Brainbustaaah!
Hank Scorpio
Best Damn Finishing Move Period
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Post by Brainbustaaah! on Nov 12, 2010 0:04:29 GMT -5
...he's sober!
Sober Razor proceeds to hit the Razor's Edge on Rikishi and chews out the GM, demanding an Intercontinental Title shot. The GM relents, but only on the condition that...
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Das Einhorn
Bubba Ho-Tep
WC's biggest BACON mark
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Post by Das Einhorn on Nov 12, 2010 0:17:06 GMT -5
... the entire Raw roster performs a musical version of Shakespeare's Hamlet!
This, of course, enrages.....
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Nov 12, 2010 1:02:08 GMT -5
Santino, who immediately drops his accent, insults his character in a shoot promo, and then sings the entirety of Shakespeare's works from memory. Or he would, if he wasn't challenged to a sing off by...
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Post by ejt713 on Nov 12, 2010 1:57:38 GMT -5
Jericho, whole totally beats him down in the competition
jericho finishes shakespear, and starts to cover some bad 80's classics
out comes.....
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Post by VengeanceGOD on Nov 12, 2010 3:53:55 GMT -5
OZZY OSBOURNE!
Who, as the new GM, declares that his wife wants Chris Masters' pecs to be World Champion. So the title is vacated, and Chris Masters will have to face his pecs in a match to determine the new champion.
In a SWERVE, Chris lays down, and the ref counts the pin. His pecs are now the WWE champion.
Jericho says...
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Post by Predator McBroski on Nov 12, 2010 6:29:50 GMT -5
YOUR SUPPOSED TAH BE MAH FRAND!
Jericho pulls off his mask to reveal he is actually Batista! Batista cuts a promo on the 'Crap saying...
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2010 7:57:17 GMT -5
YOUR SUPPOSED TAH BE MAH FRAND! Jericho pulls off his mask to reveal he is actually Batista! Batista cuts a promo on the 'Crap saying... "I know that you like to photoshop me, so photoshop this" and he holds up a.............. |
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Post by Pseudonym on Nov 12, 2010 8:04:09 GMT -5
Batista mask, to reveal it was really Jericho all along.
All of a sudden Hulk Hogans music hits and Jericho....
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Post by HMARK Center on Nov 12, 2010 11:18:06 GMT -5
Preemptively points at the aisle way and bellows "YOOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!"
Oddly enough, however, it isn't Hulk Hogan who emerges. It isn't even a person at all. It's...
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Nov 12, 2010 12:11:58 GMT -5
Team America! "F*** Yeah!"
The marionettes come down to the ring when Jericho pulls out scissors and cuts the strings, and the puppeteer(s) falls to the ground from above, revealing that the puppets were controlled by...
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Post by Pseudonym on Nov 12, 2010 12:47:15 GMT -5
Dixie Carter, who was mistakenly lead to the Raw arena after getting ready for a "BIG" TNA Suprise.
Dixie Opens her mouth and....
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Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2010 12:54:02 GMT -5
Dixie Carter, who was mistakenly lead to the Raw arena after getting ready for a "BIG" TNA Suprise. Dixie Opens her mouth and.... a massive cloud of smoke engulfs the ring. Snoop Dogg emerges from the smoke and says........ |
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B.B.M
Hank Scorpio
Scavenger Hunt All-Star
Where did the Lime go?
Posts: 7,404
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Post by B.B.M on Nov 12, 2010 13:36:15 GMT -5
Dixie Carter, who was mistakenly lead to the Raw arena after getting ready for a "BIG" TNA Suprise. Dixie Opens her mouth and.... a massive cloud of smoke engulfs the ring. Snoop Dogg emerges from the smoke and says........ "I have a confession to make, I've been living a lie. Snoop Dogg is just a man in a plastic suit and a mask...I have to reveal my real Identity" Snoop Dogg takes off his plastic suit and mask to reveal he's..... |
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OB91
Team Rocket
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Post by OB91 on Nov 12, 2010 13:42:28 GMT -5
Chris Benoit, who immediately assaults...
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Nov 12, 2010 13:55:57 GMT -5
Some kid in the audience.
Meanwhile, Doink the evil clown has sat down in the middle of the ring. He begins a shoot promo
declaring that...
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Lila
El Dandy
Slip N Slide World Champion 1997
Posts: 8,905 
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Post by Lila on Nov 12, 2010 13:59:03 GMT -5
Da Undataka is the best rapper in the world. Out comes Taka and he begins rapping about......
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Post by SamTastic thinks CM Punk sucks on Nov 12, 2010 14:03:17 GMT -5
Beef Jerky and Motorbikes.
"Yo Yo Yo, It's the Undertaka, and I want to let you know, I enter the ring, really really slow..."
Doink removes his mask to reveal...
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OB91
Team Rocket
Posts: 988
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Post by OB91 on Nov 12, 2010 14:38:40 GMT -5
Kane-ye West who comes out for the duet with the Undataka...
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Post by Woooooolhouse! on Nov 12, 2010 14:56:12 GMT -5
But halfway through Kane-ye stops, declaring that Vince McMahon "hates black people."
This brings out Smackdown GM Theodore Long, who- after saying "Holla" three times- declares...
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Deleted
Deleted Member
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2010 15:05:19 GMT -5
But halfway through Kane-ye stops, declaring that Vince McMahon "hates black people." This brings out Smackdown GM Theodore Long, who- after saying "Holla" three times- declares... That Slayer will be playing live tonight but no one can find Kerry King, it turns out he's...... |
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