lbs. Hillbilly Jim!
*He gets a small pop.*
*Spaz's theme hits. The crowd pops huge. There are a few Spaz = Champion signs as well as DSR will feel The Shockwave & others.*
RA: And his opponent, being accompianied by Becky Bayless, from Sydney, Australia, weighing in at 216 lbs Spaz!
*Spaz rolls into the ring, shakes hands with Jim & the bell rings. Spaz is quickly on the offensive taking Jim down with a shoulder block. Spaz coems bakc off the ropes & as Jim slowly rises to his knees Spaz hits a Enziguri. Jim is reeling & Spaz is quickly up on the top turnbuckle. He salutes the crowd & hits a Shooting Star Press on Jim. 1-2-NO Jim barely kicks out. As Jim struggles to his feet Spaz grabs Jim & hits a German Suplex, the crowd rise as they know what is coming. They count along as Spaz hits a second & a third Bridging it into a pin. 1-2-NO. Jim gets his shoulder up. Spaz pops up quickly & Jim is slow to get to his feet. Spaz signals the end is nigh & lift Jim up for The Shockwave. 1-2-3! Spaz's music hits & Becky gets into the ring to celebrate.*
RA: Here is your winner Spaz!
*The crowd pops as Spaz grabs a mic.*
S: See you at the contract signing DSR! That is if you have the balls to show up.
*The crowd pops again as they head to the back.*
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Post by The Lach is very tired on Aug 9, 2005 5:44:26 GMT -5
*Spaz & Becky are shown heading through the curtain.*
S: Becky I want you to stay in the locker room for the contract signing.
B: Why babe?
S: Well firstly I don't trust Toomi as far as I can throw him. Secondly DSR would kill his own mother to keep that title. I don't want you getting hurt.
B: If that is what you want.
S: Thanks baby.
*Cut to commercial.*
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Maelstrom
AC Slater
The Tide Will Turn!
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Post by Maelstrom on Aug 9, 2005 9:35:36 GMT -5
(and were back from the Commercial)
Lillian Garcia: Ladies and Gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for one fall . . .
*Some generic heavy rock hits*
LG: Making his way to the ring from Los Angeles California . . weighing in at 364 pounds . . . Big John Studd!
*The Crowd cheers as Big John walks to the ring he raises his hand in acknowledgment of the crowd, he asks Lillian for the mike*
Big John Studd: Maelstrom . . . think you can hit your Whirlpool on me? . . . think again . . . because I'm the Real Giant!
*He passes the mike back to Lillian and does some stretches on the ropes*
LG: His opponent from The Aquarium . .
*'Apocalypse Please' hits as Maelstroms pyro goes off . . . he then heads to the ring*
LG: weighing in at around 289 pounds . . . Maelstrom!!
*Maelstrom climbs into the ring and walks straight up to Big John . . they stare each other down*
*The Bell Rings*
Maelstrom and Big John talk crap at each other for a bit and then Maelstrom bounces off the ropes and tries a shoulder charge.
Jesse Ventura: Nobody Moves!
Maelstrom tries it again and manages to stagger Big John back a foot or so. Maelstrom then challenges Big John to try. So Big John comes off the ropes with a shoulder Charge.
Gorilla Monsoon: The Immovable Object has just collided with the irresistible force . .
Big John goes off the ropes again but this time goes for a clothesline, Maelstrom ducks it but fails to avoid the shoulder charge on Big Johns return . . . Maelstrom staggers back but doesn't go down. Big John walks over to do some more damage but gets a kick to the gut for his trouble, Maelstrom lashes out with some big clubbing blows, Big John shrugs them off and tries some of his own, they exchange punches until Big John puts Maelstrom in a head lock. Big John then throws Maelstrom into the ropes. Maelstrom comes back with a clothesline but it only staggers Big John, Maelstrom goes for another but Big John still won't go down. Maelstrom goes for a third knocking Big John into the ropes. Maelstrom signals for a Big Boot, here he goes and . . . AH . . Big John moved out the way and Maelstrom has crotched himself on the top rope. Big John then clotheslines him out and to the floor.
*The Crowd cheers on Big John Studd*
Big John shows his appreciation to the fans while Maelstrom gets back to his feet and climbs back into the ring.
Gorilla Monsoon: Never have I seen such a show of power and fortitude from both of these men!
Jesse Ventura: I don't know Gorilla, i'm sure one of these guys is going to get sneaky to win this match.
Maelstrom and Big John square off against each other again, they tie up and Maelstrom gets the upperhand and attempts a bodyslam! . . but only succeeds in having Big John fall on top of him . . .
1,2
Maelstrom kicks out, Big John picks up Maelstrom and theres a backbreaker. Maelstrom is down on the mat, looks like Big John is signaling for the end . . he goes to pick him up and . . . no wait Maelstrom has reversed it into Water-on-the-Brain! . .
*The crowd is goes crazy as the submission move is applied*
Gorilla Monsoon: . . Maelstrom used this very same tactic on Bam Bam Bigelow last week to get the win . .
