Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 12, 2010 22:43:04 GMT -5
Edge then runs into the ring, spears Savage, and then starts rolling around yelling "WRONG!" over and over again.
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 22:45:19 GMT -5
the anonymous gm comes in and says that tonight's main event will be edgevs randy savage for the wwe title in a 24 hour ironman match
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 12, 2010 22:47:16 GMT -5
but it's opposite day, so it will be the opening match and it will last 24 seconds. Edge spears Savage and pins him to win the WWE title.
Edge goes to the computer to find out who the Raw GM is, and finds out that the Raw GM is...
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 22:48:42 GMT -5
no one tht's right no one has been sending these messages and it is a computer simulator
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 12, 2010 22:50:49 GMT -5
While Edge is shocked, the computer somehow rolls him up to win the WWE title.
However, the computer almost immediately gets a computer virus. Edge hacks into the computer and finds out the virus was sent by....
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 22:54:31 GMT -5
Vince then pops up and says "it was me Edge it was me all along"
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 12, 2010 23:03:28 GMT -5
Edge's head explodes.
however, Austin immideatily comes to the ring in a chocolate milk truck, and start squirting chocolate milk at Vince.
Vince tastes some of the milk, and asks Stone Cold"what the hell is this! It doesn't taste like milk!"
Stone cold says..
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 23:04:21 GMT -5
you're right it's not it's.......Mud
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 12, 2010 23:07:26 GMT -5
Vince spits the Mud out, and goes to the bathroom. Upon entering the bathroom, he is immideatly eaten by the magic flying burrito.
he finds himself in the burrito's stomach along with Cole, Bryan, Wigglytuff, and HHH. In the stomach, he also finds..
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 23:10:23 GMT -5
a real life stewie griffin who goes on a 5 minute rant on how we should be eating burritos and the burritos not eating us
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Post by DSR on Nov 12, 2010 23:15:00 GMT -5
Stewie says this into his cellphone. On the other end of the phone is Mark Henry, who is staring at the burrito and licking his lips and nodding in agreement.
Suddenly, Mark begins to...
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 23:16:10 GMT -5
eat the burrito but even for a big guy like henry the burrito is to big for him to finish then the burrito regenerates
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Post by DSR on Nov 12, 2010 23:18:48 GMT -5
eat the burrito but even for a big guy like henry the burrito is to big for him to finish then the burrito regenerates The burrito laughs in Mark Henry's face, and says "I AM IMMORTAL!" A voice off in the distance says "Immortal, huh? We'll see about that!" The camera pans over, and we see that the voice belongs to...
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 23:20:25 GMT -5
eric bischoff along with hulk hogan and all members of the immortals
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Post by DSR on Nov 12, 2010 23:22:38 GMT -5
eric bischoff along with hulk hogan and all members of the immortals They immediately start making out with each other, causing the giant burrito to vomit in disgust. This provides the opening needed for...
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 12, 2010 23:23:40 GMT -5
Lita to run down the ramp, then turn and run back up the ramp.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 12, 2010 23:26:53 GMT -5
Papa Shango then appears and goes into a trance summoning Viscera in a neon yellow speedo, Michael Cole says........
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Post by MrBRulzOK on Nov 12, 2010 23:28:39 GMT -5
Bischoff than proceeds to proclaim his secret love for Belgian Electronic music. However this doesn't last long as Maurice Engelen and Oliver Adams suddenly turn on Bischoff, Russo now poking his head out from under the apron to shout "Swerve! The two Belgians easily destroy Eric and Hogan with their instruments as the crowd watches on in shock. The Immortals then declare to the world that they are better than them because they contributed to the first Mortal Kombat!
The Burrito proceeds to mark out as it is a HUGE Mortal Kombat fan. It then floats over and...
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 23:30:25 GMT -5
dances for the immortals as people begin to wonder if this is TNA that they are watching
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 12, 2010 23:44:50 GMT -5
in the confusion, someone unleashes DRAMATIC PIKACHU!!!!
For some odd reason, Pikachu is given the Cruiserweight Championship and is ordered to defend it against El Dandy.
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