Professor Chaos
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Bringer of Destruction and Maker of Doom
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Post by Professor Chaos on May 7, 2009 14:16:32 GMT -5
Yeah he always loses, but he seems to dominate all his opponents and lose by a fluke. Just seems stupid to me he's booked like he's better than everybody on the roster and it takes an act of god to beat him.
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Post by currykid on May 7, 2009 14:16:41 GMT -5
And beating up guys with punches that miss by a clear foot. I like to think that Shane has a power not unlike this amazing underwater animal: In fact, I think Shane's wrestling nickname should be "The Pistol Shrimp" Shane McMahon! May be the coolest animal ever to me now
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SAJ Forth
Wade Wilson
Jamaican WCF Crazy!
Half Man-Half Amazing
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Post by SAJ Forth on May 7, 2009 14:40:39 GMT -5
Does anyone else see Shane McMahon being WWE Champion by the end of the year? I don't want it to happen, I've just got an inevitable feeling that it will. This does seem like a possibility.
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B.B.M
Hank Scorpio
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
Where did the Lime go?
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Post by B.B.M on May 7, 2009 14:42:22 GMT -5
You guys won't be happy, until Shane turns heel, joins legacy, and is seen in a backstage segment oiling Randy Orton.
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mainsupreme
Unicron
World Wildlife Entertainment
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Post by mainsupreme on May 7, 2009 14:51:15 GMT -5
I just kept wondering when Cena would take off his Shane disguise.
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Magician under the moonlight
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Always Beaten To The Punchline. Always.
A magician and a thief. That's Badass
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Post by Magician under the moonlight on May 7, 2009 15:02:19 GMT -5
Does anyone else see Shane McMahon being WWE Champion by the end of the year? I don't want it to happen, I've just got an inevitable feeling that it will. I need the Stonecold or Rock "First I laughed but then I got serious" gif!
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on May 7, 2009 15:32:22 GMT -5
You guys won't be happy, until Shane turns heel, joins legacy, and is seen in a backstage segment oiling Randy Orton. Of course. That's exactly what we're all saying.
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Post by currykid on May 7, 2009 15:42:59 GMT -5
The funny thing is Shane is sort of chubby.
Obviously a decent athlete (better then Vince) but he doesn't look intimidating
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Miss RKO
Dennis Stamp
Orton's #1 Fan! ... after that chubby guy.
Bring back the Orton pose, Randy
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Post by Miss RKO on May 7, 2009 15:48:55 GMT -5
I mean for god's sake, Orton holds his own against Batista and HHH when they go one on one, yet SHANE gets his hands on him one on one? he beats his ass around for 95% of the match. So Orton gets two other guys to make it three on one, and Shane whips EVERYONE'S ass. Shane isn't freaking Andre the Giant, it's really stupid that they do this. I know Orton's meant to be the weasel heel who runs but come on WWE having a NON WRESTLER owning the hell out of guys at least 20 YEARS younger is just so damn stupid. Face palms a plenty for whoever thought Shane pwning Legacy was a bright idea.
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Post by currykid on May 7, 2009 15:55:57 GMT -5
I always felt like Shane and Vince were above the wrestlers. Like being a Mcmahon automatically made them an Upper midcarder and if there angry there pretty much a main eventer (Like a super saiyan)
Sure Shane isn't a wrestler... But he's a Mcmahon
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Hiroshi Hase
Patti Mayonnaise
The Good Ol' Days
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on May 7, 2009 15:59:07 GMT -5
Kinda reminds me of the Shane/Kane feud from 03, RVD couldn't really get the upper hand on Kane, but Shane seemed to have no problems taking Kane down.
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Post by currykid on May 7, 2009 16:00:44 GMT -5
Kinda reminds me of the Shane/Kane feud from 03, RVD couldn't really get the upper hand on Kane, but Shane seemed to have no problems taking Kane down. Who won the battle of zapping nuts eventually? Did Kane just lose his mask?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on May 7, 2009 16:03:35 GMT -5
I'm not shocked, Cody and Ted are basically the Washington Generals of wrestling. "I thought Shane might have been knocked out..."
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on May 7, 2009 16:05:23 GMT -5
I mean for god's sake, Orton holds his own against Batista and HHH when they go one on one, yet SHANE gets his hands on him one on one? he beats his ass around for 95% of the match. So Orton gets two other guys to make it three on one, and Shane whips EVERYONE'S ass. Shane isn't freaking Andre the Giant, it's really stupid that they do this. I know Orton's meant to be the weasel heel who runs but come on WWE having a NON WRESTLER owning the hell out of guys at least 20 YEARS younger is just so damn stupid. Face palms a plenty for whoever thought Shane pwning Legacy was a bright idea. At least 20 years younger? Orton, Rhodes, and DiBiase are 19? ?
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Miss RKO
Dennis Stamp
Orton's #1 Fan! ... after that chubby guy.
Bring back the Orton pose, Randy
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Post by Miss RKO on May 7, 2009 16:06:15 GMT -5
I know Orton's meant to be the weasel heel who runs but come on WWE having a NON WRESTLER owning the hell out of guys at least 20 YEARS younger is just so damn stupid. Face palms a plenty for whoever thought Shane pwning Legacy was a bright idea. At least 20 years younger? Orton, Rhodes, and DiBiase are 19? ? Isn't Shane like 40+?
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B.B.M
Hank Scorpio
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
Where did the Lime go?
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Post by B.B.M on May 7, 2009 16:42:59 GMT -5
Kinda reminds me of the Shane/Kane feud from 03, RVD couldn't really get the upper hand on Kane, but Shane seemed to have no problems taking Kane down. Didn't Shane lose to Kane at Survivor Series 03 in a Ambulance Match?
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Mecca
Wade Wilson
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Post by Mecca on May 7, 2009 17:21:57 GMT -5
I've talked about this before, having anyone who is not an active wrestler own wrestlers makes them look bad.
I remember a time when Shane got his ass lit up by Xpac and would constantly run away from him. Now Shane gets more offense than actual wrestlers do it's pretty sad.
I think it goes back to something I've seen said before, the McMahons are big marks for themselves and like to use their program to jerkoff.
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sloride
Unicron
Doesn't Suck Up. Or Does She?
The Greatest Entertainer to have ever Lived
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Post by sloride on May 7, 2009 17:23:02 GMT -5
At least 20 years younger? Orton, Rhodes, and DiBiase are 19? ? Isn't Shane like 40+? Shane is 39. He's only five months younger than Hunter.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on May 7, 2009 17:26:16 GMT -5
At least 20 years younger? Orton, Rhodes, and DiBiase are 19? ? Isn't Shane like 40+? Shane's 39. Orton's 29, Dibiase 27, Rhodes 24. Shane however doesn't look like he's in any shape to beat these guys, having expanded in waistline in years. He certainly didn't look it sweating hard like that.
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Post by James McCloud IS John Godot on May 7, 2009 17:27:27 GMT -5
Kinda reminds me of the Shane/Kane feud from 03, RVD couldn't really get the upper hand on Kane, but Shane seemed to have no problems taking Kane down. Didn't Shane lose to Kane at Survivor Series 03 in a Ambulance Match? Indeed. He kicked the crap of Kane for 12 minutes before Kane got in his offence in the last minute and a half to win.
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