Big John struggles against the hold. The ref raises his arm . . but John continues to fight, he manages to stand up and a few shots to the ribs break the submission hold. Big John now with the advantage body slams Maelstrom, he follows it up with a cover.
1,2
Maelstrom kicks out again, Big John is getting annoyed and throws Maelstrom into the corner, he softens Maelstrom up with a ten punch in the corner and . . . hey Maelstrom has got Big John Studd on his shoulders in a powerbomb position . . . Whirlpool!!!
1,2,3
Lillian Garcia: Your winner . . . Maelstrom!!
*A huge ovation is heard from the fans, as Maelstrom helps up Big John Studd*
Jesse Ventura: I don't' believe it! . .
Gorilla Monsoon: . .Unprecedented power shown by Maelstrom, I think Billy should be worried, Jesse.
Jesse: He sure should be worried, but I know Billy I'm sure he'll have a plan for dealing with Maelstrom.
*Maelstrom and Big Jon Studd celebrate with the crowd as we cut to a commercial break*
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Post by whoopdeedoo on Aug 9, 2005 13:32:57 GMT -5
[Ride the Lightning hits and WDD walks down to the ring, his bandages gone. WDD slides into the ring and grabs a mic]
WDD: Well, first of all, I want to congratulate Andy on a wonderful showing yesterday against Terry Taylor. Poor Terry, hopefully he'll remember his name eventually. But let's cut to the chase shall we? Theo Rumm, you've been running scared from me since day 1, and now you are just SO confident just because you hired the Bazillion Dollar Corporation to take me out. But really Theo, if you wanted to scare me, you should have attacked me yourself, without any help. Hiring someone to assault me shows that you are resourceful, and I respect that, but it doesn't in any way show that you are strong. However, I'll give you some points for this, you did hurt me, not badly enough however, to keep me out of our match at No Rest For The Wicked. And in our cage match, I will show you NO MERCY!
[WDD turns around, only to get speared by Theo, who snuck behind him during his speech. Theo grabs the mic and gets in WDD's face]
TR: You know what WhoopDeeDoo? You keep spouting off about how weak I am, and how I'm a coward, and how you're the greatest. But I'll let you know something WDD? You're the coward! If you really are the best, then how come you are always cheap shotting me and sneak attacking me? I'll let you know that I am not weak! I am not a coward! Because a weakling or a coward would have given up by now, but I JUST DON'T Q-
[Theo is cut short via chair shot from the back from Andy, who came out from under the ring. Theo goes down like a brick. Andy grabs WDD's arm and pulls him up. They begin stomping on Theo's body, but the Billion Dollar Corporation runs out and chases them out of the ring and helps Theo up. WDD and Andy walk up the ramp exchanging threats with the BDC and Theo. After WDD and Andy leave, the BDC help Theo out of the ring]
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 9, 2005 18:44:03 GMT -5
*Michael Cole is backstage with the Ragnals.*
COLE:Mike and Linda,you guys are scheduled to compete tomorrow night at-
MIKE:Now stop right there,Cole.We're not here to discuss tomorrow night.We're here to discuss the numerous tandems that'v just uprooted into EWT,like the PTA and the Billion Dollar Corporation.And if you'll notice,they didn't start showing up until AFTER Joe and Linda showed up here.It's just so damn annoying to see so many stables show up here,and to me,it feels like they just copied off of us!And then WDD has the idea to give his own team the Stable belts.And last I checked,those belts have not yet been recognized by our own GM,Toomi Bischoff!
LINDA:But aside from that,Cole,it's not the Stable belts that matter to us.It's the number of stables here.And we plan to turn them all into Elemental Disasters.
MIKE:And that's the Shocking Truth!
*Mike then punches Cole in the face,and knocks him down to the floor.*
JOE:Dude!What was that for?
MIKE:Meh,figure I'd save Chocula the trouble.
JOE:That nutcase?
MIKE:Hey,COle was there,plain and simple.Sides,haven't you guys wanted to beat up a reporter?
*Maria walks by.*
LINDA:Hold thatr thought.
*Linda walks off screen.The camera stays on Mike and Joe,as several sound effects are heard off screen.Mike and Joe watch on as they make several different expressions.After a minute,Linda walks back on camera,her hair messed up.*
LINDA:Sorry.You were saying?
MIKE:...Nnnnevermind.
*The Ragnals head off.Cut to commercial.*
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Post by Ultimo Chocula on Aug 9, 2005 21:30:05 GMT -5
("Poor And Weird" plays and the crowd commences with the heckling. Ultimo comes from out the back and makes his way to the ring, smirking all the way. He gets int he ring and takes the mic.)
