babyfootball
Don Corleone
At least as good as Ron Garvin!
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Post by babyfootball on Nov 12, 2010 16:18:52 GMT -5
That Slayer will be playing live tonight but no one can find Kerry King, it turns out he's...... under the ring with Hornswoggle, who invited King with the intention of showing him his...
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Fiddleford H. McGucket
El Dandy
My Mind's been gone for 30-odd years! Can't Break what's already broken!
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Post by Fiddleford H. McGucket on Nov 12, 2010 16:37:00 GMT -5
Junk.....
Unbeknownst to King, Hornswoggle is a collector of Models of Chinese Ships, and recently completed a 1:32 scale model of a Chinese Junk. Looking at Horny's Junk, King was heard to exclaim.......
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 12, 2010 21:27:49 GMT -5
"I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!"
Vince McMahon's head explodes, but not before Triple H Pedigrees Michael Palin for no reason.
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 12, 2010 21:35:27 GMT -5
HHH then goes on a 15 minute lecture about the importance of dental hygiene, but suddenly, Michael Cole interrupts him and gets into the ring. Cole takes off his mask and reveales...
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Post by Predator McBroski on Nov 12, 2010 21:49:15 GMT -5
TRIPLE H!
Vince McMahin's head explodes. Triple H cuts a promo on Triple H saying..
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 12, 2010 21:53:36 GMT -5
Lita, who Pedigrees Triple H.
John Cleese, meanwhile, is trying to get Zack Ryder to....
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 12, 2010 21:53:52 GMT -5
"Ah yes, as I was saying, flossing is very important....
at this point, no one in the locker room can stand it anymore. Daniel Bryan comes out with a box of chocolates, a telephone, a trained orangutan, and a scuba diving suit.
Bryan yells at HHH....
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 12, 2010 21:59:54 GMT -5
"WHERE'S MY BURRITO?!"
A giant burrito falls from the sky and knocks Bryan over.
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Post by canceled4truth on Nov 12, 2010 22:06:17 GMT -5
The burrito spourts wings and magically eats the two HHHs. Chris Masters comes out to stop the burrito, but the burrito rips his pecs off and pins them for the WWE Championship.
The anonymous Raw GM comes out and announces the burrito's first WWE Championship defense will be against...
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Post by DSR on Nov 12, 2010 22:18:46 GMT -5
The burrito spourts wings and magically eats the two HHHs. Chris Masters comes out to stop the burrito, but the burrito rips his pecs off and pins them for the WWE Championship. The anonymous Raw GM comes out and announces the burrito's first WWE Championship defense will be against... DRACULA!
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 12, 2010 22:20:27 GMT -5
who loses in 1.9 seconds to Michael Tarver, who loses it in 0.0000000001 seconds to Wigglytuff.
Triple H attempts tp Pedigree Wigglytuff but Wiggly counters it into a Military Press.
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Post by DSR on Nov 12, 2010 22:22:34 GMT -5
Wigglytuff squashes Hunter, Ultimate Warrior-style!
This pisses off the actual Warrior, who shows up and says...
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Raging_Demons
Don Corleone
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars, No Handlebars, No Handlebars!
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Post by Raging_Demons on Nov 12, 2010 22:23:21 GMT -5
Wigglytuff then calls for a Seismic Toss to finish the match.
The lights go out!
When they come on again it's...David Arquette dressed as Sting (with baseball bat!).
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 12, 2010 22:24:22 GMT -5
Arquette is swiftly DDTd by Lita, who then DDTs Wigly and pins him to become WWE Champion!
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Post by DSR on Nov 12, 2010 22:25:28 GMT -5
Wigglytuff then calls for a Seismic Toss to finish the match. The lights go out! When they come on again it's...David Arquette dressed as Sting (with baseball bat!). Arquette strums the ball bat like a guitar while he sings "Fields of Gold". (You never said he was dressed like the wrestler Sting) He goes away and no one mentions him again. Then...
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 22:29:33 GMT -5
the giant burrito comes back with an alien to honor opening day of skyline then
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 12, 2010 22:30:14 GMT -5
Lita comes back out and DDTs air.
Vince McMahon's head explodes.
Commercials.
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 22:36:28 GMT -5
we come back and it's a match between lita vs alien and giant burrito and giant burrito botches everything
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Gus Richlen Was Wrong
Patti Mayonnaise
Metal Maestro: Co-winner of the FAN Idol Throwdown!
Fun while it lasted
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Post by Gus Richlen Was Wrong on Nov 12, 2010 22:39:03 GMT -5
The match ends after Nexus invades and attacks everyone in the ring except Lita. In the meantime, Randy Savage runs in, floors the burrito, punches it once, pins it, and becomes WWE Champion.
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RKTaker
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by RKTaker on Nov 12, 2010 22:41:55 GMT -5
randy savage then says oh yeah over and over again
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