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Post by ajmortimer on Feb 10, 2006 13:22:05 GMT -5
All y'all calling the ref for not seeing broken pieces, to him they could have come from anywhere, a fan could have thrown them in. The ref can only call what he sees supposedly. Yes, fans always have guitar pieces available LOL yea I know how it sounds but the Ref doesn't know that.
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Post by maxx420 on Feb 10, 2006 13:34:04 GMT -5
Chair Shots, Garbage Can Shots, even the occassional Jarrett Guitar Shot can be kicked out of. But if you get struck by a title belt, there's NO WAY you're getting up, pal!
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Post by ajmortimer on Feb 10, 2006 14:02:24 GMT -5
Chair Shots, Garbage Can Shots, even the occassional Jarrett Guitar Shot can be kicked out of. But if you get struck by a title belt, there's NO WAY you're getting up, pal! See Road Wild 1997.
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Post by teehawk on Feb 10, 2006 14:06:26 GMT -5
Well That WAS in front of a crowd of BIKER guys. I'd kick out to or get my ass kicked by the crowd afterward. Where else would those wrestlers go ?
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Post by Papa shango on Feb 10, 2006 14:37:09 GMT -5
the faces never pay attention to the crowd obviously yelling to them and pointing behind them to the heel that is sneaking up behind them.
i remember when hacksaw knocked yoko down, and immedietly went to the corner ropes to celebrate, and when yoko was coming up behind him, every kid kid in the first few rows who he was giving a thumbs up to were yelling to him and pointing behind him. although hacksaw seemed to ignore this, and took like 4 bonzai drops.
well maybe that was hacksaw being a retard. the old school eugene.
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Post by phentari on Feb 10, 2006 16:56:53 GMT -5
Faces don't know how to keep friends. Anytime two faces team up:
1. They'll go from being acquaintances to being the best of friends...within about two weeks.
2. Despite being best friends, they'll never fully trust each other.
3. At some point, jealousy and mistrust will tear the team apart, turning the "best friends" into bitter enemies.
Heels, on the other hand, know how to work together casually. They team up, they get the job done, they go their seperate ways.
This is also why it never occurs to faces to bring friends to ringside, whereas heels routinely show up escorted by a manager, a tag team partner, a valet, and half-a-dozen other assorted hangers on, all of whom will get involved in the match.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 10, 2006 17:04:27 GMT -5
Hardcore matches increase your levels of invincibility. During a interview, run-in, match, a shot with a weapon will render you dead. During a hardcore match, you can take these moves and kick out of a pin attempt, at least, most of the time.
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Post by phentari on Feb 10, 2006 17:11:23 GMT -5
Irony causes real, physical damage. Therefore, if you're hit with your own trademark foreign object or betrayed by your own partner/manager, the resulting attack is guaranteed to incapacitate you.
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Post by Dave the Dave on Feb 10, 2006 19:12:50 GMT -5
Black characters must have generic rap music as an entrance.
Hey, i speak the truth, and there aint no stopping me now.
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Post by Vektastic's Tears cure Cancer. on Feb 10, 2006 20:24:46 GMT -5
HAHAHA! This is a great thread! Some of these Really make me laugh!
Hmmm... I don't know how Cliche it is, but I still don't think a splash with 500 twist and turns hurts more than a normal splash... same thing for a senton bomb... Most of them dont seem to be strong enough to beat someone (I'm looking at you, Jeff Hard(l)y(talented)).
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Post by phentari on Feb 10, 2006 20:51:23 GMT -5
Michael Cole is the kiss of death for those trying to win a belt. If, at any time during a pinfall, he utters the words, "We could have a new champion!" the champion WILL kick out.
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Post by phentari on Feb 10, 2006 21:03:55 GMT -5
The Rey/Orton bit just reminded me:
If a face assaults a heel, the referees and ring security will show up within fifteen seconds to pull him off. If a heel assaults a face, he'll be allowed to pulverize him unchecked for several minutes.
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Post by Ben Wyatt on Feb 10, 2006 21:37:01 GMT -5
The Rey/Orton bit just reminded me: If a face assaults a heel, the referees and ring security will show up within fifteen seconds to pull him off. If a heel assaults a face, he'll be allowed to pulverize him unchecked for several minutes. See: Hunter beating Flair senseless for like 2 hours duing the homecoming Raw
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Post by Hiroshi Hase on Feb 10, 2006 21:49:26 GMT -5
Michael Cole is the kiss of death for those trying to win a belt. If, at any time during a pinfall, he utters the words, "We could have a new champion!" the champion WILL kick out. How true that is, I hate hearing "We could have a new Champion!" basically tells us the ending that the guy isn't losing his title.
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Post by Mista T on Feb 10, 2006 22:05:55 GMT -5
nobody will be sitting down in a contract signing...so the padded chairs are pointless
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Post by fubar1978 on Feb 10, 2006 23:16:06 GMT -5
Any face trying to win a cage match by going out the door WILL have it slammed in his face, on his head etc
Any cage match initiated for the porpose of eliminating outside iterference, will have outside interference. guaranteed.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Feb 10, 2006 23:18:55 GMT -5
When the Irrestiable Force meets the Immoveable Object......the Immoveable object will always, in fact, move.
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Post by fubar1978 on Feb 10, 2006 23:23:03 GMT -5
Powerbomb! no pin. Sideslam! no pin. Tombstone piledriver! no pin. Barely touching the ropes while pinning someone who bench pressed you off two minutes ago: pin! I had a discussion with a friend about something we dubbed "Wrestling Physics." Physics that simply do not apply outside of the wrestling world. Holding the rope while doing a submission move makes the move hurt 1000% more! When being whipped into the ropes, the natural reaction is to quickly turn and rebound off of them...not simply run into them and bounce backwards. No matter how bad an injury may be sold by the announcers, the injured party will be back in action within 2 weeks. Possibly with taped ribs to sell the vicious chairshot to the head that put him in a coma. The best way to revive someone from a concussion-induced coma is to shake them until they're able to slowly count to three. Once they count to three, they'll be fine, don't worry about them anymore. If a car is coming at you, make sure you jump onto the hood and don't just get out of the way of the car. The natural reaction to finding out you're bleeding profusely is to smear the blood all over your face then continue the match. Moves like the powerbomb, the hanging suplex, or the piledriver do not require the assistance of the person being given the move. It just looks like that. A finishing move is 1000 times more powerful than a regular move. Even if the finisher has no more impact or force behind it that the dozen other slams in the match. How bout, if your opponent is standing on the apron holding the ropes, simply go over and yank the rope hard. Your opponent will do a flip over the top rope flat onto his back.
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Post by amsiraK on Feb 10, 2006 23:25:13 GMT -5
Faces don't know how to keep friends. Anytime two faces team up: 1. They'll go from being acquaintances to being the best of friends...within about two weeks. 2. Despite being best friends, they'll never fully trust each other. 3. At some point, jealousy and mistrust will tear the team apart, turning the "best friends" into bitter enemies. Heels, on the other hand, know how to work together casually. They team up, they get the job done, they go their seperate ways. This is also why it never occurs to faces to bring friends to ringside, whereas heels routinely show up escorted by a manager, a tag team partner, a valet, and half-a-dozen other assorted hangers on, all of whom will get involved in the match. The "friendless face" always baffles me. Go fetch the guy who was feuding with your opponent LAST time and get him to help!
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Post by Papa shango on Feb 11, 2006 0:05:51 GMT -5
if you jump from the top rope when the opponent is on his back, and you are apparantly going to land on your feet, inevitably you will get the boot to the face
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