UC: "I hope all of you schlubs out there are taking this in. Because one day you all will say to your friends or relatives or some biddy you're trying to impress, "I was there. I saw Ultimo Chocula before he became a legend." Not that I'm all ready a legend, but more......god like! You see, this Sunday, I'm going to make mince meat out of Gorf and Davey Boy! I'm going to take the OX division title to new heights! This Sunday I will go down as more than a wrestling visionary, but I will become a modern day Renascence man in my very own epic! So take it all in while you can, jerk stuffs! This is the last time I'll let any of you unwashed heathens this close to me ever again!"
Random guy in the crowd: "You suck!"
UC: "Oh really? When do you wrestle your match? What's that? Never? Then Shaddup!"
Crowd: "BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
UC: "Now on to my opponent tonight, Mars Blackmon. He may think that he's a martial arts expert and all that, but I beat Street Fighter Alpha Three on the hardest difficulty with Dan 20 times! Aw yeah! Fear me and cower! So come on out, Ralph Machio! I'll even let you pick what style I'll kick yer rear with!"
(The lights go down and some generic techno/rock comes on as Steve comes out with his glow sticks and does his routine down the ramp and into the ring. The lights go back up and the music stops.)
UC: "If you're done with your own private rave, I'd like to hurry up and beat you proper so I can plan my coronation when I become the OX division champion this Sunday. Do you know what a championship is? Someday, when you stop fooling around with those batons you stole from the glee club, you might win one. Is any of this getting through that brick of concrete you call a skull?"
(Blackman has heard enough and belts UC right in the kisser with a hard right jab. UC hits the deck and the bell rings for the match to start. UC gets back up but Blackman continues his assault punching away on UC's head. Blackman sends UC into the ropes and gives him a BAAAAAAAAAACK BODY DROP! UC gets up but he's greeted with a pump kick from Blackman. Blackman goes for the pin but only gets two. Blackman bodyslams UC then gives him a fist drop. Blackman then gives UC a snap suplex followed by a hiptoss and into an armbar. UC struggles but can't break the hold. After a few minutes UC gets back to his feet and armdrags Blackman out of the hold. UC goes to the ropes for some offense but Blackman greets him with a clothesline. Blackman stomps on UC a few times and goes for another pin. Two count. Blackman gives UC a European Uppercut and UC goes back to the corner. Blackman mounts the turnbuckles for the 10 punch. He gets to about seven when UC grabs Blackman by the legs and snake eyes him into the top turnbuckle. Blackman holds his face as he gets up and doesn't see UC bounce off the ropes and blast him with a flying back elbow. Blackman goes down and UC starts punching away on him. The ref breaks it up but UC goes right back to punching the downed Blackman. The ref breaks it again. UC picks Blackman up and hits him with a Dragon Buster. He goes for the pin but only gets two. UC sends Blackman into the ropes but Blackman ducks the clothesline attempt. He bounces off the rebound for his own move but UC beats him to it with a pin point dropkick that sends Blackman over and out of the ring. UC signals, bounces off the ropes, and catapults himself over the top nailing Blackman with a Cannonball Run.
UC rams Blackman's head into the guard rail a couple times then hits swinging neckbreaker on the floor. He goes into the ring only to break the count then heads back out to continue his assault. He whips Blackman head first into the iron steps. The clang echos through the arena. Blackman staggers up to one knee but UC springboards off the steps and blasts Blackman with a Shining Wizard. UC throws Blackman back into the ring and climbs the turnbuckles where he leaps off and hits a Knee-Sault right across Blackman's stomach. UC goes for the win but only gets two. UC sends Blackman into the ropes and catches him with a gut buster. Still only a two. UC picks Blackman up in a Torture Rack position then turns it into a neck breaker but still only gets two. UC locks on a surfboard to try and wear Blackman down. The crowd is clapping trying to get Blackman back into it. After a few minutes Blackman gets up and UC breaks the hold only to hit a flying head scissors. UC gets back up and measures Blackman for another one. Once Blackman is up, UC goes for another head scissors, but Blackman holds onto UC's legs and uses his momentum to send him face first into the bottom turnbuckle.
Blackman shakes off the cobwebs and see UC go for a clothesline but he ducks and hits a neck breaker. Blackman and UC stagger back up and Blackman kicks him in the bread basket. Blackman runs the ropes and hits UC with a flying karate chop. UC gets up only to be side suplexed. Blackman runs the ropes again and hits an elbow drop. Blackman picks UC up and backs him into a corner where he gives UC a few shoulder thrusts. Blackman sends UC into the opposite corner, but UC reverses. Blackman leaps to the second turnbuckle and comes back on UC with a flying cross body. UC uses the momentum to roll back on top of Blackman and goes for the pin. The referee doesn't see UC has a hand full of tights as he counts to three.)
Lillian: "Here is your winner.........Ultimo Chocula!"
(UC slides out of the ring and backs up the ramp, laughing and pointing at his head as if to say "I've got brains". Blackman is jawing at the ref pleading his case but he isn't listening. Frustrated at the BS loss, Blackman glares back at UC. UC has his arms up in victory as he walks back stage to his usual chorus of boos.)
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Limey
Unicron
It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Aug 10, 2005 1:39:42 GMT -5
*Backstage. Sum Guy is there, with Limey.*
Guy: My name is Sum Guy, and I mark for Jeff Hardy's TNA music. I'm here with Limey, who is defending the EWT tag belts along with the Heartbreak Hitman, Bret Michaels. Now, Limey, Mr. Bischoff made it quite clear that you seem to be the weak link in the team. How does that make you feel?
Limey: Weak link? Guy, I'm twice the wrestler that Bret will ever be! I can't believe that Toomi seriously believes that Bret carries our matches! Well, tonight will be different. Tonight, you will see an amazing five-star match-up, and tonight the focus will be on me.
Guy: Strong words. So, what about Carla?
Limey: (Pause) Carla...I will get answers for her. All of my hard work has led me to one place, and I know damn well what to do once I get there. You see...
*HBH, Gasoline and Rosa enter.*
HBH: (Sarcastically) Hey there, partner! I heard at No Rest For The Wicked, you're going to face a dangerous, annoying hoss, and I've got the night off! Pretty sweet deal, isn't it?
Gasoline: Yeah, just try not to make Bret look bad tonight facing MNM. Bret's what you would call a "high-profile" star in EWT, and he really can't afford a partner that makes him carry the whole match, can he?
HBH: Well spoken, Gas'! So, in case I don't see you, good luck against that newbie hoss, and I hope you find...well...whatever her name is. That annoying Cow-woman. Now, if you'll excuse me, our match is up next.
*HBH, Rosa and Gasoline leave, laughing amongst themselves.*
Guy: Sooo.....
Limey: This interview is OVER.
*Limey leaves in a huff.*
Guy: Well...I'm Sum Guy, and I once pissed myself in high school, and everyone called me Sum Guy. Yeah...they couldn't really incorporate the word "piss" into my name. Well, HBH and Limey verses MNM, NEXT.
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Limey
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It's been awhile.
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Post by Limey on Aug 10, 2005 2:26:28 GMT -5
*MNM's crappy music hits, and Johnny "I've never shown my face on WWE TV before in my life" Nitro and Joey "Because of that announcer guy I had to change my name so that people don't get confused" Mercury hit the ring, accompanied by Melina "Hawt ring entrance" Perez. They make their way to the ring, being snapshotted and coming down a red carpet. Johnny and Joey slide into the ring, and Melina does her hot ring entrance. "Sexy Boy" hits, and HBH is out, accompanied by Gasoline and Rosa. Bret is on the outside of the ring when "RIP" hits, and Limey runs out to the outside of the ring. Limey and Bret stare each other down before quickly turning their attention to MNM. They both slide in the ring at once, and do a double beatdown on MNM with fury punches. Limey chucks Mercury out of the ring, and HBH Irish whips Nitro into Limey, who hits a spinebuster. Limey signals that he's starting things off, and Bret shrugs and goes to his corner. Limey picks up Nitro by the head, and Nitro hits a few punches to the gut of Limey before hitting an armdrag. Limey lands on his feet and hits an armdrag of his own on Nitro. Nitro handsprings up, and trips the legs of Limey before attempting to fall onto him, however Limey rolls out of the way before quickly getting to his feet. Both men are up, and both hit a dropkick, hitting each other, and landing on their knees, staring each other down. The crowd applauds this technical display. Nitro goes over and shoves Limey, who shoves back. Limey and Nitro then tie-up, and Limey hits a belly-to-belly. Nitro gets to his feet, holding his back, and he runs into a dropkick from Limey. Limey picks up Nitro and stares at Bret before dragging Nitro to his corner and reluctantly tagging Bret in. Bret gets in, and Limey and Bret hit a double team suplex on Nitro. Bret goes for the pin.
1, 2...
And Nitro gets his foot on the rope. Bret stomps away on Nitro until Nitro can get to his feet, and then Bret attempts an Irish whip, which is reversed, and Nitro hits a clothesline on Bret's rebound. Nitro then quickly crawls to the corner to tag in Mercury, who runs out and stomps on Bret. Bret, however, shoves Mercury away. Mercury gets to his feet and runs to Bret again, but Bret hits Mercury in the gut, and then hits an inverted atomic drop. Mercury hops around, and then Bret hits a jawbreaker. Bret then drags Mercury over to a corner (away from Limey and Nitro), and hits a Figure Four, wrapping Mercury's legs around the ring post. The ref tells Bret to release the hold, which he does, and he "argues" with the ref. Meanwhile, Rosa goes up to Mercury, and slams his leg into the ring post.
*Backstage, Oceanic is looking on in disgust.*
Bret "calms down", and picks up Mercury by the head before hitting a few knees to the gut. Bret then hits a snap suplex on Mercury, before dragging him over to the corner. Bret then climbs the turnbuckle, and hits a flying elbow drop onto Mercury. He goes for the pin.
1, 2...
And Nitro runs in and breaks up the three count. Nitro then calmly walks back to his corner. Bret looks annoyed, and yells at Limey why he didn't stop Nitro, to which Limey simply shrugs. Meanwhile, Mercury, seizing an opportunity, attempts a roll-up on Bret, and he grabs the bottom rope.
1, 2, 3...NO!
Bret kicks out, showing tremendous power over Mercury. Bret gets to his feet, yells "You son of a B****!" to Mercury before hitting him with some deadly fury punches. He then Irish whips Mercury into his corner, before running at him with an avalanche splash manouver. However, Mercury ducks this, and Limey tags himself in. Limey jumps to the turnbuckle, and as Mercury turns, Limey hits a spinning wheel kick. Limey then picks up Mercury and calls for the Twist O' Lime. However, Nitro runs in, and charges at Limey. Limey sees this, and ducks a clothesline attempt by Nitro, dropping Mercury, and then as Nitro turns, Limey kicks him in the gut, and lifts him up...TWIST O' LIME CONNECTS! However, Mercury is to his feet, and he eyes Limey. Bret runs in, however, and hits the SWEET CHIN MUZAK on Mercury!!! Limey turns by the noise, and sees Mercury on the floor. He casually thanks Bret for the assisstance before going for the cover.
1, 2, 3!
WINNERS: Limey and the Heartbreak Hitman, Bret Michaels!
*Post match, Melina comes into the ring to check on Mercury. However, She is grabbed by Gasoline, and held, whilst Rosa goes up to her and trash talks her, before hitting a SWEET CHIN MUZAK onto her. Limey, wanting nothing to do with this, solemnly walks to the back.*
FIN
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Post by Chrysta on Aug 10, 2005 10:56:03 GMT -5
*Fade in to a very cold and icy area.The camera pans to left and right and fades in and out to different sections of this area,until it finds a woman with blue hair standing in front of it.The woman is standing still,he face looking down to the snow covered ground.Still looking down,she begins to speak.*
WOMAN:I was born like the rest of you.A nice,peaceful family.I had everything I could almost ask for.I had a nice peaceful life.
But then it happened.
I was alone in the world.My father divorced my mother after an affair.And my mother was unable to go anywhere else,and we were forced to live in the streets.Then,when I was a little older,my mother died of pneumonia.
And this is where I've been ever since.Out in the cold.With no emotions.
No emotions.And no love in my heart.
My heart is cold.And empty.
*The woman lifts her head up to face the camera.We can see a little better that she is wearing blue lipstick and black eyeliner.
WOMAN:And for those of you in the EWT,you shall know just how cold my heart is.For I am Chrysta,the Ice Queen!And once I arrive...HELL!WILL FREEZE!OVER!
THIS FALL THE ICE QUEEN COMETH
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Post by barbwireharry on Aug 10, 2005 16:20:27 GMT -5
Don Muraco is waiting in the ring for Barbwire Harry. Five minutes pass and Muraco is about to leave when Harry comes up behind and wacks him in the back with a chair. Muraco gets to his feet and is met with a vicious chairshot that could be heard through the arena. Harry then goes uptop with the chair and jumps onto Muraco, bringing the chair down on his face. Harry then locks in The Mandible Claw, making Muraco tap out.
Harry then leaves to the back with an angry look on his face.
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Post by viscera on Aug 10, 2005 17:33:54 GMT -5
Announcer: The following Tag Team Contest is scheduled for one fall!
Suddenly the Rocker's Theme hits and Shawn Micheals and Marty Jannety head towards the ring to a massive pop.
Announcer: Introducing first... at a combined weight of 451 pounds, Marty Jannety and Shawn Micheals... The Rockers!!!
The two quickly slide into the ring, awaiting their opponents.
Suddenly a horror-like version of Pomp and Circumstance starts playing as Pain and The Canceler approach the ring, with their valet nowhere in sight. The crowd is booing them relentlessly.
Announcer: And their opponents... Representing the P.T.A... at a combined weight of 750 pounds... The Canceler and Prinicipal Pain!!!
Pain and Canceler quickly enter the ring, Pain sliding in and Canceler stepping over the ropes. The Rockers suddenly look a bit more nervous at the sight of the Canceler... who flashes them a mean look. Pain steps into the center of the ring and once again, rips off another suit... revealing his familiar attire.
Canceler stayed in the ring as Pain went over to the apron, Shawn and Marty playing rock paper scissors to determine who would have to contend with the monster. Unfortunately, Marty lost and stepped up, looking way up at the Canceler who didn't even look down at him. Suddenly the bell rang and Marty went to work, attempting some hard chops to the man's chest, Canceler scoffing and shoving him away with ease.
Marty quickly got back up and ran forward, aiming a dropkick at his opponent's knee, cuasing him to hunch over slightly, grabbing them. Jannety then ran forward and attempted a neckbreaker, but failed, losing his grip half way down and hitting the mat. The Canceler looked down at Jannety and lifted him up, whipping him into his corner and raising his hand for the " Pink Slap " ( Pink Slip ) causing Jannety to drop down to the turnbuckle.
Canceler quickl took advantage and began choking him with his foot, applying pressure with his huge boot. Marty groaned and struggled to escape, but to no avail. Eventually canceler let up and tagged in Pain.
Pain and Canceler then proceeded to double team their opponents, hitting them with a series of stomps to Martys chest. Soon Canceler went out to the apron as Pain took over, grabbing Marty's arm and lifting it up, then jerking it down for an armbreaker. He quickly turned that into an armbar, trying to end this one quickly, applying pressure to his arm.
Marty groaned and struggled towards the ropes, grabbing them 1...2....3....4.... but Pain quickly yanked him away from them, applying even more pressure to his arm. Jannety groaned and grabbed them a second time, but again Pain yanked him away.
It seemed hopeless, but suddenly, he rolled backwards, escaping the hold. He quickly got up to his feet and ran at Pain, taking him down with a clothesline... as he rose again, taking him down with another. Pain graoned as Marty went for an elbow drop to his chest.
Jannety got back to his feet and ran over, tagging in Shawn. The two ran at Pain, taking him back down with a double clothesline. Then knocking Canceler off the apron with a double dropkick to the throat, sending him flying into the barrier. As Pain rose back to his feet... they then grabbed him and tossed him over the ropes next to Canceler. Then the two ran towards the ropes as both rose to their feet with a double over the rope body vault... taking them both back down to the floor.
The Rockers started to take control of the match, tossing Pain back inside the ring. Finally the referee restored chaos, sending Marty back to the apron as Shawn began working Pain over with some hard chops to the chest. Pain groaned in pain as each chop connected. Immediately, Shawn stepped back and went for a super kick...
It was countered as pain turned the kick into a vicious ankle lock, catching his foot in mid air and then dropping him to the mat, applying pressure to his foot. Shawn grimaced, like his partner trying to escape the submission, but to no avail. Pain kept applying more and more pressure, trying to force him to tap out. But Shawn held on for a quite a bit... Pain adding even more pressure... until finally Shawn rolled out of the leg lock, crawling towards Marty for a tag. Pain quickly rising to his feet though and lifting Shawn back up by his feet, but it was countered by an Enziguri. Pain went down again, struggling towards the Canceler... first MArty getting the tag, followed by canceler.
Marty quickly ran into the ring and hit Canceler with one clothesline, to the chest, then bouncing off for another, then one more time, this time a flying clothesline toppling the huge man over. Marty then locked in a wristlock on Canceler as Shawn ran in, going for the Rocker Dropper, nailing it. Marty went for a cover. 1....2.....
But Pain broke up the count quickly, Shawn turning at hitting him with some punches, sending him reeling until he was against the ropes, then clotheslining him over them, sending himself voer as well. Meanwhile Marty climbed ontop the top turnbuckle, going for a missile dropkick, but big mistake as Canceler saw it, catching him in his arms and hoisting him onto his shoulder's for the I.S.D., then slamming them down hard into the mat, going for the cover. 1...2....
Shawn tried to break up the count, but pain quickly yanked him back out of the ring. 3!!!
Announcer: Here are your winners... Prinicipal Pain and The Canceler... The P.T.A!!!
Pain quickly tossed Shawn inside the ring signaling to Canceler who grabbe dhim and lifted him in military press potision, pain climbing to the turnbuckle and leaping off again for the Explusion... knocking Shawn out completely. The crowd began booing extensively as pain and Canceler quickly left the ring... another victory...
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Curly Long
AC Slater
Midget Wrestling Master
Posts: 234
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Post by Curly Long on Aug 11, 2005 5:18:36 GMT -5
*We are backstage with Curly Long and Mr. Big, they are watching the current events that our happening in the EWT*
Curly Long: Would you look at that Flex Magnificent, he's impressive, all that gym work must actually work . . . Of course he doesn't use my workout so he's not as impressive as me . . . Damm that Limey! . . .Flex doesn't use steroids!! . . . . whats with the crowd . . . of course he can wrestle, last time I checked he put 3 guys in hospital, he has to be good to do that . . . Flex is innocent!! . . .they have to be doctored photos . . . . I . .
*Just then Billy 'The Virgin' Ubermark walks by clearly heading for the nearest bed possible, after his 500 mile road trip and match with former Nyrd member Mike he is exhausted. He is still wearing his protective medallion to ward off Maelstrom, Curly who is facing the TV doesn't see him, but the smell from the medallion is too strong!*
Curly: . . say Big . . *sniffs the air*. whats that aroma? . . . must be one of the new Divas . . hey maybe we can get lucky Big . .
*Curly turns around to see Billy who has fallen asleep resting against a wall, however it is not Billy that has caught Curlys attention . . its the Dollar Bill shaped Medallion around his neck . . *
Curly: . . Thats amazing and so shiny! . . I have to have that medallion! . . . me and the Balance of Power will surely be recognised with that around my neck . . and it matches the Stable Titles too . .
*Curly gets off his seat and walks over to where Billy is sleeping*
Curly: That smell . . . reminds me of something . . .but what . .
*Mr.Big has followed Curly over to where Billy is, he breathes in and almost gags on the smell*
Mr.Big: . . ugh . . I believe its Horse Ur. .
Curly: Horse!! . . . I remember it was down in the MCW. I'd just beaten Meatball for my 7th Midget World Title. I'd gone backstage and into the stables . . and there she was . . . Mina! . . . that little minx . . ah what a summer that was . . . one time we fell in this pond of yellow water . . . she was so beautiful the yellow water gleaming in her hair and the perfume she had was just like this . . . ah love . . .
*Mr.Big stares at Curly in shock and disgust . . . a VLB chant can be heard . . *
Curly: . . any way enough of the nostalgia . . BILLY! . . . BILLY! . .
Billy: . . huh . . . zz . . . . agh. . . not a haddock! . . zzzz . . . must escape water . . ah . zzz . . . what . . .oh . . god its you Curly! . . what do you want?
Curly: . . Well your very kind but I'm not a god . . well not yet . . . I was wondering if you'd care to sell that medallion . . . I'd pay top dollar for it . . .
Billy: . . . No way! . . . this keeps the trout-farmed-goon away from me . . it is a mystical charm designed by the Voodoo master himself . . .this keeps Maelstrom away . . . I didn't travel 500 miles to sell it to a little cretin like you . .
*Mr.Big moves closer, but Curly motions for him to back off*
Curly . . $40? . .
Billy: . . . $40! . . . are you nuts? . . .this cost me $500 from the best voodoo doctor in New Orleans . . . Papa Shango spent hours casting spells on this . . and . .
Curly: $500?! . . . what are you a total imbecile . . . it isn't worth half that . . . it doesn't even look like real gold! . . I can see the paint coming off . .
Billy: . . this is genuine, Dammit! . .
Curly: . . . did you say Shango? . . you mean the guy who also goes by the name of Kama . . and the Godfather . . . the biggest con man in history and you were that gullible . . *laughs* . .
Billy: Hey! this thing works you little pipsqueak . . have I been attacked by Maelstrom, no . . . I trust Shango completely, maybe if you go to him he can sort out your short comings . . say would you be interested in a Virgin Discrimination membership? . .
Curly: . . Hey! I'm bigger than you'll ever be! . . and my night life under the sheets is dirty . . .oh so Dirty! . . mmm . . Mina . .
Billy: Mina? . .
Curly: . .yeah Mina! . . a girl . . . not that you'd know about such things . . . now are you going to sell me the pretty trinket or do I have to take it from you?
Billy: Look midget brain! . . . I'm not selling you something for $40 that I bought for $500 . . . especially something this important to me! . . now get out of my way . . I'm going to get some sleep . . .
*Billy barges past Curly and Mr. Big . . . clearly angry that his rest was interrupted . . Curly and Mr.Big remain where they are*
Curly:Damm it . . . . I have to have that medallion . . . but how do I get it? . . wait, Big I have an idea . . . quickly . .
*Mr.Big picks up Curly and they walk off down the corridor towards the main office*
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Ragnal
Game Genie
Yanno what they say: All toasters toast El Dandy
Posts: 8,677,836
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Post by Ragnal on Aug 11, 2005 12:03:47 GMT -5
*Maria is backstage,still bandaged up from Linda's attack the other night,looking into the camera with a frightened smile.*
MARIA:D-do I have to?
*camera nods*
MARIA:Oh,I was afraid of that...I'm here with,um,Linda Ragnal,and,um...you-you're upset over the finish of you mat-
LINDA:Of course I am,you slut!
MARIA:*winces*AAH!Don't hurt me!
LINDA:I'm upset because Oceanic and myself had a GREAT match,possibly the greatest women's match ever since Clitton took that GND title with her!But then she ran in,and had to ruin it!And NOW...now that she's brought in three assistants,it's not gonna matter.
MARIA:H-how can you be sure?
LINDA:Are you that dumb,bitch?!Mae's washed up,Lita breaks her knee every month,and Dawn...well,despite her time in ECW,she's nothing but a SLUT!
MARIA:A-and what about this new Diva,Chrysta?Is-is she a threat?
LINDA:Not at all.Apparently,she doesn't make her debut for a long time.I checked with Bischoff.So she definitely isn't going to be in the Rumble this Sunday.But I still need to get my anger out.And guess who's the closest to me.
MARIA:*gulp*Oh,no...
*fade out as noises and screams from Maria can be heard*
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jzbadblood
Unicron
Christ, man. Can't you see what's happening? Can't you read between the lines?
Posts: 3,052
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Post by jzbadblood on Aug 11, 2005 16:30:31 GMT -5
Bleed the Freak by Alice in Chains hits and Jz comes to the ring wearing regular clothes, but still carrying his steel chair. Some generic music then accompanies Matt Morgan, who is as bland as ever. He steps through the ropes and Jz smashes him in the face with the chair. He's now down on the mat, and Jz smashes him on the back at least 5 times before picking him up and hitting a DDT onto the chair. Jz then takes the microphone from the announcer.
Jz: Merc, this Sunday the only way you're going to bury me is if you kill me.
Jz walks out.
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
KNEEL!
KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!!
Posts: 2,163
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Post by General Zod on Aug 11, 2005 18:07:38 GMT -5
Pink Floyd's 'Money' hits the PA and Les E. BiAsie comes out with Jarrod, complete with cane. Les is not dressed in his usual smoking jacket; but rather he is ready for battle against Virgil.
As Les makes his way down the rampway to the ring, Ted DiBiasie and Virgil storm the ramp and attack both Jarrod and Les!!! DiBiasie hits Les with the Million Dollar Belt, and then clocks Jarrod!! The action picks up from there...
Virgil and Ted pummel Les on the rampway. Both take shots at him as they work their way down to ringside. Ted whips Les into the railing outside the ring!!
The ref hasn't even called for the bell yet, and already mayhem has ensued!!
Virgil enters the ring, and Ted tosses Les under the ropes and instructs the bell to be rung.
We're underway!
Virgil begins to stomp on Les at DiBiasie's command. Les is trying to regain footing as Virgil continues to kick away. Virgil grabs Les by the hair, pulls him up into a slam on the canvas, and a legdrop to follow up for good measure.
Meanwhile, Ted has gone over to where Jarrod is, and is now choking Jarrod with Les's cane!! Ted continues to work on Jarrod while Virgil gets the best of Les in the ring...
...in the ring, Virgil has Les standing, whips Les into the ropes and delivers a dropkick that floors Les to the mat. Virgil stops to taunt les, slapping him in the face, and sneers at the crowd.
Jarrod is down hard, and Ted has picked up both the cane and the Million Dollar Belt, and has gone to ringside.
Back to ringside action, Virgil has gloated too long. Ted is screaming for Virgil to start capitalizing on the situation, and Virgil, after a stroke of clarity, makes his way back to Les's prone body.
As Virgil picks Les up, Les tries to fight back. Les throws a right to the midsection, which does little to phase Virgil. Virgil responds with a knee to the midsection.
Ted makes his way to the opposite side of the ring, and tosses the Million Dollar Belt into the ring, then jumps up on the apron to distract the ref.
While this is happening, the masked man is making his way to ringside through the crowd!! A-Bomb and Stevie have also come down the ramp. Stevie checks on Jarrod, while A-Bomb quickly runs to ringside.
Virgil, sees the belt, and that Les has made his way to his feet in the corner. Virgil runs into the corner and WALLOPS Les in the head with the belt!!!
Meanwhile, A-Bomb has made his way to ringside, and has pulled Ted DiBiasie off of the apron and is now delivering rights and lefts of his own to keep Ted at bay. The ref runs outside the ring to try and break the two up.
The masked man sees this, comes into the ring, and catches Virgil off guard with a kick to the midsection! Virgil drops the Million Dollar Belt, and being one to take advantage of good opportunity, the masked man delivers a double arm DDT to Virgil ON THE BELT!!!
The masked man picks Les up, lays him on top of Virgil and takes the Million Dollar Belt!!!
The ref, still outside the ring with A-Bomb and Ted DiBiasie, sees Virgil in a pinning predicament, and runs in the ring to count...
1. 2. 3!!
[/i]The bell sounds, and the match is over! Les wins again with a little help from the BDC.[/i]
Announcer: "Here is your winner...Les E. BiAsie!!"
Les is helped to his feet by the masked man, and A-Bomb, having disposed of DiBiasie, makes his way into the ring as well. Stevie has revived Jarrod, and is waiting on the rampway for the rest of the BDC to join him. Les holds his head as he walks out with the help of A-Bomb, Jarrod and Stevie, and the masked man takes off with the Million Dollar Belt through the crowd!!
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Post by Y2Jericho on Aug 12, 2005 1:06:14 GMT -5
The Camera is on the ring when the lights go out
A video comes on the Titantron
[glow=green,6,300]He Has Arrived[/glow]
[glow=green,6,300]Madd Matt Rage[/glow]
All of a sudden, Life to Lifeless by Killswitch Engage hits and Madd Matt himself makes his way to the ring with mic in hand
Madd Matt: Yes, yes, it is true EWT fans, Madd Matt is in front of you, or behind you if you got up to go to the concessions. Make no mistake about it, Madd Matt is going to make an impact around here.
Matt is cut off as Heidenreich's music plays and he sees Heidenreich coming into the ring
Heidenreich: I..I've never seen you round here before. Do you want to be my friend??
Matt scoffs and takes a glance at the crowd
Matt then charges at Heidenreich attacking him
Matt then proceeds to hit the Fury Drop on a chair and arrogantly walks to the back leaving Heidenreich bloody in the middle of the ring
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